Keyword: politicalhumor
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Hilarious news items from the future such as Hillary Captured and Barack Claims To Be Lost Imam fill the future news section of the game that this article reviews. With real T.V. Interviews and Radio clips of the founders, one by Breitbart TV, the man who exposed ACORN, the game is decidedly anti-Obama and anti-government and was created by a combination of Liberty loving Ron Paul Supporters and Conservatives.
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RUSH: I didn't know this stuff was going on out there, I just was advised of it -- and we're going to treat you to it as you and I listen to it perhaps for the first time together, depending on whether or not you watch PMSNBC. The other day, I guess it was Monday, I opened this program by saying, "That might be the most expensive prostitute in the history of prostitutes," regarding the $300 million payoff from Dingy Harry to Mary Landrieu to get her vote to open debate on the health care bill. So on MSNBC during...
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There is a photo of President Obama with French President Nicolas Sarkozy staring at a girl’s backside, and as a Christian conservative, I am outraged. What is Obama doing so near a Frenchman? Does he even know where he’s been? I hear they’re disease-ridden. Does Obama have no sense at all? And then there is the ogling of random females. It’s a huge scandal. Absolutely horrible. In fact, it’s indicative of everything that’s wrong with everything. And I’m not just saying this because I don’t like Obama; I’d be just as angry about this if George W. Bush were caught...
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After maintaining his silence for two days, President Obama will soon make his first public statement about the pirate attack upon an U.S.-flagged vessel off the Horn of Africa. After several inquiries and a few well-placed bribes, Exurban League has received an early transcript of the President's remarks:
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Official: Obama plans to slash deficit in half President Barack Obama has committed hundreds of billions of dollars to help revive the economy and is working on a plan to cut the federal deficit in half by the end of his first term. Obama will touch on his efforts to restore fiscal discipline at a White House fiscal policy summit on Monday and in an address to Congress on Tuesday. On Thursday he plans to send at least a summary of his first budget request to Capitol Hill. The bottom line, said an administration official Saturday, is to halve the...
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It's official! Barack Obama now has a coffee named after him! "Barack Ojava" is smooth, tastes great and a coffee worthy of a president! NOTE: The author of this cartoon requests that you visit his website and please refrain from copying it within this thread. Thanks!
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OBAMA: Have you seen gas prices? (chanting) Hold on, guys, hold on. Hold on, guys. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, everybody. Hey, young people out there, it's no problem for you to put your signs up, but let everybody -- let me -- let me finish what I have to say, all right. Come on, guys. (yelling) All right. (yelling) So you -- so -- see --
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Barack Obama's surrogates have been trying to convince the American people that his judgment is so impeccable that his lack of experience is irrelevant. However, it's hard to make that case when the candidate in question is the single biggest gaffe machine to hit American politics since Howard Dean. You think Joe Biden cranks out a lot of dumb quips? Well, Biden is a rank amateur compared to Obama. As you read these brainless comments, keep in mind that the biggest challenge I had in creating this list was limiting it to only 10 snafus. In fact, there were so...
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RUSH: Last night, Late Show with David Letterman, interviewed The Messiah, Barack Obama, the Most Merciful. Letterman says, "Let me ask you a question here. Have you ever actually put lipstick on a pig?" OBAMA: The answer would be no. (rimshot) But I think it might be fun to try. (rimshot) LETTERMAN: I know the reaction to that was you were overreacting. You stand by that? OBAMA: Absolutely. Look, this is, uh -- if you, uh -- this is sort of silly season in politics. (rimshot) Not that there's a non-silly season in politics. (rimshot) LETTERMAN: That's right. OBAMA: But...
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RUSH: Ladies and gentlemen, from yesterday, we shall never forget. BIDEN: Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck. Let 'em see you. (rimshot) Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? (rimshot) I tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, though, pal. (rimshot) I tell you what, stand up for Chuck. (rimshot) RUSH: Stand up for Chuck! Hey, Chuck, stand up, old buddy. (laughing) oh, God, oh, love you, what am I talking about? And then it's followed up, in Nashua, New Hampshire, Joe Biden. BIDEN: Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more...
