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***CAPTION THIS*** RUMSFELD SPEAKING TO THE PRESS (My Caption isn't printable :-)
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011126/imdf26112001134824a.jpg ^

Posted on 11/26/2001 1:16:36 PM PST by RummyChick



TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: captionthis; rumsfeldpinglist
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1 posted on 11/26/2001 1:16:36 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick
"I've got just about this much patience for stupid questions today..."
2 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:09 PM PST by El Sordo
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To: RummyChick
"I'm crushing Helen Thomas's head"
3 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:23 PM PST by evolved_rage
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To: RummyChick
The guy who asked the last question is this close to having his lights put out.
4 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:36 PM PST by boomop1
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To: RummyChick
"bin Laden has about this much chance of seeing the start of 2002."
5 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:47 PM PST by TomGuy
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To: RummyChick
Someone needs to photoshop a cigar in his hand!
6 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:52 PM PST by spycatcher
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To: RummyChick

Rumsfeld: "Just remember, the press corp has an IQ this big, so don't overdo it."

7 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by DJ88
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To: RummyChick
"RummyChick has this much courage, she is afraid to type what she think's I'm saying"
8 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:15 PM PST by Cagey
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To: spycatcher
Well, I was talking to Mary Matalin about James Carville...
9 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:41 PM PST by gridlock
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To: RummyChick

"With Afghanistan almost taken, there is this much sand left in the hourglass for Saddam"

10 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:48 PM PST by Diogenesis
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To: Cagey
Oh, I have the courage....but I am just partial to my Nickname here and don't want to have to re-sign up for another one after I get the proverbial boot!
11 posted on 11/26/2001 1:22:28 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick
"According to Taliban defectors, Osama's is about this long....and he wears boxers."
12 posted on 11/26/2001 1:23:35 PM PST by TomGuy
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To: RummyChick
"We're not using H-bombs, just mini-nukes."
13 posted on 11/26/2001 1:24:09 PM PST by July 4th
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To: RummyChick
Monica was talking to me about Bill and she said it was-----------------------------------
14 posted on 11/26/2001 1:25:18 PM PST by conqueror
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To: RummyChick
If the President of the United States in 1993 had a penus larger than this the September 11, 2001 attack on the WTC would not have happened!
15 posted on 11/26/2001 1:28:38 PM PST by hflynn
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To: conqueror
Monica was talking to me about Bill and she said it was-----------------------------------

ROFLMAO!
Too Good!
LOL
16 posted on 11/26/2001 1:29:24 PM PST by Fiddlstix
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To: RummyChick
"If all of your brains were put in a jar it would fill it up about this far."
17 posted on 11/26/2001 1:33:03 PM PST by Terry Mross
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To: spycatcher
Someone needs to photoshop a cigar in his hand!

Verbing weirds language

18 posted on 11/26/2001 1:35:41 PM PST by Andyman
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To: DJ88

Rumsfeld: "I'm sure all of you in the press are familiar with my top secret vial of invisibility potion--"

Helen Thomas: "I can't see it."

Rumsfeld: "That's because IT'S INVISIBLE! For pete's sake, wake up and start using logic. Why do I waste my time with you people."

Claire Shipman: "I see it."

Rumsfeld: "Good. That's more like it. Now, with my invisibility potion..."

19 posted on 11/26/2001 1:37:11 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: RummyChick
"Missed it by that much"
20 posted on 11/26/2001 1:39:29 PM PST by Tony in Hawaii
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To: Cinnamon Girl
If anyone knows Rumsfeld be sure to send him the link to this thread. I am sure there will be some good captions! That photo is just too irresistable :-)

They asked him about Saturday Night Live today as he was walking out of the briefing and he said if he wanted to talk about it he would let them know. LOL
I heard the briefing but didn't watch it. He sounded testy today.
21 posted on 11/26/2001 1:41:30 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick
Does anyone have a Kleenex?
22 posted on 11/26/2001 1:42:50 PM PST by AlGone2001
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To: RummyChick; CheneyChick; vikingchick; Victoria Delsoul; harpseal; Travis McGee; Spirit Of Truth...

Dammit, Tommy! Shove this body double BS and find him!
How many 6'5" Arabs that are "this big" can there be?"


23 posted on 11/26/2001 1:43:04 PM PST by Sabertooth
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To: RummyChick
Anyone read Tom Clancy's The Bear and The Dragon? Where the guy tells the Chinese diplomat that "Our di**s are bigger than yours!" ?

I'm sure the Taliban guys have small di**s. I don't know for sure, of course, and have no way of finding out. I have to trust Mr. Rumsfeld.

24 posted on 11/26/2001 1:45:12 PM PST by Mrs. P
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To: Tony in Hawaii
This is how much chance Hitlery has of becomming president..
25 posted on 11/26/2001 1:45:44 PM PST by .45MAN
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To: RummyChick
No, you can't have information on troop movements and this is the worlds smallest violin playing my heart bleeds for you.
26 posted on 11/26/2001 1:49:26 PM PST by Robert Lomax
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To: spycatcher
Like this???

