Posted on 10/03/2022 8:52:59 AM PDT by packagingguy
A man with a penchant for getting naked turned heads when he showed up at a courthouse in the buff.
Alejandro Colomar, 29, has racked up an eye-watering €3,000 (£2,700) in fines for walking around the streets of Valencia, Spain, without clothes on multiple occasions.
And the self-proclaimed nudist, who claims his naughty hobby is not illegal, even showed up at the courthouse totally disrobed to contest his many fines on Tuesday (September 27).
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Did they send him to small claims court?
Never too old to learn a new English word.
Genetic connection to Hunter Biden?
Back in the early 1990s, a student at Berkley started attending classes and walking around Berkley in the nude. He was named the Naked Guy by the media. Years later he was diagnosed as schizophrenic and committed suicide in jail.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Martinez
“Security check was a breeze”
Not when they checked him for his wallet and keys.
“…pop his todger between two flowerly bams and yell dinner time Fido!”—-Blackadder.
A clever young lawyer named Rex
Had diminutive organs of sex
When accused of exposure,
He replied with composure:
De minimis not curat lex*
*[The law is not concerned with trifles]
But Lady Bird called it “shrimp”.
Haha🤪
The bright side is that you probably get through security screening pretty quickly.
I think you can still wear a fanny pack and be considered a nudist...
“I met my other half at a nudist resort. I really like the idea I” could honestly see what I was getting.”
I played several gigs at Mountain Air Ranch Nudist Club west of Denver. Great people from all walks of life just having fun and no dirty stuff going on, it was a revelation.
One big no-no is for a male to become “aroused”. A lady said it sometimes happens to newbies and they are told to leave the room until they “calm down” as it is considered to be bad manners.
In my thickest British accent: Are you taking a piss!
Under no circumstances should a pic be posted.
The article had a picture from behind but digitized his bum.
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