Posted on 12/12/2002 6:19:24 AM PST by I luv bush really
Edited on 12/12/2002 6:30:22 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Isn't this the report that was going to cost the airlines a fortune until they bought off the clintongore regime with campaign donations so it would not be implemented?
The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, and that thing is definitely a contender.
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Beware the landslide backlash: Democrats face the historical imperative of restoring legitimate government with a landslide backlash.
Politician, relegate thyself: If Democrats disregard Al Gore's 2000 victory and his right to the 2004 incumbency, they will be relegating themselves from high moral ground.
Plunder me harder, baby: This fact alone forebodes the return of an invincible Gore crossing the Alps in winter, like Hannibal pushing elephants over the cold, infertile snows of a second Bush recession, fighting against the plunder of our surplus...
Al Gore, unlike Hannibal, will not stop to rest. Well, he's not African. And he doesn't have elephants. But other than that, he's a lot like Hannibal. Really.
He will lead his majority into battle and reclaim our civil rights, justice for all, including non citizens, freedom of information, a law-abiding, civilized foreign policy, international peace, sustainable economy, and environmental protection. And he does the water into wine thingy, too. Al is also available for birthdays, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs....
Gore in an unsung American hero.
Not gonna touch that one. Nope.
Kinda like a seven day waiting period before you can get a gun? On FR? This is America!
"How many plunderers?"
"Many plunderers, many!"
"Jefe, would you say we have a...plethora of plunderers?"
"Sí, El Guapo. You have a plethora."
"Jefe, what is a 'plethora'?"
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