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Song Parody: "Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah (Camp Osama)"
September 29, 2001 | Charlie Henrickson

Posted on 09/29/2001 11:30:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

HELLO MULLAH, HELLO FATAH (CAMP OSAMA)
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Camp Granada)"
[which was to the tune, "Dance of the Hours"]

Hello Mullah,
Hello Fatah,
Here I am at
Camp Osama.
Camp is very
Entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun in basic training.

I went bombing
With Mohammed.
He blew up like
Halley's comet.
No use going
To the surgeons,
There were parts of him enough for sixty virgins.

All the Sunnis
Hate the Saudis,
And the innies
Hate the outies,
But there's one thing
We agree on:
All the beds are awful hard to get to sleep on.

Camp looks nothing
Like the pictures
They showed us at
The recruiter's.
And the food is
Pretty rotten.
Guess it looks like I've been lied to by bin Laden.

Take me home,
Oh Mullah, Fatah!
Take me home,
I hate Osama.
Don't leave me
Out in Afghanistan
To find my ashes in a can.

Take me home,
I promise I won't
Pierce my ears
Or look at girls like
Britney Spears.
Oh, please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.

I hear airplanes,
They're approaching. . . .
All our bases
Are exploding!
There's no hiding
From a bomber--
Must close quick now 'cause I'm leaving Camp Osama. . . .

Sixty maidens,
And they're virgin,
But a slightly
Different version:
They all look like
Janet Reno!
Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?

Charlie Henrickson, copyright 2001


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: camposama; fatah; hello; mullah; osama; parody
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1 posted on 09/29/2001 11:30:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Easily the funniest thing I've seen in a real long time.
2 posted on 09/29/2001 11:40:30 AM PDT by notfondajane
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To: Charles Henrickson
great.
3 posted on 09/29/2001 11:44:04 AM PDT by imperator2
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL bttt
4 posted on 09/29/2001 11:47:13 AM PDT by citizen
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To: Charles Henrickson
Outrageously funny.
5 posted on 09/29/2001 11:50:55 AM PDT by connectthedots
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To: Charles Henrickson
Terrific!
6 posted on 09/29/2001 11:51:11 AM PDT by NoControllingLegalAuthority
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROFLMAO!

Excellent!

7 posted on 09/29/2001 11:58:22 AM PDT by Paradox
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To: Charles Henrickson
EXCELLENT!
8 posted on 09/29/2001 12:02:39 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bravissimo!
9 posted on 09/29/2001 12:05:20 PM PDT by Petronski
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To: Charles Henrickson
That was truly excellent. I am still laughing.

Thanks

10 posted on 09/29/2001 12:07:34 PM PDT by SeaDragon
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To: Charles Henrickson, Doug from Upland
Hey Doug! You got some competition!
11 posted on 09/29/2001 12:10:39 PM PDT by Dakotabound
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To: Charles Henrickson
Brought a tear to my eye.
12 posted on 09/29/2001 12:10:52 PM PDT by michigander
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
13 posted on 09/29/2001 12:14:05 PM PDT by oldvike
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To: ofMagog,LadyX,Scuttlebutt,beowolf,Snow Bunny,Carolinamom,Fred Mertz,razor-back bert,COB1
.
14 posted on 09/29/2001 12:21:30 PM PDT by michigander
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ohmygod I can't stop laughing! This is the best!!
15 posted on 09/29/2001 12:25:19 PM PDT by smorgle
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL!!!  Funny stuff, Charlie.

I hear airplanes,
They're approaching. . . .
All our bases
Are exploding!
There's no hiding
From a bomber--
Must close quick now 'cause I'm leaving Camp Osama. . . .

They won't hear it, but they'll know when it arrives.

Miss Pie (hehe)

16 posted on 09/29/2001 12:36:11 PM PDT by PatiPie
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To: michigander
Great!
17 posted on 09/29/2001 1:01:20 PM PDT by ofMagog
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks, Charlie, excellent work.
18 posted on 09/29/2001 1:19:50 PM PDT by jws3sticks
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To: michigander , Charles Henrickson , B4Ranch, ,ofMagog, LadyX and all
Thank you so much for the ping Michigander. You are the best !

And thank you Charles Henrickson for the song. LOVE it! I am sitting here singing it. heh heh

