[r9etb]

I hear they're changing the Cruise Line's theme song:

Emesis upon a star, Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will spout from you

You can vomit in your dreams, no excretion too extreme
Emesis upon a star as dreamers do

(Fate is kind, she brings to those who ague
The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing -- such as death to provide respite)

Like a bolt out of the blue, fate steps in and cleans you thru
Emesis upon a star, your meals eat youuuuuuu!

[Darksheare]

I was thinking more along the lines of those nice helpful Disney characters pushing people into the sea....

[Grampa Dave]

Eisner probably cut the cleaning budget on these ships to pay for more Gay Pride Days in the Disney resorts.

Or maybe they had a Gay Pride Cruise before this cruise and the leftovers from their life style made everyone sick.