[SAMWolf]

Rangers, Green Berets and Seals! Oh My!!!

[Slyfox]

Question: Do Mullahs wear boxers or briefs?

[Diogenesis]

"Abdullah, forget your goat --look at these babes. WOW"

[sheik yerbouty]

"Where's Curly?"

[Dakmar]

"I hope the glue holds, I'm in trouble if they find out I'm really Miss Kabul 1998."

[Revolting cat!]

"Ay, ay, ay! 'I Love Lucy' has been cancelled and Ricky Nelson's dead? What about Dr Kildare?"

[TightyRighty]

Do Mullah farts smell as bad as American?

[mass55th]

Oi Vey!!

[damnlimey]

We are so far past f****d that the light from
f****d will take ten years to reach us.

[IRtorqued]

If he says 'I'll keep an eye out for you' one more time, I swear by allah I'll kill him.

[weegee]

Okay See-no-evil and Hear-no-evil are present. Meeting will begin when Speak-no-evil and Have-no-fun arrive.

[weegee]

I will now recreate my favorite scene from American movie Animal House:
What am I?
I'm a zit! Get it?!!

[He Rides A White Horse]

Mullah

I know 'mullah'.........one Tomahawk costs about 1.1 mil......here it comes......

[weegee]

War is over?!
What am I going do now?
I'm going to Disneyworld and get job on Pirates of the Carribean ride...

[bootless]

OY!

[He Rides A White Horse]

Doh!!!!!!! Our plan didn't work everybody wants us gone......what happened???

[He Rides A White Horse]

Try, "It's because we're a bunch of genocidal a$$holes."

[michaelje]

"You may ask me 3 questions"

"Are you really the head of the Quickie Mart ?"

"Yes"

"Really ?"

"Yes"

"You ?"

"Thank you, Come again"

[OrioleFan]

Where's those black berets we ordered!

[HP8753]

Omar,I prefer the 67 Blonde Camels.....

[Coastie]

Oy Vey!