[SAMWolf]

Rangers, Green Berets and Seals! Oh My!!!

[RetiredArmy]

Oh, my Allah. You lost an eye! How will Allah recognize you. You will not be able to see the 72 virgins. Only 36 of them. May Allah grant you a third eye oh wise and bearded one. By the way, where is Mullah Bennie Laid-en?

[MeekOneGOP]

I have a SPLITTING headache!

[M. Thatcher]

Nyuk, nyuk.

[MeekOneGOP]

"Can you speak up a little bit? I'm having trouble hearing you what with the shell-shock and all!"

[MeekOneGOP]

"Can you speak up a little bit? I'm having trouble hearing you what with the shell-shock and all!"

[aristotleman]

"Mullah Omar and his foreign minister, moments after a CIA operative exposed to them videos of a cross-dressing Osama partying with goats,toyboys, and Koran-yielding gimps, while exclaiming "Allah the most benevolent, the most merciful."

[Call-9-11]

See no 'Sama, hear no 'Sama, ain't no 'Sama!

[bray]

72 Janet Renos????

[MrBambaLaMamba]

Please shoot us in the head and then defile our corpses.

[DrewsDad]

Aye Matey! We trying out our Halloween costumes early, dressing as our ancestors who terrorized the Barbary Coast.

[Slyfox]

We have decided will trade Osama for that babe-o-licious, Christine Amampour.

[12B]

See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil (not pictured).

[Pilgrim's Progress]

"I sent $50.00 to the Vermont Teddy Bear Company for their 'Little Terrorist' Bear - AND THIS IS WHAT THEY SEND ME?"

[Illbay]

From Right to Left (which is how you read in the Islamic world): "Hear no Evil," and "See Only Evil Perpetrated By West". (Note that "Speak No Evil" is conspicuously absent).

[InvisibleChurch]

"What Yusef Islam is really Cat Stevens? No wonder he hasn't put out a CD in the last 20 years!! Oy vey!!...er, I mean "Death to the Infidels!!"

[VideoDoctor]

" Sheez... we're so friggin' screwed and I have to continue to eat
all these warm bowls of sh#t for Osama !"

[Diogenesis]

Afghan Mensa Society

[Paradox]

Although rabid haters of American influence, the 
Mullah's could not help themselves but to try out 
impersonations of characters from their favorite 
movies, "Peter Pan" and "Home Alone".

[small voice in the wilderness]

"I stopped when I just needed glasses."

[scottiewottie]

Ben Kingsley takes time from filming a remake of "Ishtar" to answer questions about the Emmys. The look of bewilderment came after a CNN reporter asked if he felt remorse for his role in the WTC incident.