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Dozens of women want Bronze Age hunter's babies
Ananova ^ | 4/24/03

Posted on 04/25/2003 10:35:13 AM PDT by SteveH

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To: SteveH

We have enough knuckle-dragging men on earth already. My suggestion to these women would be to check out the local peep show shops, dive bars, or Harley dealers. ;)


81 posted on 04/27/2006 11:13:34 AM PDT by rintense
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To: NittanyLion

5,000 years without sex will do that to you...now I know what tell my wife next time I try.


82 posted on 04/27/2006 11:15:15 AM PDT by kx9088
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To: Monkey Face
Thanks for the ping. It's almost as good as the orgasmic nasal spray from last week.

Did they start selling that yet?

Well, did they, huh?

Not that I am in a hurry for it, or anything.....

83 posted on 04/27/2006 11:17:50 AM PDT by fanfan (FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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To: fanfan

The line forms at the rear...behind me...;o]


84 posted on 04/27/2006 11:27:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Dead Dog
Age makes us men more alluring. I can't wait to be 5000 years old!

One bonus is you'd never be sued for child support. Well, maybe sued, but never served.

85 posted on 04/27/2006 11:31:05 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: SteveH

He is suffering from....how you say...."shrinkage"

86 posted on 04/27/2006 11:34:26 AM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

I'm not gonna touch it, you touch it.

I'm not gonna touch it YOU touch it....

I know, lets get Mikey, he touches anything!

87 posted on 04/27/2006 11:35:06 AM PDT by CygnusXI (Where's that dang Meteor already?)
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To: AppyPappy

"Where were these women when I was single?"

Just a wild guess on my part but I suspect if you saw these 'wymyn', you wouldn't stick his penis in!


88 posted on 04/27/2006 11:43:37 AM PDT by lawdude (Liberalism is a mental illness!)
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To: tiamat

ping...


89 posted on 04/27/2006 12:06:01 PM PDT by null and void (The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - GB Shaw)
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To: Consort

Pebbles and Bam Bam for an example?


90 posted on 04/27/2006 12:09:38 PM PDT by colonialhk (sooprize sooprize sooprize)
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To: cjshapi

Indeed, considering they've been given the "cold" shoulder...


91 posted on 04/27/2006 12:32:03 PM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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To: AppyPappy

Where were these women when I was single?"

What's even more thought-provoking is that they'd rather have a 5000 year ole man with a decayed penis than you or me in our vigorous prime.

Well, pretty vigorous.


92 posted on 04/27/2006 12:50:08 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: BurbankKarl
He looks much better on his MySpace page.
93 posted on 04/27/2006 1:13:54 PM PDT by Ghengis (Alexander was a wuss!)
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To: SunkenCiv; mhking

Just d@mn.


94 posted on 04/27/2006 2:07:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: BenLurkin

Exactly! I mean, if that had been a female Bronze Age hunter, thousands of men wouldn't be writing in, saying, "I wanna hit that!" Okay, yeah, they probably would be...


95 posted on 04/27/2006 6:17:14 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Monkey Face

I have a feeling that orgasmic nasal spray topics wind up on the "take it somewhere else" article deleted list. ;') ;') ;') Happened with that playing horse doctor article someone tried yesterday...


96 posted on 04/27/2006 6:19:08 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SunkenCiv
There is only one man that I have ever heard of that lusted after a mummified woman.
97 posted on 04/27/2006 6:33:18 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: SunkenCiv

I dunno...we took it as far as we could without getting into REAL trouble. I think the Mods were having fun with it, as well...but that's just what I think. I may be a minority of one. ;o]


98 posted on 04/27/2006 6:34:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: BenLurkin

Hey, Ben...fancy meeting you here. And with no photos... :o]


99 posted on 04/27/2006 6:36:12 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face
Sorry, I've been falling down on the job!


100 posted on 04/27/2006 6:39:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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