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SECRET DEMOCRATIC MEMO UNCOVERED!!!!
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| 5/16/03
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Posted on 05/16/2003 2:24:46 PM PDT by Feiny
SECRET DEMOCRAT MEMO DISCOVERED
The memo is apparently from a group called the Democrat Operative Response Committee (DORK). The memo resulted from Bushs landing on the USS Abraham Lincoln. That what a stud moment has caused some real soul-searching about the current Democrat candidates for president. Democrat Operative Response Committee (DORK)
NOTE: SECRET DOCUMENT
MEMO RE: We must counter-act Bush manliness image
Dear Fellow Democrat:
Many of our members have had angst about the Presidents showy landing on the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln. Mainstream Americans (such as the Dixie Chicks, Martin Sheen, and Janeane Garofalo) overwhelmingly agree with us that this was wrong, and just totally inappropriate. However, a hundred million Americans for some reason thought this was cool.
Fear not. Your Democratic Operative Response Committee Soldiers (DORKS) have come up with ways to fight fire with fire. It seems our Presidential candidatesall except Carol Mosely Braunare viewed as effeminate and wimpy. Consultants tell us we need to be a little more manly (yipes, just using the word is challenging!).
DORK suggests doing the following to be seen as more manly:
1) Go to the Rainforest exhibit at the National Zoo. Make manly poses in front of the fauna. Do a press release on how you braved wild animals and unfriendly natives to save the Rainforest. (IMPT NOTE: Banana Republic has some real stylish jungle gear on sale.)
2) As Ms. Pelosi said, We could have torn down that Saddam Hussein statue much cheaper. Lets show them! Make a paper mache` Saddam Hussein statue. Be sure its sprayed with metallic paint. Put it in a town square and knock it down with a sledge hammer. People will be amazed, not just with your manly strength, but that theyve never noticed the statue before. (Reminder: Dont forget to recycle when youre finished!)
3) Over the May break, host a Super Bowl Party! (NOTE: None of the DORKS knew exactly what this is, but it seems like Republicans have one at least once a year.) Its apparently very manly.
4) Go to a construction site, and well, were not sure what people do there, but there are lots of manly men. Use terms like jack hammer, I-beam, rod buster and plumb line, and maybe theyll let you pose with them wearing a hard hat.
5) If your campaign is really strapped for cash, the DCCC has arranged to have some life-size, cut-out, action photos in our main lobby. You can stand by Cowboy Bob, Oil Rig Ralph, or Firefighter Frank. They look great and truly give you that man among men image.
The DORK members (the DORKS) know all this is radical. So, afterwards, in order to get back in touch with your inner self, we will be hosting a hug-in as an NPR fund raiser. So, put on your favorite white turtle neck, horn-rimmed glasses and earth shoes and come on over! French wine and cheese will be served.
DORK Feel Good About Us Memo #17
TOPICS: Announcements; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cheeseandwhine; dairyproducts; dork; loosers; rats; stalinsusefulidiots
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Humor break!!!
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posted on
05/16/2003 2:24:46 PM PDT
by
Feiny
To: dead; AnnaZ; HangFire
Because it is too funny to miss!
2
posted on
05/16/2003 2:25:23 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I Triple Guarantee You There Are No Americans In Baghdad!)
To: Bob J; diotima; RonDog; gc4nra; DoughtyOne
DORK ALERT!!!
3
posted on
05/16/2003 2:28:20 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I Triple Guarantee You There Are No Americans In Baghdad!)
To: feinswinesuksass
So, put on your favorite white turtle neck, horn-rimmed glasses and earth shoes and come on over! French wine and cheese will be served.
LOL! I hope theyll be showing some Bulgarian cinema highlights again, like last year!
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posted on
05/16/2003 2:29:39 PM PDT
by
dead
To: feinswinesuksass
5
posted on
05/16/2003 2:30:15 PM PDT
by
Jay D. Dyson
(Islam: We're a religion of peace and we'll kill you to prove it!)
To: dead
I knew you went last year!!!!
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posted on
05/16/2003 2:30:38 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I Triple Guarantee You There Are No Americans In Baghdad!)
To: Jay D. Dyson
Oh Darn...I even searched for it!
7
posted on
05/16/2003 2:30:59 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I Triple Guarantee You There Are No Americans In Baghdad!)
To: feinswinesuksass
Now that their strategy is "uncovered", can you make like a cat and cover the Democrats up when you're done?
To: Jay D. Dyson
I think it is OK to laugh twice a day at the same thing....especially if your drunk.
9
posted on
05/16/2003 2:32:58 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I Triple Guarantee You There Are No Americans In Baghdad!)
To: feinswinesuksass
...Sorta reminds one of AL GORE's "Leadership" TV Fishing Trip on a freshly made lake in a Water-Starved Missouri..?
10
posted on
05/16/2003 2:33:17 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com)
To: feinswinesuksass
DORK is for the DORK's
BUSH is for the PEOPLE
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posted on
05/16/2003 2:34:31 PM PDT
by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com)
To: feinswinesuksass
4) Go to a construction site, and well, were not sure what people do there, but there are lots of manly men. Use terms like jack hammer, I-beam, rod buster and plumb line, and maybe theyll let you pose with them wearing a hard hat.They already do that.
Oh, wait - that's NOW.
To: feinswinesuksass
Garrison Keilor is much more in keeping with the image of the "men" of the democratic party.
13
posted on
05/16/2003 2:47:31 PM PDT
by
Contra
To: Contra
Another one:
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posted on
05/16/2003 3:19:38 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: Madame Dufarge
I love a good NOW joke. They usually provide plenty of material!
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posted on
05/16/2003 3:24:12 PM PDT
by
Feiny
(I Triple Guarantee You There Are No Americans In Baghdad!)
To: Mark
That would be considered assault and battery in some jurisdictions.
To: feinswinesuksass
...all except Carol Mostly Brawn (my spelling)are viewed as effeminate and wimpy.
LOL!
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posted on
05/16/2003 4:00:12 PM PDT
by
SwinneySwitch
(Freedom is not Free - Support the Troops!!)
To: feinswinesuksass
LOL !
18
posted on
05/16/2003 4:45:34 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: feinswinesuksass
Dorks...
To: feinswinesuksass
perhaps we need a Republican Operational Counterstrike Kicker... or ROCK.
Everytime the DORK speaks up... we can toss the ROCK at the DORK.
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posted on
05/16/2003 8:40:32 PM PDT
by
bonesmccoy
(Defeat the terrorists... Vaccinate!)
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