Sex Finally Explained!

Fred Redd ^

[COB1]

Hi there, little Snow Bunny!
{{{{HUGS}}}}

[SunnyUsa]

"Man is only half complete until he's married, (pause), then he's really finished!"

LOL!!! that's Good!(have to remember that one)

One of the Funniest moments I recall
(during the Christmas Day Mad Rush to Grandma's house)
is when I turned to my husband in the car (stuck in tons of traffic)
...... little kids crying&whining
and feeling that holiday stress to the max...

I asked ....
"Do you feel married?"
and the LOOK on his face and his Short but "to the point" answer made me laugh the rest of the day!

[Bella_Bru]

Hmmm.....I dunno....we didn't have a problem, did we?

[StoneColdGOP]

Nope, no problems. Pretty self-explanatory.

[rockfish59]

i am the man with the slow hand!

[BobBart777]

I second the emotion of the innocentbystander... isn't it high time we started "untyping" this kind of overused male stereotype and become authentic role models for our kids...???

[lds23]

There's got to be a better way.

Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters?

[Aquamarine]

Now I've got to tell a joke story:

Mrs. O'Leary had 22 children, and she says to her husband "Patrick, if I have another child I'm going to commit suicide". He says "Mary, if you have another child, I'll commit suicide."
9 months to the day she has another baby, and there's Patty O'Leary on top of the closet with a rope around his neck tied to the ceiling, and the wife is goading him on to jump.
"Go on, you said you'd jump, go on do it now, go on, jump!"
So he takes the rope off his neck, gets down off the closet, and the wife is really at him now. "Why wouldn't you jump? You said you'd do it, why wouldn't you do it?"
He said " I may be hangin tha wrong man."

[poet]

That's funny!!

[SunnyUsa]

LOL!!!

Did you tell the joke with your best IRISH accent too?
that's how I read it! :)

[Angelique]

I'll take my cue from LadyX again, and take a pass!

[Aquamarine]

Thanks, poet.

Of course, it doesn't work without the Irish accent! :-)

[Fred Mertz]

Thanks, now I understand, I am using a Mac in a PC sex world.

That's as good an explanation I could support, on a subject I know little about.

[LadyX]

"That's as good an explanation I could support, on a subject I know little about."

So sorry, Fred, old boy.
Forgot about that little mishap when you were waterskiing behind the ship and sustained that...well...'painful' injury.
Snow Bunny and I tried to 'fix it' - musta been unsuccessful...

[Snow Bunny]

ROTFL.................Good one...... Yesssssss tomorrow , save it for tomorrows thread at the Canteen and post it there too. I love it.

rotfl!!!!!!!!! If you post it now tonight at the Canteen it will be at the end of the thread. Tomorrow would be perfect. haahahahahaa THANKS

[Fred Mertz]

Hey, the surgery was successful. Don't you remember?

[jlogajan]

Ever wonder why entrance into both marriage and an insane asylum require "commitment."

[weegee]

At least you're not stuck using a palm pilot...

[Argh]

To put COB1's point another way:

In relationships there are broadly speaking three kinds of sex:

1. Anywhere sex - you're so hot for each other, you're doing it in the bedroom, the bathroom, on the kitchen floor, outdoors, in parking garages, you get the idea.

2. Bedroom sex - after a while things cool down to the point where you're usually only indulging in the bedroom, and at pretty predictable times too.

3. Hall sex - eventually things deteriorate to this point: every time you pass each other in the hall, you're both yelling: "F%^& you!"

[riley1992]

The main thing that they need to get through their thick skulls is that there are some things that just are never going to get through our thick skulls.

Okay, I'll buy that.