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State Motto's
Political Humor List ^ | December 16, 2002 | Rich Martin

Posted on 12/17/2002 1:56:42 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

State Motto's [sic]

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Some Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, Extreme Left wingers And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Literally!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: politicalhumor; statemottos
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Wow, there's something here for everyone!
1 posted on 12/17/2002 1:56:42 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: kristinn
Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
2 posted on 12/17/2002 1:57:53 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Angelwood; bmwcyle; ironman; Mudboy Slim
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
3 posted on 12/17/2002 1:58:47 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Oklahoma-"At least we're not Arkansas!" ;^ )
4 posted on 12/17/2002 1:58:55 PM PST by Charlie OK
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I don't get Vermont.
5 posted on 12/17/2002 2:00:07 PM PST by wideawake
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; sultan88; jla; Coop; hchutch; iceskater; Militiaman7
Virginia: "Sic Semper Tyrannis!!"

And don't you fergit it...MUD

6 posted on 12/17/2002 2:01:06 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Mississippi: Not all of us are as stupid as our Senator is
7 posted on 12/17/2002 2:01:08 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: sauropod; Trueblackman; doberville; rabidralph; Gore_ War_ Vet; Doctor Raoul; bayliving; ...
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
8 posted on 12/17/2002 2:01:41 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
An equal opportunity post....Something to offend everyone!
9 posted on 12/17/2002 2:01:54 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Nevada: Hooker and Poker!"

LOL...MUD

10 posted on 12/17/2002 2:02:02 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I'm getting all verklempt. I'm going to give you a topic. Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island. Discuss.

There. I'm better.

11 posted on 12/17/2002 2:02:53 PM PST by brewcrew
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To: Poohbah
Tell me the truth, Poohbah...are you a Lib'ral?

FReegards...MUD

12 posted on 12/17/2002 2:03:19 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mercuria; AnnaZ; Saundra Duffy; Cool Guy; Jim Robinson; John Robinson
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
13 posted on 12/17/2002 2:03:37 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: RFP; countrydummy
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Literally!
14 posted on 12/17/2002 2:04:38 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Mudboy Slim
No, I'm not.

Tell me the truth: do you think Trent Lott isn't a frickin' idiot?

15 posted on 12/17/2002 2:04:48 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
New Jersey: "Nothing personal, strictly business."
16 posted on 12/17/2002 2:04:51 PM PST by Publius
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To: wideawake
Don't worry, nobody else gets Vermont, either.
17 posted on 12/17/2002 2:05:22 PM PST by Poohbah
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Florida's real motto is "In God we trust".

The United States stole the motto as Florida had it for a long time before it became the U.S. Motto.

18 posted on 12/17/2002 2:05:32 PM PST by yarddog
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To: Mudboy Slim; Poohbah
Tell me the truth, Poohbah...are you a Lib'ral?

No, Trent Lott really IS stupid!

19 posted on 12/17/2002 2:06:07 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: yarddog
The US motto should be:

"In God We Trust"
Everyone Else Pays Cash

20 posted on 12/17/2002 2:07:10 PM PST by Poohbah
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