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MARYLAND'S MOOSE A N.Y. KID
Posted by kattracks
On 10/23/2002 3:27 AM CDT with 2 comments

New York Post ^ | 10/23/02 | JENNIFER FERMINO and MARSHA KRANES
October 23, 2002 -- The head of the Psycho Sniper task force is a native New Yorker and diehard Yankee fan. Charles Moose, police chief of Montgomery County, Md., was born in Manhattan 49 years ago while his dad was attending Columbia University. Although the family left the Big Apple while he was still a toddler, he remains a lover of all things New York. "He was very disappointed this year," when the Yankees didn't make the playoffs this year, said Sandra Moose, his wife of 14 years. Both she and her husband - proud owners of Derek Jeter T-shirts...

Caption Moose
Posted by RedBloodedAmerican
On 10/12/2002 11:59 PM CDT with 68 comments

10.13.002 | unknown Moose closure
Posted by boris
On 07/19/2002 9:48 AM CDT with 37 comments

Los Angeles Times | 07-19-2002 | Boris
The Los Angeles Times prints a monthly list of restaurants closed by the health department, and the reasons for the closure. Today's list included the Loyal Order of the Moose Lodge, 1600 Ocean Park Boulevard, Santa Monica. The reason given: "Vermin Infestation" and "Failure to Prevent the Entrance and Harboring of Vermin." Freepers want to know....I hope. --Boris
Of moose and men in wacky 2001
Posted by TC Rider
On 12/18/2001 12:06 PM CST with 2 comments

Reuters ^ | 12/18/2001 | Paul Majendie
LONDON (Reuters) - Sex-starved moose defecates on car in Norway; Iranian groom chokes to death on bride's fingernail; Filipino cuts off penis in fit of religious fervour; Exploding potato halts London ballet performance -- when it comes to weird and wonderful, 2001 was a vintage year for wacky headlines. It was difficult to know who raised the most laughs -- humans or animals. A Norwegian moose mistook a Ford Ka for a would-be partner. He licked and dribbled on the car and when his ardour was not reciprocated, he defecated on it. An Iranian bridegroom certainly bit off more that ...
Chief Moose Has A Message At 4:00 P.M. E.S.T.
Posted by My Favorite Headache
On 10/22/2002 3:45 PM CDT with 484 comments

/AP | 10-22-02 | my favorite headache
Moose to speak all of a sudden about something important*

UK Sun ^ | Sat, Dec 29, 2001
Moose lift kills three Journey to disaster ... helicopter tows moose THREE people died when a helicopter used to airlift moose to safety hit a pylon cable and crashed into a reservoir. The pilot, a passenger and a wildlife photographer on board all perished as the chopper flipped upside down and hit the frozen lake. No hope ... the crash scene A colleague on the ground tried in vain to save them. The chopper was flying the animals away from a main road near Salt Lake City, Utah, where six had recently been killed by cars. Wildlife workers drop ...
The Chief Moose Fan Club.....
Posted by clintonbaiter
On 10/29/2002 6:48 AM CST

The Iconoclast ^ | October 29, 2002 | Murray Soupcoff
DAILY NOTEBOOK.... The Iconoclast (www.iconoclast.ca) The Chief Moose Fan Club..... October 29, 2002: He's an unlikely hero. A somber law-enforcement officer who has a Ph. D. in criminology, has difficulty hiding his dislike for the press who dislike him even more intensely, and tears easily when speaking about the victims of crime. He's Montgomery County Police Chief, Charles Moose. Signs thanking the police chief for his dedicated service during the Beltway Sniper incident have popped up all over Montgomery County. Congratulatory telegrams and flowers have poured into Montgomery County police headquarters from all over America. And now the ultimate tribute...

Reuters ^ | March 21, 2001 | wire
Sex-Starved Moose Defecates on Car Updated 7:57 AM ET March 21, 2001 OSLO (Reuters) - A sex-starved moose in Norway mistook a small, yellow car for a would-be partner, but defecated on it after it got no response. Leif Borgersen, owner of the Ford Ka model, told the Norwegian regional daily Telemarksavisa Tuesday that he found his car bathed in lick marks, saliva and moose excrement. Borgersen says the moose left its mark on the front yard of his home in Lardal, about 125 miles southwest of Oslo. "The front yard was simply transformed into an outdoor toilet," he said. ...
What the snipers and Moose taught (
Posted by SJackson
On 10/28/2002 7:22 AM CST

Jewish World Review ^ | Oct. 28, 2002 | Marianne M. Jennings
I will not join in the chorus of praises for Chief Moose, head honcho in Montgomery County, Maryland, and the familiar face for overdone press briefings. I shall not applaud nor chant his name as the media did. I have fears and foes not vanquished with the arrest of accused snipers, John Muhammad and John Lee Malvo. I'm flummoxed as to how two lug heads ducked the noose for so long. For three weeks, a juvenile illegal immigrant with a record and a man with two ex-wives, restraining orders, a pending shoplifting charge, the name Muhammad and anti-American sentiments managed...
Woman sues to become moose
Posted by stainlessbanner
On 07/31/2001 2:05 PM CDT with 27 comments Moose: Can't Communicate Electronically with you
Posted by Koblenz
On 10/22/2002 7:18 PM CDT with 434 comments