27 posted on 11/26/2001 1:50:07 PM PST by WIladyconservative
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To: RummyChick
General Myers: "Damn Rummy, I thought you were going to hold off smoking that blunt til *after* the briefing. Don't bogart it!"
28 posted on 11/26/2001 1:51:34 PM PST by spycatcher
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To: *Rumsfeld ping list; lawgirl; Howlin; mystery-ak; mtngrl@vrwc; kayak; swheats; ladyinred...
Rummy bump
29 posted on 11/26/2001 1:53:12 PM PST by Hipixs
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To: evolved_rage
Speaking of that idiot Helen Thomas, did you hear her absolutely asinine questions today about the US invading Spain? Ari Fleischer got totally contentious with her after her stupid question.
30 posted on 11/26/2001 1:54:27 PM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: RummyChick
Give the Media about this much detail and they'll get a full page out of it.
31 posted on 11/26/2001 1:55:11 PM PST by IncredibleHulk
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To: WIladyconservative
Nice! After thinking about it, a giant joint with lots of smoke and Gen Myers looking perplexed at it would be even more hilarious. As you can tell, I really need to get into the photoshopping craze myself ;)
32 posted on 11/26/2001 1:55:48 PM PST by spycatcher
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To: RummyChick
You look this big from here....and, I will squish you if you ask another stupid question. Are you getting the point?
33 posted on 11/26/2001 1:56:38 PM PST by beowolf
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To: Mrs. P
tsk tsk... There was an earlier thread about not talking dirty on this site. It was great, started out saying something about salty breasts and salty testicles. I forget who posted it, but I'm sure whoever it was is not enjoying this very funny thread.
34 posted on 11/26/2001 1:57:28 PM PST by bobzeetwin
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To: Andyman
Yeah, it's time to start my Christmas photoshopping
35 posted on 11/26/2001 1:58:57 PM PST by spycatcher
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To: RummyChick
Oh, I have the courage....but I am just partial to my Nickname here and don't want to have to re-sign up for another one after I get the proverbial boot!

Oh, go ahead! Use this type of encryption to mask it:
*&#!@#*^#. . .etc. . .

36 posted on 11/26/2001 2:01:43 PM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: *CaptionThis
ping
37 posted on 11/26/2001 2:01:55 PM PST by Come get it
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To: MeeknMing
Well, I am staying true to my hero Rummy. With a man who says, "Golly" and "My goodness gracious"...I just can't imagine him saying my caption..no matter how much of a hardened Military man he is..LOLOL
Besides, I will leave it to your imagination.

I am surprised no Daschle jokes have showed up, yet!
38 posted on 11/26/2001 2:06:41 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: RummyChick
"The biggest chunks of Osama will be about this big."
39 posted on 11/26/2001 2:08:32 PM PST by biblewonk
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To: bobzeetwin
There was an earlier thread about not talking dirty on this site.

I didn't talk dirty. I hope no one was offended. I used stars for some letters, and did not print out the whole bad word. I can't. I am the mother of a 6 year old who reads better than most posters here do.

Testicles are salty??? Really? I don't want to know how anyone found that out, OK?

40 posted on 11/26/2001 2:10:07 PM PST by Mrs. P
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To: MeeknMing
I can see that curiosity is killing you! :)
41 posted on 11/26/2001 2:11:49 PM PST by jcmfreedom
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To: KC_Conspirator
Can't we get Thomas shipped to Affieland as a war correspondent along with G-raul-do?
42 posted on 11/26/2001 2:14:22 PM PST by RetiredArmy
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To: Andyman
Verbing weirds language

Spoken like a master.

43 posted on 11/26/2001 2:19:46 PM PST by Flyer
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To: Mrs. P
READING IT. It's not a thin book! Sobering scenarios.
44 posted on 11/26/2001 2:23:57 PM PST by Quix
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To: KC_Conspirator; RummyChick; AriFan
Hugh Hewitt is on right now getting ready to talk about Rumsfeld and Helen Thomas.
45 posted on 11/26/2001 2:34:14 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Quix
Yah, it's a thick one, all right. Took me almost a whole week! I could not leave it alone.
46 posted on 11/26/2001 2:41:13 PM PST by Mrs. P
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To: TomGuy
Hey, TomGuy, you took my words.
47 posted on 11/26/2001 2:48:16 PM PST by garycooper
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To: Sabertooth
LOL!! Thanks for the bump... :)
48 posted on 11/26/2001 3:08:05 PM PST by AfghanAirShow
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To: RummyChick
Army will beat Navy by this much.
49 posted on 11/26/2001 3:09:44 PM PST by LurkedLongEnough
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To: evolved_rage
"I'm crushing Helen Thomas's head",BR>
LMAO!!!! Good one!!
50 posted on 11/26/2001 3:12:50 PM PST by GussiedUp
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