UPDATE- Super Secret Freeper Project!

October 6, 2001 | parsifal

[parsifal]

Update-Update-Update!!!!

I am sorry not to have responded sooner to many replies and freepmails. I had two errands to run and Lawrence Welk Show to watch with teenagers. I have been busy doing background research for the project. I have freepmailed Jim Robinson and am awaiting his approval and input before I kick-off project. I apologize to so many of you for not letting you in on the details.

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

I assure you that the duplicity will make sense in the end. I thought I was being paranoid when I first hatched this plan and the related disinformation campaign. But I see from links here that DU is spying on us. I do not think there is anything that they can do at this point to derail the real plan, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of care.

Please bump this just so that we can all stay in touch. I do not need any more volunteers right for the main project. However, I appreciate all monitoring that you can do at DU related to banned posters at that site and their activism projects. With the help of DU, bartcop, and the other demo sites, this will be a rousing sucess.

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

[parsifal]

I am so sorry. I sent you a special apology by freepmail. parsy.

[nopardons]

I don't drink beer, parsy; can I have something else ? Please ?

[Yellow Rose of Texas]

Some of you thought I was crazy when I switched my party affiliation to the Democrats earlier in the year. Crazy like a fox! parsy.

I love it, wish I had thought of changing from Independent to Democrat myself, hey, I still have time!!!

[parsifal]

Certe. I'll have a pepsi one. parsy.

[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

In answer to your inquiry..I have located an archive recovery specialist. Let me know..

[Allegra]

Lawrence Welk?

[lowbridge]

I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it.)

Now my feelings are hurt. I didn't make the trusted list who received the real plans nor the not sure of list who got two different stories. *sniff* *pout* ;P

Same here.

I'm gonna hold my breath till I turn blue. Then he'll be sorry!

[WIMom]

Oh, I'm in Wisconsin, so make that supply worthy of my home state........LOL!

[glock rocks]

When this is over, the beer will flow in every freepers home

oh man, i just finished hosing out the shop-vac after the last beer flow.
oh well, sir yes sir, beer will flow. carry on.

[BoldlyGoingNowhere]

A camel spit in my sisters face.. I nearly got tagged. It was gross!

[xm177e2]

I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers.

I'm not even trustworthy enough to get a set of false plans? You're mean, parsifal! ;)

I understand the need for secrecy, good luck with whatever your project is.

If you need anyone to do any research, just ask, and I'll see what I can come up with.

[nopardons]

Oh, and I had better have gotten the " real deal " answer, parsy. I've been a FREEPER longer than you have and we like many of the same books. : - )

[glock rocks]

my dog peed on a jogger at a red light downtown once. is that your dog? nooooooo.

[fatima]

To: parsifal I have communicated the real plan to a select handfull of long time freepers. I have also communicated two sets of false plans to many other freepers. I am sorry to have done this but at a time like this I must use all the intelligence and cunning at my command. You never know but you might be married to a DU plant. (The word "Plant" seems to fit in well with DU, doesn't it-------Turtle does not like this-is having another beer on the fence reading real-false plans-

[chantal7]

LOL! I was just kidding!

[Gun142]

Trust nobody. They're listening......

[southern rock]

Lawrence Welk?

Yeah, I know. Parsy is a little strange that way. He once stated that his interests include poetry readings, and capachino on Saturday nights.

What are ya gonna do?

[parsifal]

I am so sorry that I can not tell you whether what you have is real or not. Pretend that it is and follwo the package for now. Please. I have been undercover under several names at DU and others darn near since their inception. I was once a member of the Competitor Intelligence Professionals Society back in the early 90's. I quit when I went back to college and law school. If I can go undercover that far in advance, thee are probably a few DU guys who think the same way I do. For this Super Freep to work, we all have to do our part. parsy.

[Feiny]

Couldn't be as bad as getting hit in the forehead by stream of taper pee!