History Lesson: Effective Use of Swine Against Islamic Jihad

Vendyl Jones Research Institutes | January 2001 | Vendyl Jones

[JeepInMazar]

"In the years preceding World War I, General John J. 'Black Jack" Pershing was commander of the American forces in the Philippines.

The small Moslem community on the island nation began to wreak havoc against the Philippine government and American forces.

The American troops captured a large group of these terrorists. During the interrogation by the Military Court, the fanatics were heard to repeatedly shout, 'Allah Achbar! Allah Achbar! Jihad!

The Philippines are the lands of Islam!' Pershing ordered the Amalekites executed one by one in the presence of the whole group. (The author is referring to the prophecy in the Bible that the Amalekites would be a very vicious and war like people down through history.)

Moslems will not eat pork believing that no one could enter Paradise if there is even the smallest amount of swine flesh in their bodies.

 Knowing this, the General first ordered the firing squad to shoot large hogs.

After they skinned the swine, the executioners rolled their bullets in pork fat and passed fat through the barrels of their rifles while the condemned watched.

As each condemned terrorist was executed, his corpse was wrapped in hog's skin and buried on the spot.

The entrails of the swine were dumped over the corpse before the grave was covered.

Three of the convicted Amalekites were released to take the news back to their Islamic Communities.

That ended the Islamic Jihad in the Philippines.

Terrorist incidents from Islamic Fundamentalists were unheard of until a decade ago when the U.S. State Department recognized the PLO as legitimate 'Freedom Fighters' "

(Vendyl Jones, RESEARCHER [Arlington, Texas: Vendyl Jones Research Institutes, January 2001]: 20).

[wjcsux]

This is true. I read about this many years ago in a military history class. Another true fact. The Moros had fanatics that they tied their testicles in rawhide. They let the rawhide shrink. It drove these guys absolutely insane. They gave them machetes to attack U.S. soldiers. The conflict with the Moros is why the USA replaced the .38 revolvers with the 1911 Colt .45 ACP, BTW.

[JeepInMazar]

In searching my Islamic sources, I see that a effective Jihad is waged by confounding and tricking the enemy. Thus, these terrorists who committed these acts of war were justified in going to topless bars and drinking, etc. However, I've yet to see that any Muslim would touch a pig in order to confound his enemy!

[sweetliberty]

Brilliant!! I hope some of the president's advisors are reading FR!

[JeepInMazar]

this story has my 'Urban Legend' antennae twitching....

Yes, I agree. However, it was sent to me by a trusted friend who has been in the military. It was sent to him by someone working on his Masters degree at the Joint Military Intelligence College.

[Zon]

F-16 ....pork crop-dusters

[eno_]

If we are not allowed to do these things anymore, we could sub it out to the Russians. They are known for sending our spies back to family members in package-size pieces.

[LibWhacker]

A historian friend of mine tells me the British used to do something very similar to this. IIRC, condemned jihadists were frequently wrapped in pigskins by the Brits then shot, the bloody pigskins removed and wrapped around the next group of jihadists who were then also shot, etc., until all scheduled executions for the day were done with. Making sure there were Moslem witnesses was crucial to the scheme . . . Very effective.

My friend did tell me however that unlike his ancestors, a modern moslem would just laugh at this treatment; islamic theologians have since identified a Koranic out for any devout moslem killed in this way.

But who knows? I'd like to see it tried on a massive scale anyway. We seem to be dealing with quite primitive minds here.

[TomGuy]

We have 58 million head of swine in the USA...ample amount for carcuses to accompany deceased terrorists on their journey to Hell!

[Bikers4Bush]

Something we should consider.

[bluecollarman]

"pork crop-dusters"

good one! Lol :-)

[bluecollarman]

I promise you, no Muslim wants to take the chance of getting whacked by a falling pig.

[sayfer bullets]

Oh,... I thought this was a repeat thread about Baldwin wanting to go to Afghanistan.

[Gasshog]

, a modern moslem would just laugh at this treatment; islamic theologians have since identified a Koranic out for any devout moslem killed in this way.

Then the whole book is a joke

Of course we knew that anyway.

If you read the thread about Atta's last will and testament Id say that he was pretty particular about how he wanted to be handle after death, concerned about uncleaness etc...

[Smedley]

Time to load our cruise misiles with SPAM

[B Knotts]

Wesley Pruden: How to break hearts and bend minds

[lowbridge]

[bluecollarman]

This may give the saying "When Pigs Fly" a whole new meaning. I like that spam idea! How about throwing in a few chitterlings (chittlins')?. Hey... let's don't forget to rub them down with fatback!

[Ol' Sparky]

The question is in this political-correct world, does this country and its allies have the guts to do what it takes to stop these Islamic maniacs? If the word crusade and term infinite justice are off-limits, than one would have to think using swine would be as well.

[Stallone]

Here's more on this info, posted right here at Free Republic (Warning: Contains Humor That May Be Offensive to Islamic Terrorists)

HOW TO DEFEAT ISLAMIC TERRORISM WORLDWIDE

Cheers!

[bluecollarman]

My Favorite pic......

29 Posted on 09/30/2001 19:15:56 PDT by Jefferson Adams
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