Fox News ^ | 10/22/00 | Fox News
Mr. Moose just held another news conference. Said the Police Department couldn't communicate electronically with the sniper in the manner he requested. What a mess. The police said call back to get an 800 number or a PO Box.
Chief Charles Moose Now Has Fan Club
Posted by chance33_98
On 10/28/2002 8:41 PM CST

koco ^
Chief Charles Moose Now Has Fan Club Mugs, T-Shirts, Lunch Boxes Sold POSTED: 2:45 p.m. EST October 28, 2002 ROCKVILLE, Md. -- Fans of Charles Moose have a new way to show their fondness for the Montgomery County, Md., police chief. A Web site -- "ChiefMoose.com" -- is selling Moose mugs, T-shirts and lunch boxes. Visitors to the Web site can also post comments on the chief's handling of the recent sniper shootings in the Washington area, the event that thrust him into the media spotlight. Along with a formal portrait of Moose is a child's drawing showing the...
On 10/25/2002 2:39 AM CDT with 3 comments

Guardian/UK ^ | 10/25/02 | Oliver Burkeman in New York
Hours before the arrest yesterday morning of the two men now believed to be responsible for the string of murders around Washington, the Montgomery county police chief, Charles Moose, made his strangest communication with the then-unknown suspects. Swallowing hard, he began to read from a prepared statement. "You indicated that you wanted us to do and say certain things," he said, as mystified reporters looked on. "You asked us to say, quote: 'We have caught the sniper like a duck in a noose.' We understand that hearing us say this is important to you." Investigators offered no illumination of the...
All moose look alike! (Should thhat be meese?)
Moose Resume/Past History
Posted by Lucas1
On 10/22/2002 10:49 PM CDT with 39 comments

Oct 22nd | Lucas
Someone posted the resume for Moose and his past history earlier. Can someone please point me to that information. Also is it true that he was fired in Seattle? Thanks
The Sniper Search: And the hunting of Moose.
Posted by xsysmgr
On 10/16/2002 9:38 AM CDT with 23 comments

National Review Online ^ | October 16, 2002 | Jack Dunphy
The victims are engaged in the most mundane of tasks: shopping, buying gasoline, going to the post office, or to school. The bullet, traveling at 1,500 feet per second or more, reaches its target even before the rifle's report, and in the blink of an eye a routine errand becomes an appointment with death. There is a sudden empathy for the people of Israel, for now no one in the suburbs surrounding Washington leaves home without wondering if he . . . just . . . might . . . be . . . next. The police, despite an...
In the Sniper Case It's Moose Against the Herd
Posted by AZLiberty
On 10/18/2002 9:38 AM CDT with 37 comments

WSJ ^ | October 18, 2002 | Tunku Varadarajan
In the Sniper Case It's Moose Against the HerdThere's hours of TV time to fill, but no news.BY TUNKU VARADARAJANFriday, October 18, 2002 12:01 a.m. EDTLike many in America, I've developed a spirited--and not unhealthy--fascination with Charles Moose, the local police chief in charge of the hunt for the murdering sniper in the Washington area. The source of this fascination is not the manner in which he is conducting the investigation, or even the degree of its difficulty, but the interaction between this man--honest, simple, unpretentious--and the televisual medium, to which one might apply any of a range of antonyms...
How political correctness let loose the moose
Posted by Notforprophet
On 02/22/2002 1:09 PM CST with 16 comments

Guardian Unlimited ^ | Friday February 22, 2002 | Oliver Burkeman
How political correctness let loose the moose Oliver Burkeman in New York Friday February 22, 2002 The Guardian With five different places called Moose Pond, a Moose Cove, Moose Island, several Moose Creeks and a village called Moosehead, all on the shores of Moosehead Lake, it has always been rather too easy for the inexperienced visitor to get seriously lost in Piscataquis county, a thickly forested outpost of north-western Maine. Now, though, it is even easier. Compelled by a statewide law to change every place name containing the word "squaw", because it is considered offensive to native Americans, reluctant officials ...

How political correctness let loose the moose
Posted by kattracks
On 10/11/2002 11:54 PM CDT with 243 comments

ABCNews.com ^ | 10/11/02 | ABCNews.com
‘Raw Intensity’ A Closer Look at the Man Behind the Sniper Investigation Oct. 11 - Montgomery County Police Chief Charles Moose, the man leading the search for the serial sniper who is terrifying residents in the Washington, D.C., area, is known as a passionate and sometimes controversial man. Moose, who spent six years as the first black police chief in Portland, Ore., is no stranger to controversial cases. In 1994, Moose was saddled with the difficult task of answering media questions about Tonya Harding, the figure skater convicted of hindering the prosecution in a plot to injure rival...
Moose..."Call Back...Message Unclear"
Posted by woofie
On 10/21/2002 4:25 PM CDT with 266 comments

Radio | 10/21/02 | Moose
Moose..."Call Back...Message Unclear"... Im a little unclear myself.
No Bull -- Hunter Shoots Hermaphrodite Moose
Posted by 2Trievers
On 09/25/2001 5:09 AM CDT with 21 comments Chief Moose Fan Club and Message Board
Posted by chambley1
On 10/26/2002 4:06 PM CDT

chiefmoose.com ^ Sniper Suspect and Moose in Oregon Guard
Posted by ex-Texan
On 10/25/2002 11:42 PM CDT

Portland Tribune ^ | 10/25/2002 | Ben Jacklet
Sniper Suspect and Moose in Oregon Guard In a bizarre twist to sniper case, the two served at the same time in different units near PDX BY BEN JACKLET The suspected serial sniper and the cop who has been hunting him in the Maryland-Washington, D.C., area for three deadly weeks may have crossed paths in Portland years before the murders occurred. John Allen Muhammad, the former soldier arrested Thursday in connection with the serial sniper attacks around Washington, D.C., trained in the Oregon National Guard near Portland International Airport during the same time as former Portland Police Chief Charles Moose...
FRANCONIA (NEW HAMPSHIRE) JOGGER BUMPS INTO MOOSE
Posted by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
On 06/06/2002 10:34 AM CDT with 16 comments