U.S. Lying About Progress Troops use Pencil Bombs on children!!

CNN ^ | Apr 2 2003 | CNN

[mylife]

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Coalition forces are not making the progress they tout and have lost more troops and equipment than they admit, Iraq's information minister said Wednesday.

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf said that U.S.-led forces have not crossed the Tigris River and are not approaching Baghdad. But they have lost significant numbers of troops and equipment, he said.

[mylife]

BwaaaHaaaHaaa !!! Oh Man!! You cant make this stuff up!!

[Dog Gone]

Dang, they found out about our pencil bombs.

[snopercod]

The #2's with the bonded leads are the worst...

[george wythe]

This is pure DU bilge.

This minister should join the staff of the Weekly World News tabloid.

[WestTexasWend]

If he plays his cards right he could be Terry McAuliffe's replacement...

[dogbyte12]

All your ball points are belong to us!

[doug from upland]

This guy rivals Terry McAuliffe.

[mylife]

WOOooooHoOOooo..HAAaaaaa OH JEEeezz Your Killin Me!!

[Young Werther]

Yeah, Yeah! You and your boss come out on the street in broad daylight. I want to see your explanation for the HellFire suppositories!

[Sparky760]

Just curious.......as he was issuing this statement were there Bradley tanks rolling by in the background? hehehe

[Servant of the Nine]

Are we sure this isn't Chris LeHane in disguise? It sure sounds like a Bill Clinton, Al Gore or Gray Davis press release to me.

So9

[Mark]

Now if our planes would fly to Berkley, they could drop Crayons.

[vigilante2]

this is cnn's source for information..

[F16Fighter]

Let's begin a 'Send-Michael Moore-a-box-of Pencils' campaign...

[Straight Vermonter]

In Afghanistan the Russian used to drop dolls, toys, and yes pens that would explode when picked up. These were carefully designed not to kill but to just remove a limb or an eye.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

I almost hope that this guy is doing this, because his wife and children are being held hostage by the regime. That way, he could probably spend minimal time in prison. Then he could come to the U.S. and make a small fortune doing bit-part comedy and replacing Carrot Top on the 1-800-Call-ATT ads.

[IronJack]

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf said that U.S.-led forces have not crossed the Tigris River and are not approaching Baghdad.

"They are not even in Iraq. They all took a wrong turn near Zanzibar and are huddled in a Billy Boy parking lot looking at road maps."

[Fzob]

Al-Sahaf, speaking mostly in English for the first time since the war began, issued a list of civilian areas he said the coalition had bombarded, enumerating casualties in villages and neighborhoods.

Does this mean they have given up on trying to inflame a world wide jihad to save their sorry butts, and now are only trying to sway Westerners.

[LibKill]

"I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."

Despicable lying sacks of (censored)!

[Timm]

Senator Daschle commented that his deeply "saddened" by this revelation of President Bush's deceit, and expressed his wish that all this fighting could stop before relations with Saddam's government were permanently alienated.