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RUSH: We got Obama and his mispronunciation of the mascot of Penn State University. We've looped it three times. OBAMA: Penn State right here, Nitally Lions. Penn State right here, Nitally Lions. Penn State right here, Nitally Lions. RUSH: Penn State Nitally Lions as identified by The Messiah.
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I'm now watching Democratic pundits say, "Gloves are off. We saw last night that Sarah Palin is an experienced and practiced pol. We don't need to be defensive about going after a woman." Pre-speech: Inexperienced, backwater rube. Post-speech: Polished veteran attack machine McBrilliant!
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Brought To You By The OTHER PETA - People For The Eating Of Tasty Animals!
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A humorous jab to the 2008 political season....
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Beautiful Republican Girl And Moonbat Lib In Denver
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RUSH: Grab audio sound bite number 26 first, Mike. I didn't know we'd get to this this early. I asked Cookie to put together a little montage here of all the stuttering around that Obama did in his press conference today and I want you to hear this because -- and we didn't repeat anything here. It goes 46 seconds, and we're doing this because we hear constantly, "What a great orator and a great communicator! Ohhhh, this man is smooth!" Just listen. This is a great illustration here of what happened when you take the teleprompter and your prepared...
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Bitter Half Alert: Here she goes again. But don’t you dare breathe a negative word about what she says on the campaign trail, because she’s just a “civilian” whom you should lay off of–and if you don’t you’re a racist, wife-beating brute! MichelleO, MichelleO, MichelleO: Michelle Obama mixed a story about how her husband, the Democratic presidential candidate asked her out, with a solemn assessment of U.S. economic and social conditions during a visit to the Denver area Wednesday. Obama spoke before a crowd of about 150 that paid from $1,000 to $10,000 apiece at a private fundraising dinner at...
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So, a liberal reporter shows his true self when a bug flies into his mouth, live on the air. He starts going off on small town American "country." First, watch the original video, then the hilarious remix. STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING.
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I had a good laugh, this morning, as I quickly paged through the usual thin (in reporting, substance, and tangible thickness) hard copy of today's Detroit Newsistan. Here's why--nope, it's not a Photoshop: While I was not surprised (I previously exposed a whole, fabricated story by Newsistan "reporter" David Shepardson--the paper is not interested in accuracy), it was fun to catch the Newsistan in yet another of its many flubs. With drowning circulation, How long until it goes out of business?
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For a conservative, one of the masochistic delights of living in Massachusetts, the bluest of blue states, is listening to all of the cloying candidate ads – the pungent political fertilizer being shoveled into New Hampshire via Boston TV and radio stations. If I hear of another candidate who “cares” or has “courage” or “vision” or supports “change,” I’ll begin cleaning my guns and listening to the voices again. The other day, I heard a radio spot for the Creature from The Ninth Circle of Hell, sponsored by the American Federation of Teachers. It consisted of a number of women...
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Why the smart money is on Duncan Hunter OK, so you’ve got a thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket and you want to make a statement with it at the same time as getting 40X return on your “investment”, you want $40,000 for that $1000 bet, like Hillary did in her Pig Belly futures or whatever it was. You’re going to decide between putting it down on Hunter or Thompson over at Intrade because these are the 2 most conservative candidates in the race. https://www.intrade.com/ Which one do you choose? Let’s start with the guy who has 3...
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Indecent? These moonbat hags are uglier than the placard one of them holds up in front of the White House!
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Where I live, instead of bringing mail to my house, the United States Postal Service has set up one of those pedestals with a box lock box with twelve slots where my incoming mail is deposited. So I have to walk about 100 feet from my front door to retrieve my mail. I am sure this is done so that the mail carrier can zip up in their truck and efficiently deal with mail delivery, and zoom off again. Of course, any efficiency in the process for me is offset by the fact that I typically only bother to check...
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"Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., is greeted by Arkansas supporters at the Democratic Party of Arkansas Jefferson-Jackson Day event in North Little Rock, Ark."
