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On the philosophy of the bumper sticker (in Ithaca)
Ithaca Journal ^
| Wednesday, April 10, 2002
| By Michael Serino
Posted on 04/10/2002 8:19:25 AM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
Edited on 05/07/2004 8:00:48 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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I was stopped at a traffic light the other day when I suddenly realized the person in the car in front of me was attempting to communicate with me.
It was starting to get dark, so it was difficult to make out what he was trying to say at first. I turned on my lights so I could see his message clearly.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: bumperstickers; ithacais; thecityofevil
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To: null and void
My new one says:
U.S.
*or*
THEM
choose wisely
To: Behind Liberal Lines
one of my favorites:
I LOVE ANIMALS
THEY ARE DELICIOUS
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Good find, BLL.
But bumper stickers are never more ridiculous than when drivers use them in an attempt to express their "philosophy."
However, I thought this one may have expressed this fellow's current philosophy:
I THINK I'M IN COLLEGE!
Two more favorites:
A**HOLE! (without the asterisks) and,
DON'T HASSLE ME
. . I'M A LOCAL
To: Behind Liberal Lines
An oldie, but goodie:
Visualize the Clintons in Jail!
To: camle
My all time favorite --- "If you smoke after sex, you did it too fast"
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Love your graphic. Have you ever seen this: a Greenpeace/Sierra Club bumper sticker on the back of an SUV? Those are hysterical. Talk about cognitive dissonance.
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04/11/2002 4:19:56 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
To: Constitution Day
EARTH FIRST!
We can mine the other planets later.LOL!
Coffee | Nose > Keyboard
To: irishtenor
Reminds me of the reply during a survey, I believe it was Master & Johnson, when a woman was asked if she smoked after sex. She said, "I don't know, I never looked."
To: leadpenny
I saw one the other day that said " Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse".
To: Lazamataz;Constitution Day
HELP PREVENT
FOREST FIRESSTRIP MINE
To: irishtenor
" Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse". LOL
That does it! First bookmarked thread under the new system for me.
Like the Cavalry Commander who got confused on his promise to his men, "Faster horses, cheaper women and better whiskey. I mean, better horses, faster women and cheaper whiskey. I mean, . . "
To: Lazamataz
Coffee | Nose > KeyboardHeh heh. It's on my '69 Chevy truck.
I get about an equal amount of laughs & scowls about it.
Of course, they could be scowling at my other sticker.
It has a mosquito with a Confederate Battle flag pattern on his wings.
Caption:
Send more Yankees. THEY ARE DELICIOUS!
To: thucydides
"My philosophy doesn't fit on a bumper sticker."
To: Behind Liberal Lines
My two favorites:
"SCREW PEACE!
VISUALIZE HANGING UP THE DAMN PHONE!"
and
WHAT PART OF
GET OFF MY A$$
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Similar:
Visualize using your turn signal.
To: Behind Liberal Lines
"Visualize World Wrestling"
To: Behind Liberal Lines
"Vote Democrat. It's easier than getting a job!"
To: Behind Liberal Lines
seen on an old pickup driven by a man.......
I STILL MISS MY EX-WIFE......
BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER
To: Behind Liberal Lines
Spied in a parking lot a few months ago - "Think green...burn only 100% recycled dinosaurs in your car."
To: irishtenor
My all time favorite --- "If you smoke after sex, you did it too fast"ROTFLMAO! Ok, thanks- now all my co-workers think I'm insane. ;)
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