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A Bearded Woman and a Severed Head in a Crock Pot
frontpagemag ^ | 2/20/2023 | robert spencer

Posted on 02/21/2023 4:58:08 PM PST by bitt

More signs of the failure of our secular and self-centered culture

Anyone who is paying attention knows that there is something deeply wrong with American society today. That much is obvious. Increasingly obvious, albeit less well known, is the fact that the fixes that all too many people are applying to heal their broken lives are not helping a thing; in fact, they’re only making things worse. In many cases, they’re the source of the problem. But when will we turn away from these spurious therapies and embrace some genuine solutions?

Take, for instance, a Monday news item from WCBI, a TV station in Columbus, Miss. The headline was straightforward enough: “Arkansas woman arrested, accused of making bomb threats in Oxford.” We’re told that “Oxford Police said an Arkansas woman is facing charges for making bomb threats in Rebel territory. 29-year-old Lily Mestemacher is accused of false reporting of placing explosives. Police said they got information that she was mentioning bomb threats in Oxford on social media several times.”

All right. That’s bad enough in itself, but the story also carries a photo of Lily Mestemacher. The attentive reader will notice quickly that there is something off about Ms. Mestemacher: she is actually Mr. Mestemacher. In what is clearly a mug shot, a scruffy fellow with messy bleached hair and about a week’s growth of beard grins weirdly, his abundant chest hair visible over his orange prison v-neck.

So who’s crazier: “Lily” Mestemacher, or the “journalists” who believe that they have a duty to indulge his fantasies by referring to him, without any caveat or explanation at all, as an “Arkansas woman”? Could Mr. Lily have been helped along the path that ultimately led him to issue bomb threats by all the people around him who anxiously encouraged and abetted his delusions, rather than trying to bring him back to a healthy understanding of reality? Would a healthier society have taken this man’s conviction that he is a woman as a sign of mental instability that could manifest itself in other ways as well?

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TOPICS: Editorial; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: arkansasman; culture; failure
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1 posted on 02/21/2023 4:58:08 PM PST by bitt
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2 posted on 02/21/2023 4:58:21 PM PST by bitt (<img src=' 'width=50%>)
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a Severed Head in a Crock Pot

OK, so what are the other additives and how long do you cook it?

3 posted on 02/21/2023 5:01:33 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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4 posted on 02/21/2023 5:01:56 PM PST by bitt (<img src=' 'width=50%>)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Is it kosher?


5 posted on 02/21/2023 5:03:52 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: bitt

A bearded woman and a severed head in a crockpot....

Simultaneously?
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6 posted on 02/21/2023 5:11:08 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Hot Tabasco

OK, so what are the other additives and how long do you cook it?OK, so what are the other additives and how long do you cook it?


It’s Mississippi. Some sort of barbeque sauce for 12+ hours on low. Possibly with shrimp.

The author of the article obviously didn’t understand the culture and tried a lame joke: What do you call a man married to another man who hooks up with a bearded lady? Stu.

According to the article, the murderer decided to stage a scavenger hunt for the police: after they had located the head, he told them “have fun finding the other organs.”

I think that this is too weird for the Bee to tough.


7 posted on 02/21/2023 5:12:29 PM PST by Hieronymus
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To: Hot Tabasco
With proper preparation you can shrink a head in a crockpot in only about two hours. First, you remove the skull and wrap the rest around an appropriately sized rock. From an indispensable article on the topic:

First, the eyelids were sewn shut and the lips were skewered with sticks. Then, in a large boiling pot of water, the heads were simmered, emerging about a third of their original size with darker skin that was more rubbery and tough. The process continues as hot stones and hot sand was placed inside the heads, which created a “tanning” effect on the inside, and the head was shaped further using additional hot stones until it was molded into the desired shape.

Overcooking the heads makes them gooey and they don't keep very well so I'm careful not to do that. I love these recipe threads.

Hope that helps!

8 posted on 02/21/2023 5:15:17 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: lee martell

He was delayed in arriving at the table, but the delay made him much more tender, and a seasoned guest.

Never trust a bearded woman who asks you to come to dinner.


9 posted on 02/21/2023 5:15:30 PM PST by Hieronymus
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To: Hot Tabasco

I missed how your question fits so nicely with your screen name!


10 posted on 02/21/2023 5:16:30 PM PST by Hieronymus
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To: bitt

RE: Mug shot....

Remember, women, especially adolescent ones, this creepy guy probably went on dating sites with Chris Evans pictures substituted to fool you.

Interesting novel title is Love in the Time of Serial Killers By Alicia Thompson.


11 posted on 02/21/2023 5:16:36 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: bitt; Billthedrill

That escalated rather quickly.


12 posted on 02/21/2023 5:19:26 PM PST by Delta 21 (MAGA Republican is my pronoun.)
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To: Hieronymus
I missed how your question fits so nicely with your screen name!

I try to remain low key but there are times when it's impossible.........


13 posted on 02/21/2023 5:22:51 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: bitt

Edgar: ‘Now there’s something you don’t see every day, Chauncey.’ Chauncey: ‘What’s that, Edgar?’ Edgar: ‘A Bearded Woman and a Severed Head in a Crock Pot.’


14 posted on 02/21/2023 5:28:33 PM PST by GreenHornet
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Several of the nitwit wokesters on Hannity forums have been saying that if you do not use the lunatic’s preferred pronouns that you are exhibiting entitlement.


15 posted on 02/21/2023 5:28:52 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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16 posted on 02/21/2023 5:30:23 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: bitt

Crock Pot??
Doesn’t she know “Sous-vide” is all the rage??


17 posted on 02/21/2023 5:32:45 PM PST by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: JonPreston
Rubbish you Putin stooge


18 posted on 02/21/2023 5:38:31 PM PST by dennisw ("You don't have to like it. You just have to do it")
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To: Billthedrill

I saw an actual shrunken head. A white woman with very long blonde hair. Preserved in a large bell jar with a heavy wooden bottom. Cecille B. DeMille estate. No kidding. Wish I had not.


19 posted on 02/21/2023 5:39:29 PM PST by Pigsley (I)
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To: bitt
We should have spent that Ukraine money on large psychiatric facilities. You know, the kind we did away with.
20 posted on 02/21/2023 5:45:17 PM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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