19 posted on 09/29/2001 1:24:11 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: Snow Bunny,michigander, Charles Henrickson , CHIEF,COB1,Carolinamom,swheats,Fred,beowolf,Scuttlebutt
Thanks for the hail, you two...ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!!!
20 posted on 09/29/2001 2:10:05 PM PDT by LadyX
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To: LadyX
Hi LadyX thanks for the ping.
21 posted on 09/29/2001 2:16:22 PM PDT by swheats
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To: Dakotabound
Well done.
22 posted on 09/29/2001 3:16:50 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Dakotabound
If you missed it, my latest CAMP GRENADA was dedicated the the pondscum Robert Jensen -- CLICK
23 posted on 09/29/2001 3:22:08 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: Charles Henrickson
So witty!! Wonderful!!
24 posted on 09/29/2001 3:22:11 PM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: Charles Henrickson
Very funny indeed.
25 posted on 09/29/2001 3:23:52 PM PDT by Classicaliberalconservative
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To: LadyX
Thanks for the bump, LadyX.
That is hilarious!
It's going out to my daughter in California; she'll get a big laugh out of it, too.
26 posted on 09/29/2001 5:54:43 PM PDT by COB1
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To: Charles Henrickson, 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub, bump in the night, Frog Mom, Frog Dad, Alamo-Girl
Thanks for a great laugh.
27 posted on 09/29/2001 6:01:21 PM PDT by amom
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To: Charles Henrickson
Priceless!
28 posted on 09/29/2001 6:14:28 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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To: Charles Henrickson
Super. Bump
29 posted on 09/29/2001 6:19:16 PM PDT by the808bass
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ha! Ha!
30 posted on 09/29/2001 6:22:31 PM PDT by Incorrigible
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To: Charles Henrickson
I was waiting for someone to use this tune for a parody.... very good!

Now do one to 'A Mighty Fortress' and I'll really be impressed.

31 posted on 09/29/2001 6:24:03 PM PDT by piasa
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks for a GREAT laugh!
32 posted on 09/29/2001 9:27:24 PM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey CH! The dead ones are singing, too.

Hey Osama!
At your urgins'
I bombed New York
But there's no virgins!

There's no girl here
Like what we know
But I think I caught a glimpse of Janet Reno!

I expected
A svelte posie
Not some gal who
Look like Rosie!

I'm so sorry.
I'm repentin'
Oh Great Allah! They just sent in H R Clinton!

33 posted on 09/29/2001 10:00:54 PM PDT by parsifal
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROFLMAO!!!
34 posted on 09/29/2001 10:15:44 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: MHGinTN
(((PING))))))

Looks Good!!

You might enjoy this !!

35 posted on 09/29/2001 10:17:13 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: LadyX
Thanks, dear LadyX.....I loved it!-)
36 posted on 09/29/2001 10:55:53 PM PDT by beowolf
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To: Charles Henrickson
Fuuuuuunny!!!!
37 posted on 09/30/2001 8:18:32 AM PDT by dennisw
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROTFLOL bump. Glad I wasn't eating at the computer again.

BTW, has anybody seen a parody like this done to Day-O? I've been told about it, but can't find it anywhere.

38 posted on 09/30/2001 8:23:50 AM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Charles Henrickson
ok except the Saudis are Sunnis. Little error in facts.
39 posted on 09/30/2001 11:13:31 AM PDT by mxbluto
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To: mewzilla
Come Mr. Taliban
Hiding out Osama
Give him up or
We bomb your home

Someone e-mailed me this last week, but this was the only verse. Apparently some radio DJ did the whole song.

40 posted on 09/30/2001 11:22:36 AM PDT by Dems_R_Losers
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To: mxbluto
ok except the Saudis are Sunnis. Little error in facts.

Doesn't matter. This is comedy. And it sounds funny. Nobody (except maybe you and five other people) are going to stop and think, "Hmmm, I thought the Saudis were Sunnis."

Besides, if you want to get snippy about it :-) , not all Saudis--citizens of that nation--are Sunnis--members of that faction of Islam. And not all Sunnis are Saudis. As far as I know, that is. But then, I might be full of shiite.

41 posted on 09/30/2001 6:50:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Something like 'All English are Brits, but not all Brits are English?' (Or am I full of YorkSHI-re Pudding?)
42 posted on 09/30/2001 6:58:09 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL!! This is great!!
43 posted on 09/30/2001 7:00:36 PM PDT by mafree
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To: piasa
Now do one to 'A Mighty Fortress' and I'll really be impressed.

I'll give you a serious answer to what I'm guessing was just a lighthearted remark from someone who knows my occupation. :-) As a Lutheran minister, I am reluctant to use one of our greatest hymns for a parody on the likes of bin Laden, Condit, or the Clintons. Besides, it's hard enough to find Lutherans who can sing it right, let alone many others. Parody tunes need to have a higher degree of familiarity among the audience.

44 posted on 09/30/2001 7:02:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Something like 'All English are Brits, but not all Brits are English?' (Or am I full of YorkSHI-re Pudding?)
45 posted on 09/30/2001 7:03:02 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: Exit148
OOPS!
46 posted on 09/30/2001 7:03:49 PM PDT by Exit148
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey, I can sing it very well...

And yes, I know your occupation, which is why I shot that one across your bow, LOL.

47 posted on 09/30/2001 7:08:36 PM PDT by piasa
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oh Charles! (Tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard) This is very funny.
48 posted on 09/30/2001 7:16:58 PM PDT by Teacup
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To: Charles Henrickson
Great song parody, Charles. Tickled my sunni bone!

Leni (LCMS)

49 posted on 09/30/2001 7:23:07 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: piasa
Not just "A Mighty Fortress" but just about any Christian hymn would be in mighty poor taste, if not bordering on blasphemy, to use for a parody. I agree with CH, keep it to secular songs.
50 posted on 09/30/2001 7:34:27 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck
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