Posted on 08/18/2002 8:29:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
There's no lower form of life than a rich liberal!
Congrats.
Jesse Jackson admitted in a November, 1969 "Life" magazine interview that when he worked as a waiter in a Greenville, South Carolina hotel he spat into the soups and salads of White customers. "[Spitting into the food] gave me a psychological gratification," Jackson said.
During his early years in the civil rights movement Jackson often repeated this story to audiences. In fact the New York "Times" in a July, 1972 article, said: "Jesse would spit into their soup or salad before he brought it to the table, and watch with enjoyment as Whites ate gobs of saliva as though it were, say, oil and vinegar dressing."
I never watched " DALLAS ", so I don't know what you're talking about. :-)
BTTP
Just joking. Of course I wasn't playing the stock market,thank God. I heard so much negative stuff about Martha Stewart to turn a maggot's stomach.
1. Find a person who did something deserving mocking
2. Go through the story to find a few specifics to incorporate into the song that may have some humorous possibilities.
3. Find an appropriate MIDI. In this case, because she was talking about sex and the mean GOP investigating her like Sinkmaster, "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" came right away.
4. Start building the song line by line while playing the MIDI music over and over.
5. Attempt to put in it some double entendre that is not so blatant that JimRob will pull the song.
6. No matter who it is about, try to get in something to slap the Clintons.
ROFL. Perhpaps you meant "bawling"?
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