Posted on 10/07/2001 10:09:05 PM PDT by Husker8877
A SONG OF LOVE FROM THE TALIBAN (Sung to the old melody “We love you Elvis, oh yes we do…”
First thing ya gotta do is imagine the Taliban leaders, sitting in their caves…around the crackling Cavefire, some are gaily toasting marshmallows, some are eating the yummy Taliban Taffy they just pulled…they wear their finest afghan dress, and tend to their beards.
Some do cross-stitch…some are reading the funnies…others play hopscotch, as still others enjoy a game of “Clue”. One is wrestling playfully with another.
Suddenly, up pipes Osama: “Let’s sing our song!” The others respond gleefully (some would even say somewhat effeminately) “Yes, indeed! Lets!”
And they break into this happy Taliban ditty:
We love Bill Clinton / Won’t you come back
The guy they got there now / Hates our attacks
If Bill were still around / We’d Rule!
Bill Clinton we need you!
Hillary Clinton / Met our demands
Releasing terrorists / Kissing our ass
Cause she hates everyone / Like FJB’s
Return, please, Hildabeast!
Janet and Hazel / They were the best
Made roads for terrorists / All those oppressed
And when we worked inside / Their labs
They helped all us nice A-Rabs
Oh Sexy Madeline / What will we do?
Without your love and prayers / We may be through
In your World Government / Who’d Rule?
Bin-Clinton, Bin-Laden, Bin-You!
We Hate George Dubya / It’s all his fault!
Clinton said “take him with / A grain of salt!”
And now we know he lied / That fool
George Dubya we hate you!
All Americans / Are fat and lazy
All their leaders / Must be crazy
Eight years of Clinton-Gore / There’s Proof!
America’s full of poofs!
We have no worries / We have no fears
Our allah didn’t feel / New Yorker’s tears
Did you hear rumbling? / What’s that sound?
Brave Taliban--let’s BUG OUT!!!
This is pretty good, if I say so myself (and I'm the only one who is, obviously.)
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