[abnegation]

Watch it or we'll sic our seal buddies on you!

[exnavy]

All your dingy are belong to us!

[Lil'freeper]

Help! Help! We're being repressed!

[Dont Mention the War]

"Sargeant, get the harpoon!"

[Frances_Marion]

Just do what the French do whenever Greenpeace gets in their way.

[hang 'em]

After the Cole they're lucky to not get their a$$ shot off.

[FourtySeven]

Greenpeace - It's not just a job, it's a way of life that makes you look and act stupid as well as almost getting you killed. Join today at greenpeace.com.

[Barnacle]

And to think I even get paid to do this. Yea ha!

[Darksheare]

"Pardon me, excuse me, Coming through. Man are these people ever rude!"
(In Greenpiece Boat) "It's in the Castle of AAAAAAAUGH!"

[HamiltonJay]

What do you mean IRAQ WAR? I thought this was a pro hemp rally.

[Damocles]

Police to each other: "I knew we needed a bigger boat!"

[Barnacle]

It’s all about equilibrium. You see, you have four in your boat, but we have only two. That means that we can step to the back, rev up the engine and run right over the top of you Bozos!

[You Dirty Rats]

I would give the French a lot of credit for sinking the original Rainbow Warrior, but they got caught so they get no credit.

[Lady Jag]

Remember when you ran away and
I got on my knees and begged you
Not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well, You left me anyhow and then the
Days got worse and worse and now you
See I've gone completely out of my mind.
And --

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you
Laughed, you laughed!
When I had said that
Losing you would make me flip my lid -- right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed, you laughed and laughed, and then you
Left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And --

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds? Huh?
Well, you just wait--they'll find you yet
And when they do they'll put you in the
ASPCA you mangy mutt!
And --

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
They're coming to take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha,
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats
And --

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa! To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young
Men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away!

[new cruelty]

Hi, thanks for dining at Moby's Aquatic Vegan- ok, that's 144 double soy patty burgers without onions, 213 with, 290 tofu platters, 99 'Satisfactory' meals, oh..., okk people, who's the joker that ordered the baby seal tar-tar?

[eyespysomething]

What do you mean you won't stop your war. WE will stop your giant war machine. Here is our dinghy, we will stop you with our dinghy! Wait, what are you.. Ow, stop, ow ow ow.

[skeeter]

Always insist on the right-of-way.

Especially where booger-nosed rich leftist brats with totally hashed priorities and too much time on their hands are concerned.

[SquirrelKing]

...rubber dinghies...

Snicker :)

[A CA Guy]

Having rammed a law enforcement vehicle on purpose, I think enforcement had every right to arrest, shoot or sink their boat and let them drown.

[Pistolshot]

Greenpeace
Giving stupid people a chance to be somebody.