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Ants.
Self | January 14, 2003 | Luis Gonzalez

Posted on 01/14/2003 2:26:38 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez

Ants...

That's my answer.

My wife hates ants, she freaks out when she sees those little tiny ones (pissants we called them as kids) running across the kitchen floor. She buys gallons of insecticide, she drowns them in the stuff, and we pay a guy to fumigate every month.

But the ants always come back.

One day I decided to find out what was going on, I had always thought that ants are just a fact of life, and that you better get used to interacting with insects, living in the tropics and all (the Florida State bird should be the mosquito), so I tracked one.

It came in through a tiny hole under the sliding-glass door leading out to the patio. It ran across the floor, along the wall, up the side of the cabinet, and into a little crevice that led it to the storage area below my kitchen sink. I opened the door just in time to see the little guy climb up the wall of the kitchen trashcan, and into a veritable pissant smorgasbord!

My kid's leftover banana peels from breakfast, the last two bites of a Pop Tart, some coffee grounds, and the crumbs from the bottom of a box of Frosted Flakes.

No lid.

That's our problem, we leave sugar out for the ants, and then we act surprised, and outraged, when they show up to do what ants do.

What needs to be done about illegal immigration, in order to truly bring an end the problem, may be more than what we as a nation may be willing to go through. We need to stop giving the house away, and quit electing politicians who do it. We need to convince others that they need to do the same.

The quick (and deadly) solution of militarizing the borders, is scary, and has no possible end in sight, the moment we think we have things under control and stand down, the ants will come again. It's like taking an over-the-counter cold remedy, you're still sick; you're just too medicated to notice; and as soon as you stop taking it, you feel like crap again.

We need to seriously curtail the welfare entitlement programs, for everyone too, not just illegal immigrants. We need to limit State assistance to anyone believed to be here illegally to:

We need to challenge the current interpretation of the XIV Amendment in Court, a well-organized, well-financed challenge seeking to eliminate "anchor babies". We need to severely fine and/or prosecute employers found guilty of knowingly using illegal alien help. We need hard time for smuggling, and manufacturing and/or distribution of falsified legal identification documents...hard time, not Fed time.

We need to increase the technological abilities of the INS and the Border Patrol, and improve their efficiency.

I think we should offer incentives to American manufacturing firms looking to set up shop overseas, to build in Mexico, and not China. Mexico needs to co-operate with some internal reforms, and by relaxing some laws. If we are about to help a nation grow economically, I want it to be the one right next door to me, not the one who has nukes trained on me.

We should also bring back the Bracero program, it's a win-win.

Any individual caught in the U.S. illegally should be deported, and not allowed to return to this country, for any reason, for life. But I also think that if we find someone who has been here illegally for fifteen years, working, not breaking laws, setting roots, and otherwise being a model member of the community, we need to give them special consideration, and try thinking out of the box for a kinder solution.

I want to solve the problem, not medicate the symptoms.

I think a long-term goal of US foreign policy towards Mexico should be one of mutually beneficial trade terms, and wealth creation.

And I think that we need to clean up our spilt sugar. The ants will not sneak in under the sliding-glass door, because they know there's nothing in here for them.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Government; Mexico; News/Current Events; US: Arizona; US: California; US: New Mexico; US: Texas; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: immigration
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To: Rain-maker
'All your sugar bowls are belong to us.'
21 posted on 01/14/2003 3:12:43 PM PST by MHGinTN (Freepers Rule! As Lazamataz says, 'We are a force to be reckoned with.')
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Good post. Thanks.
22 posted on 01/14/2003 3:13:55 PM PST by Robert_Paulson2 (clintonsgotusbytheballs?)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
MEXICO

4 tunnels for migrants, drugs found at border

HERMOSILLO -- Mexican agents found four tunnels under the Mexico-Arizona border that were presumably used to transport drugs or migrants into the United States, officials said Monday.

The tunnels were found Saturday by Mexican agents patrolling near the border city of Nogales, federal investigators said. The agents entered a drainage canal as part of their patrol and found a door at the border that led to four separate tunnels.

