If the Moroccan Monkeys don't work, maybe Michael Moore will volunteer ..
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Man, and I haven't had monkey meat since Angeles City, 1981 ... goes good with some San Miguel (actually, a LOT of San Miguel).
2 posted on
03/24/2003 4:09:04 AM PST by
strela
("a' poppin' off at Pop's Sodium Shop")
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This is going to thrill the PETA people, LOL!!!!
3 posted on
03/24/2003 4:14:40 AM PST by
dawn53
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Michael Moore IS a land mine.
5 posted on
03/24/2003 4:34:40 AM PST by
NautiNurse
(Usama bin Laden has produced more tapes than Steely Dan)
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Mickey Dolan denies this.
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Are these the cheese eating type? Are they provided with white surrender flags?
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As God as my witness, I didn't know there were monkeys
in Morocco.
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If this monkey business doesn't work, we'll try gorilla warfare.
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in Iraq by offering them 2,000 monkeys trained in detonating land mines.
Won't their rollerskates bog down in the sand?
12 posted on
03/24/2003 4:51:12 AM PST by
mr.pink
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Oh Oh - here comes PETA!! Lookout
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Cant believe muslims would waste all those monkeys as long as they have children for the job
Like the Iranians did during the war with Iraq to protect their tanks
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maybe Michael Moore will volunteer Save that big monkey for the heavy trigger anti-tank mines.
16 posted on
03/24/2003 5:49:12 AM PST by
KarlInOhio
(France: The whore for Babylon)
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Geeze -- 2000 Monkeys? I thought that group had only four members. Did the studio gin up 500 duplicate bands or something? And aren't those guys kinda old by now? Besides, I am not even sure that any of them have taken a stand on this war, one way or another. I don't mind using Monkeys to clear mines if you can limit it to anti-war Monkeys.
17 posted on
03/24/2003 5:54:24 AM PST by
No Truce With Kings
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Hey hey, we're the MonkBOOM!
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I'm skeptical. Assuming that they are leashed to prevent them from fleeing back to Africa, one explosion and the remaining monkeys would in one whimpering huddle for the next two weeks.
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23 posted on
03/24/2003 8:08:47 AM PST by
jriemer
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Things like this make me feel really sorry for the protocol officer. How in blazes do you politely decline mine-clearing monkeys?
24 posted on
03/24/2003 8:09:27 AM PST by
discostu
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Can we use dolphins too???
25 posted on
03/24/2003 8:10:01 AM PST by
Porterville
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03/24/2003 8:11:48 AM PST by
Porterville
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27 posted on
03/24/2003 6:54:21 PM PST by
mhking
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