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***CAPTION THIS*** RUMSFELD SPEAKING TO THE PRESS (My Caption isn't printable :-)
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20011126/imdf26112001134824a.jpg ^

Posted on 11/26/2001 1:16:36 PM PST by RummyChick



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1 posted on 11/26/2001 1:16:36 PM PST by RummyChick
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"I've got just about this much patience for stupid questions today..."
2 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:09 PM PST by El Sordo
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"I'm crushing Helen Thomas's head"
3 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:23 PM PST by evolved_rage
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The guy who asked the last question is this close to having his lights put out.
4 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:36 PM PST by boomop1
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"bin Laden has about this much chance of seeing the start of 2002."
5 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:47 PM PST by TomGuy
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Someone needs to photoshop a cigar in his hand!
6 posted on 11/26/2001 1:19:52 PM PST by spycatcher
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Rumsfeld: "Just remember, the press corp has an IQ this big, so don't overdo it."

7 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:07 PM PST by DJ88
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"RummyChick has this much courage, she is afraid to type what she think's I'm saying"
8 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:15 PM PST by Cagey
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Well, I was talking to Mary Matalin about James Carville...
9 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:41 PM PST by gridlock
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"With Afghanistan almost taken, there is this much sand left in the hourglass for Saddam"

10 posted on 11/26/2001 1:20:48 PM PST by Diogenesis
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Oh, I have the courage....but I am just partial to my Nickname here and don't want to have to re-sign up for another one after I get the proverbial boot!
11 posted on 11/26/2001 1:22:28 PM PST by RummyChick
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"According to Taliban defectors, Osama's is about this long....and he wears boxers."
12 posted on 11/26/2001 1:23:35 PM PST by TomGuy
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"We're not using H-bombs, just mini-nukes."
13 posted on 11/26/2001 1:24:09 PM PST by July 4th
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Monica was talking to me about Bill and she said it was-----------------------------------
14 posted on 11/26/2001 1:25:18 PM PST by conqueror
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If the President of the United States in 1993 had a penus larger than this the September 11, 2001 attack on the WTC would not have happened!
15 posted on 11/26/2001 1:28:38 PM PST by hflynn
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Monica was talking to me about Bill and she said it was-----------------------------------

ROFLMAO!
Too Good!
LOL
16 posted on 11/26/2001 1:29:24 PM PST by Fiddlstix
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"If all of your brains were put in a jar it would fill it up about this far."
17 posted on 11/26/2001 1:33:03 PM PST by Terry Mross
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Someone needs to photoshop a cigar in his hand!

Verbing weirds language

18 posted on 11/26/2001 1:35:41 PM PST by Andyman
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Rumsfeld: "I'm sure all of you in the press are familiar with my top secret vial of invisibility potion--"

Helen Thomas: "I can't see it."

Rumsfeld: "That's because IT'S INVISIBLE! For pete's sake, wake up and start using logic. Why do I waste my time with you people."

Claire Shipman: "I see it."

Rumsfeld: "Good. That's more like it. Now, with my invisibility potion..."

19 posted on 11/26/2001 1:37:11 PM PST by Cinnamon Girl
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"Missed it by that much"
20 posted on 11/26/2001 1:39:29 PM PST by Tony in Hawaii
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