Rosie O'Donnell's partner, Kelli Carpenter, has baby girl

Am I alone in thinking that the world has gone insane?

No, not at all.

I find myself wondering who's pitching and who's catching and I have this overwhelming desire to shower...

"Why was Kelli Carpenter the one they chose to inseminate, and not Rosie?"

Could Rosie reasonably be expected to bring a man to orgasm?

Reminds me of that song lyric--

"If I was a carpenter, and you were a lady..."

Senator Goldwater,

Do you think Kelli Carpenter had sex the normal way? I just assumed that she was artificially inseminated with some Unknown or Known Man's sperm.

"Do you think Kelli Carpenter had sex the normal way"

Considering that she voluntarily sleeps with Rosie, having sex the normal way is most likely out of the question.

I was merely emphasizing the implausibility that anyone, even armed with a turkey baster, could do the deed with Rosie. Perhaps Kelli doesn't assault the senses with quite the verve that Ms. O'Donnell most assuredly does.

3 Ne 14:2 for with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged

Interesting reference. In what book does "3 Ne 14" exist?

peachy
Since Feb 26, 2004

TROLL!

Not only a TROLL, but trolling in postings 14 months old!

this is a real abomination; if the state cared so much about children instead of left-wing ideology (read: destroying the nuclear family) that child would be placed with a real family.

"Heather Has Three Mommies"

ok, I'm being uncharacteristically cruel, but I couldn't resist. Nothing personal, Miss O'Donnell.

I think you owe the dead pig an apology!

So this woman flew in an airplane when she was about to give birth? (i.e., from NY to California to get married to Rosie).

Obviously the two "moms" place a higher priority on the gay agenda than on the health of that baby.

And 10,000 illegals came into America last week and no body gives a flip. There is no Constitutional Amendment in the works to save America from this massive invasion, unfortunately.

3 Ne 14:2 for with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged

Please point where Jesus hates for a non-hypocrite to judge in the Bible. Jesus repeatedly taught men to judge rightly, insisting they "judge with righteous judgment" (John 7:24) and He praised a man who "rightly judged" (Luke 7:43). Paul shamed the Corinthian Christians because there was no one among them willing to "judge the smallest matters" (1 Cor. 6:2). As the Apostle wrote, "He who is spiritual judges all things" for "we have the mind of Christ" (1Cor. 2:15-16). The notion that judgment is wrong is a ludicrous one. Should child-molesters escape condemnation? Should rapists be free from criticism? Should society refrain from judging those arrested for murder? Should we call evil good? Or would that be a judgment too? "Judge not" is the prayer of those who want to hide light under a basket. The cliché describes salt which has lost its flavor, which no longer seasons or preserves. Those seduced by this terrible lie are taken out of the game. As spectators on the sidelines, they only watch the spiritual battle. But they are in a comfort zone. Apathy is the craving. "Judge not" is the mantra for shirking responsibility. A lie paralyzed the Church. To abhor evil, someone must first judge evil. God instructs men against "hypocrisy" commanding them to "abhor what is evil" (Rom. 12:9). Thus, unable to judge, and unaccustomed to abhorrence, Christians en masse become hypocrites when they obey the Hypocrites Golden Rule. For "judge not" (Mat. 7:1-5) is simply a hypocrites application of do unto others as you would have them do unto you (Mat. 7:12). "For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged" (Mat. 7:2). Judge others as you would have them do unto you inverted is Judge not if you do not want to be judged. Therefore the hypocrite does not judge. As Jesus said, "Judge not… you hypocrite" (Mat. 7:1, 5 KJV; Ezek. 16:52). Christ kept this theme throughout His ministry. "Hypocrites," Jesus said, "why, even of yourselves, do you not judge what is right?" (Luke 12:56-57). Still, His own followers have mostly ignored the Lord’s harsh rebuke: "Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck out of your brother’s eye" (Mat. 7:5). "Judge Not" is the Hypocritical Oath. "Judge Not" is hypocrite haven. He who lives in a glass house should not throw stones. Such Christians, though, should relocate. Move into "the temple of the great God, which is being built with heavy stones" (Ezra 5:8). Christians live in the "building" for which Christ is "the chief corner stone" (Eph. 2:20). And if that Stone falls on someone it "will grind him to powder" (Mat. 21:44; Luke 20:18; cf. Ex. 32:20). It is better to be judged by a Christian than crushed by Christ. "Do you not know that the saints will judge the world? And if the world will be judged by you, are you unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Do you not know that we shall judge angels? How much more, things that pertain to this life? I say this to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you, not even one, who will be able to judge between his brethren?" (1Cor. 6:2-5). Notice that Christians "will judge the world!" (1 Cor. 6:2). For Paul said, "if the world will be judged by you…" God is the Judge of all the world who will delegate that judgment to His people. Even spirit beings will submit to believers: "Do you not know that we shall judge angels?" Then and now, believers should "judge... according to My judgments" (Ezek. 44:24) as God said. The Almighty commits judgment into the hands of His obedient servants (Rev. 20:4, 1 Tim. 5:24). This teaching is ancient for as Enoch, the seventh from Adam, said, "the Lord comes with ten thousands of His saints to execute judgment on all" (Jude 14-15). Jesus too said, "The men of Nineveh will rise in the judgment with this generation and condemn it..." (Mat. 12:41). And as Solomon wrote, "jealously is a husband's fury; therefore, he will not spare [the adulterer] in the day of vengeance. He will accept no recompense nor will he be appeased..." (Prov. 6:34-35). God gives the responsibility for vengeance, condemnation and judgment to His servants for "every tongue which rises against you in judgment you shall condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord…" (Isa. 54:17). Paul responds, "Start judging now, because you will need the practice" (1Cor. 6:2-5). Remember, "he who is spiritual judges all things. For... we have the mind of Christ" (1 Cor. 2:15-16). And God will reward those who judge, and do the hard work: "Those who rebuke the wicked will have delight, and a good blessing will come upon them." (Prov. 24:25). Jesus said, "Do not judge according to appearance, but judge with righteous judgment" (John 7:24). Hopefully the Church will see Judge Not headed for retirement replaced with Judge Rightly.

To abhor evil, someone must first judge evil. God instructs men against "hypocrisy" commanding them to "abhor what is evil" (Rom. 12:9). Thus, unable to judge, and unaccustomed to abhorrence, Christians en masse become hypocrites when they obey the Hypocrites Golden Rule. For "judge not" (Mat. 7:1-5) is simply a hypocrites application of do unto others as you would have them do unto you (Mat. 7:12). "For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged" (Mat. 7:2). Judge others as you would have them do unto you inverted is Judge not if you do not want to be judged. Therefore the hypocrite does not judge. As Jesus said, "Judge not… you hypocrite" (Mat. 7:1, 5 KJV; Ezek. 16:52).

Rosie O'Donnell's girlfriend has given birth to a baby girl.

No wonder they were in such a hurry to get married.