Posted on 11/10/2021 12:01:21 PM PST by be-baw
You know the way the world is going because you're happy it's happening.
Out with the old ways of doing things -- going to work at an office, for example -- and in with doing your own thing. All the time, anywhere.
I sense McDonald's understands this.
It seems to have realized that people coming to work at its restaurants, greeting you as they take your order at the drive-thru and then quickly cooking your food is an outmoded concept.
Instead, how about machines doing it all faster than humans ever could?
Well, here's a little announcement the global burger chain made last week. McDonald's is now getting together with a very, very famous name in tech in order to make the drive-thru more robotic and therefore more crowd-pleasing.
You may remember that McDonald's was testing robot order-taking at its drive-thru in Chicago earlier this year.
A customer experience video showed how glorious it is to be greeted by one of Siri's many cousins. You could tell she was really, um, loving it.
This was just an experiment, right? They couldn't possibly be serious. Could they?
Well, now McDonald's seems ready to expand this test to further-flung parts of our great nation. Ray, the old ways are just a load of Kroc these days.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention the very famous tech name with which McDonald's will now partner.
It's IBM.
Yes, the IBM at which a Steve Jobs emissary once threw a large hammer in a famous ad. The IBM that used to be called Big Blue and now seems to be Big Intimidator of Little Companies.
Well, McDonald's has just sold IBM its McD Tech Labs -- the engineers that are formerly known as Apprente -- so that IBM can take on the robot-driven drive-thru dream.
As CNBC reported, McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinski is delighted with how the robot-ordering drive-thru tests have gone. They apparently benefited customers and the remaining staff who still come to work at McDonald's.
Kempczinski offered: "In my mind, IBM is the ideal partner for McDonald's, given their expertise in building AI-powered customer care solutions and voice recognition." He added that the work now required is "beyond the scale of our core competencies."
Did you ever think your burger would come courtesy of IBM's Watson and friends? Of course you did. You've dreamed about this moment. The robots will never get it wrong. The robots will always be quicker. And the robots will enhance your emotional relationship with the brand.
That's what AI does. It strives for perfection so that you can offer it uncontrolled love.
Who needs a personal relationship when you can get your Big Mac thirty seconds faster?
Ultimately, of course McDonald's is making a wise business decision. If speed is what's required, the robots will surely provide it. Even if many of them still don't always grasp such nuances as an accent. (Don't worry, IBM is working on that.)
And it isn't just about speed. Just think of how much more personal data may be collected as the AI begins to learn who you are and what you really, really like.
But please don't worry about that. The companies insist: "IBM and McDonald's are both committed to adopting AI responsibly by embedding ethical principles into AI applications and processes to build systems based on trust and transparency."
Having seen the AI ordering in action, I'm still not sure how tolerant I'll be of its essential inhumanity.
But perhaps the people I feel most sorry for are the employees of McD Tech Labs. Now they'll be working for the IBM Cloud & Cognitive Software division.
It doesn't sound quite as cool, does it?
And it isn’t just about speed. Just think of how much more personal data may be collected as the AI begins to learn who you are and what you really, really like.
Interesting. All the Mickey-D’s around me are begging for workers.
I went to the local Domino’s last night, only to be told they only take online orders. No more Domino’s for me!
Pretty hard to earn that $15 an hour minimum wage when the robot overlords take over.
McDonalds burgers suck. Most FF restaurant burgers suck, some more, some less.
Have to sit down and let them cook it to order (Medium Rare) to get a decent burger.
I bet the fish sandwich will still be cold.
This is to end the stupid $15/hr wage thing. I think MacDonald’s can see they have to go to robots.
This has been in the works for quite some time. It just hit critical mass.
I’ll take the Big Brother Burger with fries.
No indoor dining in our area McDonald’s. Ok I have to admit I am hooked on their pumpkin pies. I order several with a senior coffee 3 creams and 3 sugars. But after the pies are finished for the season. . .I’ll be back maybe next year.
Other than a couple times in desperation on super long interstate drives, across the midwestern hellscapes, I do not think I have eaten at McDonLards since I was a child in the 70s.
The author keeps talking about the humans, the humans. Well, the idiots these places hire to take orders should not be confused with “humans”, and paying them more certainly won’t make them more human. The fact is, 90% of the people placing orders won’t know they are talking to AI. We are way past the Turing’s singularity. Most AI fools most people.
I say, “bring it on”, and give all the morons blue pills and stick them in the giant battery.
‘Midwestern hellscapes’ = Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa’, for example.
Try Fat burger
"Fries! Fries! Nomad! Fries!"
Oh really?
I won’t notice...
Not only that, they have long lines for their swill and have raised their prices. I don’t understand it, but that’s the reality. I can go to almost any of their competitors around town and get a better value for my money, but people love the golden arches.
So, they are partnering with IBM to accomplish this, but IBM will be sued out of existence in the next 3 years for enforcing unconstitutional vaccine mandates on its employees BEFORE the rules were even put in place.
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