Study: Brunettes Do Have More Fun

M-Europe | November 23rd, 2001

[StoneColdGOP]

A German scientist claims the old adage about blondes having more fun is no longer true. Professor Hans Juergens says his research proves brunettes now have more fun. He believes men want to marry blondes like Claudia Schiffer but have affairs with brunettes like Catherine Zeta Jones. Professor Juergens says men associate blondes with marriage and washing powder but brunettes with sex.

To test his theory the professor from Kiel put two ads in a newspaper pretending to be a 26-year-old woman looking for marriage. In one he made her blonde, in the other a brunette. "The men wanted to bed the dark-haired women, but were thinking of sharing their lives or building a house with the blonde," he said.

Professor Juergens says advertisers have already cottoned on to changing attitudes about hair color. "Almost everything that is associated with washing and cleaning materials is advertised with a blonde," he said. Dark-haired women, said the professor, are usually used to sell chocolate, alcoholic drinks and sexy underwear.

[spectr17]

Love them blondes,

[SusanUSA]

Yikes! I sure hope one of the many brainy blondes on FR don't come by.

[Sabertooth]

Oh, it' OK...

I'm blonde and just forgot.

[KLT]

I agree, I'm a brunette and I have lots of fun....so blondes eat your hearts out!

[KLT]

Now spectr, we can't see if she's a blonde or brunette...but I'm glad mine aren't that big they would certainly weigh me down...

[Mr. K]

TRUE STORY: I dated a blonde last year and bought her some lock de-icer for her car because she had trouble opening the door when it got cold out.
-She kept it in her glove compartment...

NOTE TO ALL: If you can't figure out the problem here, you too may be blonde...

[Sabertooth]

Look closer... her hair is peeking out from under her right arm.

Better darken those roots.

[SusanUSA]

Aha! I suspected as much...

So where do I find pics of hot,sexy blond and brunette MEN to post so us gals can do some scientific comparisons, eh?

[Sabertooth]

So where do I find pics of hot, sexy blond and brunette MEN to post so us gals can do some scientific comparisons, eh?

You're asking the wrong blonde.

[KLT]

Look closer... her hair is peeking out from under her right arm.

Better darken those roots.

Oh, so sorry, couldn't see the minute hair folicle that you could see, Sabertooth...Thank Goodness you have such great site...All I saw were those Bazooooms!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

This article is biased against redheads.

[Clovis_Skeptic]

bump for great blonde jokes

[Victoria Delsoul]

Yikes! I sure hope one of the many brainy blondes on FR don't come by.

It's all in good humor, Susan. You came by, didn't you? :-)

[TightSqueeze]

It Hurts

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."

[SCalGal]

Oh, redheads are best, of course!

[LN2Campy]

MMMMMMMMMMM...redheads!!!

[SusanUSA]

I know it and YOU know it, but will THEY know it. heheheh:-)

BTW, what say WE do some comparisons of blonds and brunettes of our own?

[Psycho_Bunny]

A babe's a babe and frankly, I don't give a crap what color their hair is.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Brunettes Do Have More Fun

They do if they're with me.

[SusanUSA]

Boy do the choices get skimpy when ya specify "men"...