How a Teen Locker Room Butt Slap Triggered a 2-Year Investigation

Reason ^ | January 3, 2024 | Emma Camp

[FlingWingFlyer]

I guess he won’t be long before we start “investigating” everybody to find out what they did to avoid the abortionist’s snips and slide out the front door.

[ChildOfThe60s]

I’m guessing this means the time honored tradition of snapping wet towels at each other in the locker room is now forbidden.

That could get a little painful as I recall.

[subterfuge]

These types of organizations always end up corrupt and lose their way. Oh, and surprise surprise, they “need” more money to continue their harassment.

[moovova]

"...an organization designed to protect athletes from horrific abuse..."

A butt slap sounds pretty horrific. I, personally, would never recover from that.

[Migraine]

“That could get a little painful as I recall.”

When I was in HS in the ‘60s, a coach of mine put a stop to towel-snapping by telling us that (”true story, not a joke”) a ballplayer had his nutsack split open by a snap-towel.

[Ex-Con777]

He needs to let his hair grow then join the girls swim team. They don’t dare to pursue the investigation then.

EC

[Sirius Lee]

a ballplayer had his nutsack split open

Everyone knows that story. That's where the saying "My nards!" came from.

[I want the USA back]

There is butt slapping at football games. And no investigations.

[DouglasKC]

I would flood this org every time a tranny shows up in the locker room.

[Ge0ffrey]

It’s not a “noble goal”; it’s a power grab.

[KarlInOhio]

So this couldn't have been stopped by the coach yelling "Ladies, quit playing grab ass, get dressed and get out here."

[ridesthemiles]

WHAT IS THE PUNISHMENT FOR SNAPPING WET TOWELS AT EACH OTHER???

[odawg]

After reading the first sentence, I looked to see if it was the Babylon Bee.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

SafeSport USA is a privately held concern.
If a student receives a letter informing him/her of an investigation, get a lawyer and file a Protective Order against them.

Harrassment and threats.

[lastchance]

I still haven’t. Just wait till the O.B. who delivered me hears from my lawyer.

[moovova]

Nice! 😎👍

[Jamestown1630]

The entire institution of juvenile male horseplay is in danger of being forbidden.

[SunkenCiv]

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[ChildOfThe60s]

Ohhh, painful