Skip to comments.How General Pershing dealt with Islamic Terrorists
Posted on 10/07/2001 7:14:26 PM PDT by GuillermoX
THE WISDOM OF KNOWING YOUR ENEMY
"In the years preceding World War I, General Pershing was commander of the American forces in the Philippines. The small Moslem community on the island nation began to wreak havoc against the Philippine government and American forces. The American troops captured a large group of these terrorists. During the interrogation by the Military Court, the fanatics were heard to repeatedly shout, 'Allah Achbar! Allah Achbar! Jihad! The Philippines are the lands of Islam!'
"Pershing ordered the Amalekites executed one by one in the presence of the whole group. (The author is referring to the prophecy in the Bible that the Amalekites would be a very vicious and war‑like people down through history.) Moslems will not eat pork believing that no one could enter Paradise if there is even the smallest amount of swine flesh in their bodies. Knowing this, the General first ordered the firing squad to shoot large hogs. After they skinned the swine, the executioners rolled their bullets in pork fat and passed fat through the barrels of their rifles while the condemned watched. As each condemned terrorist was executed, his corpse was wrapped in hog's skin and buried on the spot. The entrails of the swine were dumped over the corpse before the grave was covered. Three of the convicted Amalekites were released to take the news back to their Islamic Communities. That ended the Islamic Jihad in the Philippines. Terrorist incidents from Islamic Fundamentalists were unheard of until a decade ago when the U.S. State Department recognized the PLO as legitimate 'Freedom Fighters' " (Vendyl Jones, RESEARCHER [Arlington, Texas: Vendyl Jones Research Institutes, January 2001]: 20).
The Koran also states that one will enter Paradise in the same physical form that one leaves this earth.
Hence, one should shoot them in the knees, cut off their ears, cut off their nose, remove their tounge, pluck out their eyeballs, castrate them - and THEN shoot them in the head with a pig lubricated bullet.
How infantile! So, if you are Mohammed Atta, do you enter as a partially incinerated mess? Bet the virgins find that real attractive.
The smell of victory is no longer "napalm in the morning."
The new smell of victory is bacon in the morning! LOL
Citing a Koran passage which says that a man may not enter the Kingdom of Heaven if his head is in the beklly of a pig, Liddy delictately suggfested, as only Gordon can:
That one side (here Iraq, or bettttter, now the Unitedcd States), first, (paraphrasing here):1)
"Cut off the heads of a few hundred Muslim terrorist combatants";
Then,(2) "Sew the heads inside of pigs bellies."
Thjird, (3) "Send the heads back to relatives sewn inside the pigs's bellies."
These simple, but oh so refined and eleghant,
---- yet incredibly inexpensive steps should promptly end a War with Muslim fanatics & terorists, since the mnotivation of elevation to the Kingdom of eaven would be utterly destroyed.
Osama bin Laden himself,
in today's internationally-broadcast address to "All Muslims",
referred pointedly to "the Kingdom of Heaven" and
prayed for speedy entry of his terrorist-fanatic-combatants thereto.
Beleive me, in war time and facing an insane, criminal, fanitic enemy like we have, hateing is the nice part. When my troops, buddies, and citizens are in danger there is no extremes in dealing with the enemy. A little pig excretment goes a long way.
It would not surprise me if it was indeed true.
If he had of been alive today, they would have sentenced him to 10,000 hours of sensitivity training and diversity-quilt making (I think I would prefer Leavenworth).
Call it the "Porky Pig Airborne Division". Give them uniforms, and drop them over these caves where Bin Laden and his butt buddies are hanging out.