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Marines Feast on Saddam's Wild Gazelles
AP ^ | April 19, 2003 | ALEXANDRA ZAVIS

Posted on 04/19/2003 6:46:15 PM PDT by Indy Pendance

TIKRIT, Iraq (AP) -- Supper time has become a double treat at a Marine base outside Saddam Hussein's hometown - not only is there fresh meat, but it's from Saddam's personal hunting preserve.

The Tikrit South airfield, where Marine Wing Support Squadron 271 set up base in this week's campaign to take the city, is on the edge of a preserve where Saddam and favored guests once hunted gazelle.

Now, Marines are venturing into the woods to hunt the animals, which stand about waist-high. They haul back the carcasses as a welcome substitute for the prepackaged Meals Ready to Eat that have been their staple.

"It was delicious. I don't know if it's because we've been eating MREs for two months, but everyone's enjoyed it a lot," said Cpl. Joshua Wicksell, 26, of Corpus Christi, Texas.

Wicksell's review may be biased - he's the cook, and has been putting his two-year culinary arts degree to good use in an unexpected setting.

Each of the squadron's platoons has been limited to killing one gazelle a day to make sure the herd isn't depleted.

The marines are using 9mm pistols to hunt after initially being forbidden to use firearms for fear that gunshots in the woods might be mistaken for enemy fire.

"We hunted them with rocks, as Stone Age as that sounds," Wicksell said. "We gutted them and skinned them and pretty much carried them over our shoulders barbarian-style."

The preparation is almost as primitive: a fire pit dug in the ground, covered by a radiator grill from one of the Marines' trucks.

Wicksell tenderizes the meat with a fork and rubs in salt, pepper, sugar and seasonings scavenged from MREs. To cut the meat's gaminess, he adds some juice from oranges, which have started coming to the Marines now that supply lines are secure.

The mealtime ambiance lacks a lot and the diners' dress is less than chic, but the gazelle gastronomes nonetheless feel a touch of elegance because of the meat's fine quality.

"I was worried about tenderizing the meat at first, but the gazelles here had obviously been fed grain and corn," Wicksell said.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: barbecue; embeddedreport; gazelles; hunting; iraqifreedom; marines; mre; palace; usmc
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1 posted on 04/19/2003 6:46:15 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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To: Indy Pendance
Forwarding to p.e.t.a. with a big smile on my face.

Bet that barbecue tasted damn good to those Marines.

2 posted on 04/19/2003 6:51:38 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: mdittmar
PETA will take exception to the Marines but make no mention of Sadham and his boys.
4 posted on 04/19/2003 6:56:48 PM PDT by PFKEY
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To: Indy Pendance
"Each of the squadron's platoons has been limited to killing one gazelle a day to make sure the herd isn't depleted."

Sigh. We still don't get it. It wasn't that long ago that our troops would have killed and consumed every damned gazelle in the dictator's herd. It's called war. What benefit do our troops get from being subjected to a daily bag limit on their enemy's supplies?

5 posted on 04/19/2003 7:28:45 PM PDT by yooper
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To: yooper
It's called 'brainwashing' and looks like it works.
6 posted on 04/19/2003 7:41:16 PM PDT by shiva
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To: Indy Pendance
Would gazelle be considered "fast food"?

Mmmmmmm... gazelle... sweet and sour gazelle... gazelle fajitas... gazelle Wellington... and if any French folks happened by, they could have gazelle tripe and pancreases and other assorted innards in a tasty Bourdeaux and garlic sauce.

7 posted on 04/19/2003 7:54:55 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (WELCOME HOME, ROY!)
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To: Indy Pendance
Let me guess. Tastes like chicken?
8 posted on 04/19/2003 7:56:00 PM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: yooper
It was said of Jackson's foot cavalry that they could grab, kill and field dress a hog without breaking stride. [Going into route step, for those of you in Rio Linda] Same thing was said of the war criminals in W.T. Sherman's march to the sea. The thought of bacon will do wondrous things for the dexterity of starving men.
9 posted on 04/19/2003 7:58:05 PM PDT by Bedford Forrest (Roger, Contact, Judy, Out. Fox One. Splash one.)
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To: Semper Paratus
"Kill em and Grill em"!

Probably like venison, only even tougher.
10 posted on 04/19/2003 7:58:55 PM PDT by PianoMan (Liberate the Axis of Evil)
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To: southernnorthcarolina
It's been so long since I bought any, I forgot how to spell it. Bordeaux, not Bourdeaux.
11 posted on 04/19/2003 7:59:08 PM PDT by southernnorthcarolina (WELCOME HOME, ROY!)
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To: southernnorthcarolina
gazelle... sweet and sour gazelle... gazelle fajitas... gazelle Wellington...

Sounds delicious! That reminds me of a restaurant in South Africa, where my wife is from.
When we visited, we had kudu, impala, bushbuck & other "fast food"... all wonderful.

12 posted on 04/19/2003 8:10:09 PM PDT by Constitution Day (They haif said. Quhat say they? Lat thame say.)
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To: Indy Pendance
bttt
13 posted on 04/19/2003 8:21:22 PM PDT by firewalk
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To: Indy Pendance
PETA's response:

"We are deeply saddened.........."

14 posted on 04/19/2003 8:43:33 PM PDT by CommandoFrank (Peer into the depths of hell and there is the face of Islam!)
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To: Indy Pendance; Howlin; Liz; Mudboy Slim; AntiJen; weldgophardline; Mon; AZ Flyboy; ...
The troops feast...
15 posted on 04/22/2003 7:42:46 PM PDT by Libloather (And it STILL isn’t safe enough to vote DemocRAT…)
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To: Libloather
Gazelle? I'd try it.
16 posted on 04/22/2003 8:28:46 PM PDT by Jen (The FReeper Foxhole - Can you dig it?)
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To: AntiJen
G.A.M.R.E. (Gazelle Almost Meals Ready to Eat)

Type 1 each, Gazelle. Kill, Grill, Eat.

Oh no soldiers using, handguns to kill Gazelles. Handgun International, PETA, Greenpeace, liberals, etc..... who can we PO next? hehehehehehe
17 posted on 04/23/2003 12:57:02 AM PDT by Michael121
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To: yooper
What benefit do our troops get from being subjected to a daily bag limit on their enemy's supplies?

A ever-present supply of gazelles, of course, to be enjoyed intermittently and thus appreciated more than something consumed as a matter of routine or bounty. That is much better than a one-time feast of gazelle followed by a never ending, monotonous diet of MREs.

I am sure the soldiers coming along after these guys return home would also appreciate gazelle steak. The soldiers don't know how long they are going to be there and it would be silly to eat up everything all at once out of greed.

I'd like to try mastodon, Carolina parakeet, passenger pigeon- or passenger "squab" if you prefer, giant bison, and any number of things. But unfortunately, some dumbarses decided that they should eat them all up at once and not pass them on to others to enjoy. They also left us with just enough spoonbill, manatee and whooping crane to make our mouths water but there's still not enough to go around yet since their populations still have not recovered enough for everyone.

:-)

18 posted on 04/23/2003 1:24:49 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: Michael121
Conservative version of PETA -- People Eating Tasty Animals

;-)
19 posted on 04/23/2003 6:49:30 AM PDT by Jen (The FReeper Foxhole - Can you dig it?)
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To: PianoMan
Ha, ha! The USMC should sign a personal services agreement with the "Motor City Madman," Ted Nugent, to advise on gazelle-grilling.
20 posted on 04/23/2003 6:55:26 AM PDT by quark
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