Clinton Receives Salmonella

CNN | WJCLINTON

[Fearless Flyers]

He got himself in the news.

[NeoCaveman]

He can't stay out of the news...not for a day

Ping me, when the Clinton News Network (CNN) announces that sunuvabeetch is dead.

[rightwingextremist1776]

Probably got it from choking his chicken too much!

[marktuoni]

I call firsts on the "PISS ON HIS GRAVE" line!

[gopwhit]

For what it's worth my sister just brought up the excellent point that you had to leave it up to Clinton to come up with a filthy trailer-trash virus since Salmonella can also be caused when folks in the trailers don't git 'round to cleanin'.....someone should tell Clinton to put some 'tussin' on it!!!!!

[steve-b]

My God, why doesn't the man hire a maid??

Because every maid in town has heard about him.

[steve-b]

And what about bachelors with green food in their refrigerators, the food orginally being some other color?

Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is bad for you.

[Shooter 2.5]

Doctor: Clinton, you have herpes, AIDS, crabs, syphillis and salmonella. We're going to start you on a diet of pizzas and pancakes.

Clinton: Will that cure me?

Doctor: No, but that's the only food we can slide under the door.

[marktuoni]

Maybe that was MAYONAISE in the sink.....boy were we mistaken as to what he was doing after receiving from Monica....he wasn't finishing the job, he was making a sandwich!

[NeoCaveman]

I call firsts on the "PISS ON HIS GRAVE" line!

Why not, I already plan get a stick and use Billy Boy's corpse as a ventriliquist dummy.

[steve-b]

now Americans will worry about Salmonella?

Most people aren't at high risk of being hit right in the kisser with a rotten egg.

[gopgirl]

Perfect timing for him... first this NY Post stuff then him, it just don't sound right, now the news media will yap all day about concerns of a right-wing conspiracy... This is clintonous like... They can't stand Bush's popularity ratings, first the news getting on about postal workers then all this.. Clinton just cannot stay out of the limelight.. self serving a-ole

[Bommer]

I call firsts on the "PISS ON HIS GRAVE" line!

As long as I can be first to take a sh!t on it, be my guest!

[Fixit]

Bill Clinton to America:

Waaaah! Pay attention to me!

[Diver Dave]

Who? Dave? No, Dave's not here.

Yes I am.

[marktuoni]

Maybe they shouldn't cover the hole with dirt...just a Port-A-Potty...much more efficient!

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

From Insight Magazine, Feb. 2000:

In the course of 17 secret Trie interviews with the FBI in 1999 the Clinton confidant revealed an elaborate and illegal scheme to funnel large sums into Clinton-Gore campaign coffers and the president’s legal-defense fund. He also confessed to orchestrating the sale of a 500-liter (130-gallon) medical fermentation device to a pharmaceutical plant in China suspected of manufacturing chemical and biological agents for military purposes.

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Peter Leitner, a senior Defense Department licensing analyst who specializes in export controls of dual-use technology, has reviewed Insight’s copies of the confidential FBI interviews with Trie. Leitner says the transfer of the highly sophisticated pharmaceutical-grade fermenting machine poses significant risks to U.S. security at home and abroad if used to make advanced germ-warfare products such as anthrax and botulism.

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The buyer was Zhang Jiaming, director of the Changchun Biological Products Institute. Leitner says the FBI also should have been concerned with the likely participation in the deal of Peter Fu, a toxicology expert at the U.S. Food and Drug Administration’s research facility on the grounds of the Pine Bluff military arsenal in Arkansas. The arsenal originally was established to produce and store biological weapons, Leitner says.
Trie's Deadly Deals

[PeterBarringer]

Is he going to have to take Sal-pro?

[marktuoni]

Hey Registered, how about a picture of Clinton's grave with a Port-A-Potty for a Headstone with a Now serving # sign over it!

[BufordP]

Sal Monella...Isn't he the guy who played opposite James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause?

[Terriergal]

Where did that pic come from?????!