Dog Haiku

Yuckles ^

[SAMWolf]

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

The cat is not all
Bad. She fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

Dig under fence - why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

I sound the alarm!
Mailman fiend - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat - come to kill all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
this long-rotten squirrel.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.

[SAMWolf]

Equal time for Dogs.

[camle]

patiently waiting for the cat version

[BibChr]

Another chuckler from the Wolfman.

Dan

[Mahone]

Cat version was yesterday,
and to those of us who love cats and dogs, these are a delight,
because they are so true.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Delicious raw cat
It is a matter of time
Before you de-tree.

[Physicist]

The Dog Star

The star Sirius
Is not nine light-years distant
It is sixty-three.

[Stefan Stackhouse]

I chase a black cat
with a white stripe down it's back.
Ooops! Man does that smell!

[Flyer]

WOOF!

[SAMWolf]

Try this

[SAMWolf]

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts--I celebrate
By kissing your face.

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot--no greater bliss--
well, Maybe catching cats

[tom paine 2]

bump

[Slyfox]

OUCH

I chase my frisbee
The master's crotch, collision
Caught on video

[SAMWolf]

LOL.
Sounds like Kodi! He's knocked me on my butt more times than I can count.
I just trip over Shadow a lot, she has a knack of laying down in the "path most taken"

[poindexter]

New puppy, trying
To house-train. No luck so far
Won't crap in the rain.

[martin_fierro]

If you scratch me there
You will cause my leg to twitch
Twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch

[camle]

Thanx!

I have three cats: PussyKat, Boring, Fat & Gray, and Alpo.

[pollyshy]

Thanks for posting this
I summon friends who have dogs
Does this sound familiar?

[catonsville]

It is time for walk,
Oh, 4 AM !!!
Nevermind.

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I have one dog, two cats that bring me great joy.

[kAcknor]

New puppy, trying
To house-train. No luck so far
Won't crap in the rain.

Too close to home.. ;) Just got past this very thing with the use of small tasty doggy treats. Hard for even the thickest skull to miss the difference between scolding and snacks. Even in the rain! Even for Kaci.. ;)

[RikaStrom]

Here's a few about the Baby Girl!

Lying on back, bliss
Mommy, rub my tummy now.
Grrr, did I say stop?

One-eyed wonder mutt
Bangs cover her eye again
Where is your barette?

Old and mostly blind
Head hangs low, peering through hair
What's that? Oh, a wall!