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"Sen. Barbara Boxer, D-Calif., tosses her purse to a staffer prior to speaking at a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 on energy efficiency."
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"Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., talks with co-founder of Microsoft Bill Gates before the start of commencement ceremonies at Harvard University in Cambridge, Mass."
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"A video message from former U.S. Vice President Al Gore is shown during a press conference of Live Earth concert Tuesday June 19, 2007 in Shanghai, China. Live Earth is a 24-hour, 7-continent concert series taking place on July 7, 2007 to increase public awareness of our natural environment. Shanghai will be one of the nine concert sites across the world."
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"Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., right, pumps his fist as he learns that his intern, Mark Faldowski, a junior at West Point, is from Pittsburgh, during their conversation while waiting for a news conference on military pay, Tuesday, May 22, 2007, on Capitol Hill in Washington."
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"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, left, is presented with a large gavel by University of San Francisco President Stephen Privett during commencement exercises at the University of San Francisco"
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"Presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., right, laughs with Gloria Ison, who has relocated to Brooklyn, N.Y., during a campaign stop in New Orleans.""Presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., talks at a roundtable discussion in New Orleans""Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., reaches to shake hands with Michael Saylor at Lakefront Airport as Marine pilots Dan Ward, left, and Luke Knora look on in New Orleans, Friday, May 18, 2007. Clinton was in the Crescent City for fund-raising events and to speak at the Dillard University graduation ceremony Saturday. Ward and Knora had landed their Navy jet just before Clinton arrived....
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House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., second from right, makes a statement to the press at the top of her meeting to discuss Iraq, Friday, May 18, 2007, on Capitol Hill in Washington. From left are, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Ky., Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nev. Pelosi, White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten and House Minority Leader John Boehner of Ohio. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)
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I never wanted to be the President of the United States. And, quite frankly, I don’t understand why so many other people are anxious to move all their stuff into the White House. For me, the downsides far out-weigh the benefits, and I just wonder if all those folks who’ve tossed their hats into the ring have really given it enough thought. Granted, on the plus side, if fame is what they seek, being president would make them even better-known than being a finalist on “American Idol.” Also, there’s no getting around the fact that presidents don’t have to wait...
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"Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, right, shakes hands with supporters at the Jefferson-Jackson-Bailey Dinner in Hartford, Conn., Friday, April 20, 2007. Pelosi delivered the keynote address at the fund-raiser."
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It was the "Rahm and Romney Show." The occasion was the 122nd annual white-tie dinner of the Gridiron Club, Washington’s oldest press group. About 600 people, at $260 a plate, watched the spectacle as Washington-based reporters, with the help of professional singers, performed skits poking fun at politicians. Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, seeking the GOP presidential nomination, spoke for the Republicans. U.S. Rep. Rahm Emanuel, D-Ill., chairman of the House Democratic Caucus, responded for the Democrats. For years, the club’s membership was limited exclusively to newspaper folks. It now has been opened to TV, radio and newsweekly journalists. Bob...
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"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., left, and Rep. Patrick Murphy take part in a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington after a sharply divided House of Representatives voted to order President Bush to bring combat troops home from Iraq next year."
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"Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. speaks during a presidential forum on health care coverage, Saturday, March 24, 2007, in Las Vegas. The Forum was sponsored by the Center for American Progress Action Fund and the Service Employees International Union."
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"Democratic presidential hopeful New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton talks with Vice President for research and development Bill Niebur during a tour of the Pioneer Hi-Bred International Facility Research Greenhouses, Monday, March 5, 2007, in Johnston, Iowa."
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You may have to change channels to find Jay Leno in 2010. According to the New York Post, the "Tonight Show" host is unhappy about NBC's plans to replace him with Conan O'Brien in 2009. But Leno's unhappiness may mean smiles all around Fox. The Post reports that Fox wants to grab a share of the late-night pie and could try to land Leno for its own program if NBC follows through and pushes him out of Johnny Carson's old chair.
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