1 posted on
04/24/2003 4:32:09 PM PDT by
lainie
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To: lainie
I always say, "We're having a dinner party and we're all sitting down now. I can't talk" (click). If during the day I say, "I'm home sick from work and I'm soooo ill" (make sure you sound like you're running to the bathroom) .... (click).
I've not given a telemarketer more than 15 seconds in many years. Don't wait for them to reply, hang up.
To: lainie
I recently fell for this. I knew I could cancel at any time before 30 days. When the literature came in the mail, it was basically internet service. The call was maily about being published in a business directory. Side benefits were one hour of legal and accounting advice per month. But it essentially turned out to be a web service and a website.
I immediately called customer service. Boy, they did EVERYTHING to get me not to cancel. 1/2 price, free this, free that. I told them that I didn't want to deal with this again later and I don't want any special rates on anything. The only thing I wanted was an immediate cancellation, a reference number, and the employees name. I got all this.
I then e-mailed customers service with this cancellation number, the name of the employee, and a request to cancel my service.
So far, I haven't seen any charges on my phone bill.
I'm usually very good with telemarketers, but this method caught me off guard. I figured, hey I get listed in a business directory, I can always cancel.
Then I realized later the old poetry scam, where you are solicited for your poems and are sold a published book. The catch is that the book is only sold to those who submitted poems!! The same with the business directory, what good is it to get listed in a book with a small distribution?
So, whenever a telemarketer calls, if it sounds interesting, simply say the following: "Please send me some literature" or better yet ask for a website so that you can get more information.
After getting their website, promptly ask them to you off of their telemarketing list. I usually do this and many are reluctant to send information. If it's really a deal, then a legitimate company would send you something before you decide.
To: lainie
Once upon a time, tele-marketing wasn't all bad. I started with it part time 30 years ago... folks got 2 calls a year and were often happy to talk with you. If you were selling a good product at a good price, it wasn't bad at all. By the late 80's it was over. Everybody hated you, and you were hard pressed to hire any one who wasn't a flake or a felon.
Now, when I want to blow them off, I use one of two techniques. When they ask if I am Mr X, I'll sadly say, "No, Mr X took his own life about an hour ago." Alternately, I explain that Mr. X was taken away by Federal Marshalls about an hour ago. Both techniques get you right off the list. :)
8 posted on
04/24/2003 4:48:48 PM PDT by
halley
To: lainie
I let them give their whole spiel and then when they ask if I am interested I say......"Huh? Whats this about?"
9 posted on
04/24/2003 4:50:55 PM PDT by
Arkinsaw
To: lainie
My standard answer. "This is a restricted line. No incoming calls will be taken without prior arrangement."
10 posted on
04/24/2003 4:52:07 PM PDT by
RLK
To: lainie
I usually take the time to critique their sales technique.
"Stop, STOP! You're not gonna make any sales if you sound like a machine. Try a little voice inflection, the occasional Pause to establish anticipation... alright, let's take it from the top, this time with gusto!!"
Usually, they get flummoxed and hang up on me. Which is good for a chuckle.
11 posted on
04/24/2003 4:52:23 PM PDT by
OrthodoxPresbyterian
(We are Unworthy Servants; We have only done our Duty)
To: lainie
I try to say as quickly into their "speil" as possible before they can hang up, "Please put me on your do-not-call list." My son worked for MBNA (against our advice) and informed us that that is the wording to use that they have to "obey." He ended up hating his job, thus giving us some credibility in his 17 year old mind. We have also told callers that we make no purchases over the phone. If we want it, we'll go search it out ourselves.
14 posted on
04/24/2003 4:56:36 PM PDT by
repubmom
(Trust in the Lord with all your heart....Prov. 3:5,6)
To: lainie
I usually ask for their Visa or Mastercard number and explain that I charge $5 per minute to listen to sales pitches. Click.
19 posted on
04/24/2003 5:00:35 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(Red Green is my hero.)
To: lainie
To ward off calls like this, you could:
Intone a very worried-sounding voice, and ask forebodingly if the caller knows how to get a large blood stains out of a carpet.
Gets a dial tone every time.
22 posted on
04/24/2003 5:03:38 PM PDT by
gaijin
To: lainie
In a very deep cowboy voice say...."My momma ain't home right now. You are gonna have to talk to my momma. I'm only 13."
24 posted on
04/24/2003 5:05:24 PM PDT by
Arkinsaw
To: lainie
Recently Mr. FourPeas told one telemarketer that he was annoying and to put us on their do not call list. After he hung up, the guy called back again and started to get abusive. Hubby hung up again. The guy called back yet again and threatened him. Calls to the phone company, etc. were fruitless. The office that handles the violation is only open M-F office hours and they won't do anything if it happens at night or on the weekends.
25 posted on
04/24/2003 5:05:25 PM PDT by
FourPeas
To: lainie
Sometimes I get creative. Someone selling siding, I live in a brick home. Someone peddling phone plans, I do not have a phone (this one is really fun!)
I usually tell the caller I do not buy anything over the phone. One time I got a smart @ss who responded, "Yeah right how about pizza? You order pizza from a phone."
His answer might have worked expect I live in the boonies. The nearest pizza place is 45 miles away.
27 posted on
04/24/2003 5:07:34 PM PDT by
VetoBill
(Who is the actor that plays Dan Rather?)
To: lainie
I try to be creative with responses to telemarketers. A few years ago, I was receiving as many as 2 calls a day every day for a week from Arthur Murray Dance Studios. (Guess they were having trouble meeting their quota). Polite "no"s didn't work, being rude didn't work, hanging up didn't work. I finally told the lady telemarketer that I was a Vietnam veteran that used to be a professional ballroom dancer before losing both my legs to a land mine. I asked her in the most plaintive voice that I could feign, "Could I come down there and just ... watch other people dance?" The calls stopped.
(Yes, a thoroughly reprehensible story, and I'm a little ashamed of it. But it worked).
28 posted on
04/24/2003 5:08:00 PM PDT by
strela
("... you're lucky you still have your brown paper bag, small change ...")
To: lainie
After finally fobbing off a very persistent lady telemarketer, bid her goodbye, and as I hung up, she, thinking she was off the line said under her breath, "boy this really sucks!" I was laughing my butt off!!!
To: lainie
Since colorado's do not call list went into affect, I don't get calls anymore, but I always said
"Just a minute...", and put the phone down.
To: lainie
Or, when they start talking just say "WHAT LEONARD? Speak up. I can't hear you Leonard. When are you going to visit me again Leonard. I am so lonely Leonard and you don't care.
35 posted on
04/24/2003 5:19:36 PM PDT by
Arkinsaw
To: lainie
1. If you say hello once and you just hear background noise from a boiler room, hang up. Don't say hello a second time.
2. Don't wait for them to do their spiel. Ask them why they are calling. Find out in the first 10 seconds.
3. I'm not interested. Slam.
To: lainie
Sometimes I let them go through their spiel, and then tell them a joke. I can't repeat the jokes here, since they would get me banned from FR. But boy, do they ever get them off the line fast.
37 posted on
04/24/2003 5:21:25 PM PDT by
Loyalist
To: lainie; Kevin Curry; Roscoe
Youve been crammed, another victim of fast-talking telemarketers who are skirting the edges of telecommunications law to create a multimillion industry.
Sounds like those (self-righteously self-centered) Objectivist Titans of (selfish) society are busy creating redistributing wealth! Gubermint, get off their backs, now!
To: lainie
43 posted on
04/24/2003 5:32:51 PM PDT by
uglybiker
(Just got new boots. Lookin' for a peacenik's face to try 'em out on.)
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