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If the Moroccan Monkeys don't work, maybe Michael Moore will volunteer ..

1 posted on 03/24/2003 4:04:37 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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Man, and I haven't had monkey meat since Angeles City, 1981 ... goes good with some San Miguel (actually, a LOT of San Miguel).
2 posted on 03/24/2003 4:09:04 AM PST by strela ("a' poppin' off at Pop's Sodium Shop")
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This is going to thrill the PETA people, LOL!!!!
3 posted on 03/24/2003 4:14:40 AM PST by dawn53
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Michael Moore IS a land mine.
5 posted on 03/24/2003 4:34:40 AM PST by NautiNurse (Usama bin Laden has produced more tapes than Steely Dan)
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Mickey Dolan denies this.
6 posted on 03/24/2003 4:35:12 AM PST by DainBramage
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Are these the cheese eating type? Are they provided with white surrender flags?
8 posted on 03/24/2003 4:42:35 AM PST by GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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As God as my witness, I didn't know there were monkeys
in Morocco.

10 posted on 03/24/2003 4:47:09 AM PST by Trickyguy
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If this monkey business doesn't work, we'll try gorilla warfare.
11 posted on 03/24/2003 4:47:17 AM PST by atomic conspiracy (Reformed liberal)
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in Iraq by offering them 2,000 monkeys trained in detonating land mines.

Won't their rollerskates bog down in the sand?
12 posted on 03/24/2003 4:51:12 AM PST by mr.pink
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Oh Oh - here comes PETA!! Lookout
14 posted on 03/24/2003 4:53:45 AM PST by Mr. Wright
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Cant believe muslims would waste all those monkeys as long as they have children for the job
Like the Iranians did during the war with Iraq to protect their tanks
15 posted on 03/24/2003 5:44:23 AM PST by joesnuffy
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maybe Michael Moore will volunteer

Save that big monkey for the heavy trigger anti-tank mines.

16 posted on 03/24/2003 5:49:12 AM PST by KarlInOhio (France: The whore for Babylon)
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Geeze -- 2000 Monkeys? I thought that group had only four members. Did the studio gin up 500 duplicate bands or something? And aren't those guys kinda old by now? Besides, I am not even sure that any of them have taken a stand on this war, one way or another. I don't mind using Monkeys to clear mines if you can limit it to anti-war Monkeys.
17 posted on 03/24/2003 5:54:24 AM PST by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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Hey hey, we're the MonkBOOM!
19 posted on 03/24/2003 6:14:30 AM PST by Tex-Con-Man
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I'm skeptical. Assuming that they are leashed to prevent them from fleeing back to Africa, one explosion and the remaining monkeys would in one whimpering huddle for the next two weeks.
22 posted on 03/24/2003 8:04:53 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus
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23 posted on 03/24/2003 8:08:47 AM PST by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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Things like this make me feel really sorry for the protocol officer. How in blazes do you politely decline mine-clearing monkeys?
24 posted on 03/24/2003 8:09:27 AM PST by discostu (I have not yet begun to drink)
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Can we use dolphins too???
25 posted on 03/24/2003 8:10:01 AM PST by Porterville (Screw the grammar, full posting ahead.)
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26 posted on 03/24/2003 8:11:48 AM PST by Porterville (Screw the grammar, full posting ahead.)
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27 posted on 03/24/2003 6:54:21 PM PST by mhking
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Ballistic kitties work better: http://www.studmonkeyracing.com/v2/vids/vidpagecat.html
28 posted on 03/24/2003 6:59:10 PM PST by flying Elvis
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