Caption the Gores (aka Mr. and Mrs. Irrelevant)

October 21, 2002

[Paul Atreides]

Al Gore (news - web sites) and his wife, Tipper, speak at the opening of the 11th annual 'Family Re-Union' in Nashvile, Tenn., Monday, Oct. 21, 2002. The conference is holding several discussions based on families and youth. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

[sneakypete]

Goober: "So,Ah grabbed that North Vietnames General bah the his Dingling Norwood,jist laik this,the same way ah woulda grabbed that bin-feller if the lection hand't been stolen from me"

Tipsy: "If Ah kin jist keep clenchin' mah fists till this big dweeb is done,ah won't fly apart,and ah kin git back to mah bottle of downs!"

[weegee]

Algore: Are you gonna eat those fries?

[weegee]

This is the most emotion I've seen in Algore's face ever. I can't understand what the emotion is though. Bubba Clinton was the better actor in that White House.

And Tipper's expression is just creeping me out.

[Consort]

              

    

[weegee]

I'm the guy who invented family reunions!

[Teacup]

Tipper and Al: "Paper, Rock,Sizzers."

Tipper: "You lose again Al!."

(I wonder when the baby is due?)

[sneakypete]

This is the most emotion I've seen in Algore's face ever. I can't understand what the emotion is though.

Gas.

And Tipper's expression is just creeping me out.

She's probably been backstage taking a few hits from a vodka bottle,along with a small handful of Valiums.

[Teacup]

"Al Gore Family values? Why that's easy. Just keep her bare foot and preggers. Right Tipper?"

Tippsy," HUH?"

[afraidfortherepublic]

He looks like he's about to hit her with a left hook!

[Paul Atreides]

Just keep her bare foot and preggers.

And, from the look of things, they BOTH stay in the kitchen!

[mikrofon]

Happy Hollow Weenies ...

[Sub-Driver]

oink

[BradyLS]

The Gores will never see the White House again. The simple truth is that neither of them have the killer instinct needed for a Democrat to make it to the Presidency. Both Clintons had it in spades and none more than Hitlery. Gore tried for a month in November 2000 to slime in but chief SlimeMeisters Bill and Hill refused to help him. Which only makes sense because they already had what the Gores wanted. A Gore Presidency would probably be a repeat of the Carter years.

[InvisibleChurch]

gotta love those nehru jackets

[weegee]

Make 2 wishes:

It's a pair of falling stars.

[dighton]

"He's far from Mel Gibson, but he's the best I could get."

[tuckrdout]

Is Tipper in the family way?!

[tuckrdout]

Yes. She, like millions of us, suffer from Thyroid disease. Probably brought about by toxins in the water and air.

[Paul Atreides]

Yeah. She should be giving birth to a little sapling, any day now.

[Paul Atreides]

Probably brought about by toxins in the water and air.

In Tipper's case, it is more like a slice of pie in the mouth.