[TigerClaws]

Related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pfniMqOp2E

Across America: National Guard activated for solar eclipse

[butlerweave]

Lasers

[kiryandil]

we all gonna die.

[Responsibility2nd]

Hazmat.

Officials should learn the meaning of that word before they use it.

[JZelle]

Where were they for Bonnie Tyler?

[ClearCase_guy]

Has science progressed since the 14th century? Does a solar eclipse release clouds of Miasma which flow across the land sickening cows and other livestock? And do they know that this is from the eclipse? Could it be witches?

[Darksheare]

What the hell kind of retarded false flag bs is our government up to.
There’s been a media blitz of dire warnings for the past few weeks about the eclipse.

[rfp1234]

Hazmat teams? They should reserve those for the DemoRat city defecators.

[Pontiac]

These warnings are not due to the eclipse itself, but because of the influx of tourists associated with it, and putting pressure on transport, emergency, and cell phone infrastructure that isn't designed to cope with such a large number of people.

I live in NE Ohio within a few miles of the line of Totality.

I really hope that I get to see the eclipse in all of it’s glory.

But the odds are against me. April is typically a rainy gloomy month, wet and muddy. Less than half the days of April are sunny.

Anyone who comes here to watch the eclipse is not betting the odds and should do better research for their next vacation.

[moovova]

[Robert DeLong]

Now we’re expected to fear solar eclipses. Sadly, many probably will.

[Chode]

[madison10]

What are they expecting a run-of-the-mill solar eclipse to do? Has humanity been dumbed down so much that it thinks the world will end with an eclipse?

...do not answer that.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

A nation of cupcakes. Clouds block the sun for days at a time, but a few minutes of twilight is a national emergency.

[Billthedrill]

Look, I’m not much for superstition, but just in case the sun doesn’t want to come back out, could we throw Greta into a volcano? Please?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Good lordy! What’s with the fear porn over an eclipse?????

[olivia3boys]

I’m going to watch it in the path of totality from the deck of a cruise ship docked outside Mazatlan. Four full minutes if no clouds! I’m not getting off the ship to the beaches which will be packed with revelers.

I saw the 2017 eclipse in the path of totality as well. Very primal feeling; so glad I went.

[Skid289]

I’m stocking up on everything I need a week before the eclipse here in Burnet county. Food, fuel, and alcohol haha

[HighSierra5]

When you stand outside at night you’re experiencing a total eclipse of the sun for 12 hours.

[The Great RJ]

I watched the 2017 eclipse in Geneva, NE and there were no big crowds or environmental catastrophes. It was estimated that 1 million people were watching the eclipse in Central Nebraska. Other than very heavy traffic on I-80 there were no problems that might remotely require the National Guard.