NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT! (Humor)

email | 11/2/02 | anonymous

[alley cat]

NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!

During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.

After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."

[alley cat]

A little humor for our Saturday morning!

[robertpaulsen]

"Thou shalt not comfort thy staff with thy rod." also works.

[shadowman99]

"Thou shalt not bite thy neighbor's lip."

[onedoug]

Just aside, the classic Jewish line of why Moses went up twice to receive the Commandments. That on descending the second time he anounced,"Good news! I've gotten him down to ten. The bad news is that Adultery remains."

[weikel]

Mel Brooks:I've come to give you these 15(drops one tablet)... Ten Commandments