23 posted on 01/14/2003 3:17:51 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK (The Fellowship of Conservatives)
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To: IncPen
"Actually, if you have ants, you just mix equal parts of flour, sugar and borax and set it out in bottle caps when you see them. Works every time..."

I was wondering if something like this would work. We are infested with these ants and nothing else we have tried works. It's on my "to-do" list now, for sure.

24 posted on 01/14/2003 3:18:50 PM PST by redhead (A' course it's Pete! Jist lookit 'im!)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
A Plus!
25 posted on 01/14/2003 3:19:10 PM PST by ruoflaw
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To: Cicero
Cut off their supplies and they'll go somewhere else.

I think they went to my house.

26 posted on 01/14/2003 3:20:22 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: ATOMIC_PUNK
From the billings gazzete

4 drug tunnels found under border

HERMOSILLO, Mexico -- Mexican agents have found four tunnels under the Mexico-Arizona border, which were presumably used to transport drugs or migrants into the United States, officials said Monday.

The tunnels were found Saturday by Mexican agents patrolling near the border city of Nogales, federal investigators said. The agents entered a drainage canal as part of their patrol and found a door at the border that led to four separate tunnels, each about 1 yard in diameter.

They found some picks and chisels used to carve out the tunnels, but there was no evidence of drugs or people -- only old clothes.

Drug Enforcement Administration were arriving from the United States Monday to investigate exactly where the tunnels lead and what they were used for.

27 posted on 01/14/2003 3:21:29 PM PST by ATOMIC_PUNK (The Fellowship of Conservatives)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
It could be worse:


28 posted on 01/14/2003 3:21:42 PM PST by null and void
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To: Luis Gonzalez
I think we should offer incentives to American manufacturing firms looking to set up shop overseas, to build in Mexico, and not China.

How about incentives to locate in the United States rather than either one of the other two?
(tariffs)

29 posted on 01/14/2003 3:23:48 PM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: Luis Gonzalez

30 posted on 01/14/2003 3:24:05 PM PST by My2Cents
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To: Luis Gonzalez
I've seen ya and I'll bump ya one.

20 mule team borax does pull it's weight, now if we could get the rest of those capital mules to do so . . .

31 posted on 01/14/2003 3:26:05 PM PST by Dust in the Wind (Reminisent of somebody; just who was that man? ;^))
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To: Luis Gonzalez

"I like delicious ants!"

32 posted on 01/14/2003 3:28:23 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Someone left the cake out in the rain I dont think that I can take it coz it took so long to bake it)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
That is one excellent post!..and I love the Banana Republican gif
33 posted on 01/14/2003 3:33:18 PM PST by RnMomof7 (Rom 1:16   For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: ...)
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To: madfly; B4Ranch
Banana Republic bump
34 posted on 01/14/2003 3:34:49 PM PST by RnMomof7 (Rom 1:16   For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: ...)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Great analogy, Luis.

Bump!

35 posted on 01/14/2003 3:40:53 PM PST by Diver Dave
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Great post. Great ideas.
36 posted on 01/14/2003 3:48:45 PM PST by Amelia (Who's sending missile parts to Iraq?)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
seems like forever since you wrote a missive ... allegory bump to you
37 posted on 01/14/2003 4:56:40 PM PST by fnord ( raeppa yeht naht resolc era srorrim ni senil gat)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Well said, my friend. And welcome aboard....

:^)

38 posted on 01/14/2003 4:56:50 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Raving Lunatic LLC)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Oh, BTW...I use explosives for the ants we get out here.
39 posted on 01/14/2003 4:57:28 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (© 2003, Raving Lunatic LLC)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
Great article, Luis. I think your answer to an unending plethora of problems is it.

Somehow, I can see you watching that ant.

40 posted on 01/14/2003 4:59:50 PM PST by Slip18 (The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah, hurrah. The ants going marching two by two. Etc.)
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