Hillary Clinton Book Tour Calendar--Freep Her Heinous Coast to Coast This Summer

The Internet | Monday, June 9, 2003 | Kristinn

[kristinn]

Summer's here and the time is right for freeping in the streets!

Former First Lady, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton ('Rat-NY) will be touring the country this summer promoting her memoirs, Living History.

FReepers from coast to coast will have the opportunity to exercise their First Amendment rights to peaceably assemble and freep her like a rented mule.

This calendar guide has been created from news accounts and store announcements. It is accurate as of this date, but subject to change. Once posted, it will be up to local freepers to confirm the information close to the day of the event.

11 a.m. Monday, June 9. Barnes and Noble at Rockefeller Center, New York City, NY.

7 p.m. Wednesday, June 11. Wal-Mart, Fairfax, VA.

Noon, June 12. Trover Books, 221 Pennsylvania Avenue, SE, Washington, D.C.

Saturday, June 14. Chappaqua Public Library, Chappaqua, NY

Monday, June 23. Barnes and Noble at White Marsh, Baltimore, MD.

Tuesday, June 24. Book Revue, Huntington, Long Island, NY.

4 p.m. Saturday, June 28. Bookpassage, Corte Madera, CA.

11 a.m. Sunday, June 29. Vroman's Books, Pasadena, CA.

3 p.m. Saturday, July 11. Bookends, Ridgewood, NJ.

10:30 a.m. Saturday, July 26. That Bookstore in Blytheville, Blytheville, AR.

5:30 p.m. Tuesday, August 12. Rainy Day Books, Fairway, KS.

Wednesday, August 13. Joseph-Beth Books, Shaker Square, Cleveland, OH.

Have fun, but play safely and obey the law.

Please feel free to add additional events to this thread.

[RonDog]

See also, from http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/8944/:

Hillary Clinton, Senator and former First Lady, signing copies of Living History

• 6/9/03 11:00 AM at Barnes & Noble – Fifth Ave. New York, NY.
• 6/13/03 7:00 PM at Borders Books - S. Broadway. White Plains, NY.
• 6/16/03 1:00 PM at Hue-Man Bookstore - Frederick Douglass Blvd. New York, NY.
• 6/20/03 7:00 PM at Book Revue - New York Ave. Huntington, NY.
• 6/23/03 12:30 PM at Borders Books - Walnut Street. Philadelphia, PA.
• 6/23/03 7:00 PM at Barnes & Noble – Honeygo Blvd. Baltimore, MD.
• 6/28/03 4:00 PM at Book Passage - Tamal Vista Blvd. Corte Madera, CA.
• 6/29/03 11:00 AM at Vroman’s Bookstore - E. Colorado Blvd. Pasadena, CA.
• 7/11/03 3:00 PM at Bookends - E. Ridgewood Ave. Ridgewood, NJ.
• 8/12/03 5:30 PM at Left Bank Books - North Euclid. St. Louis, MO.

[RonDog]

Crusty Black Pantsuit ALERT!

From www.vromansbookstore.com:

Store Events - June 29, 11:00 AM

Time: Sunday, June 29, 2003 11:00 AM
Title of Event: SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON with her book Living History

Here is what we can tell you now:
1. All books must be purchased at Vroman's on the day of the event, or you may call ahead and reserve a book to pick up after the event is over.
2. The books will be signed before the event. (We have been assured that they are hand-signed, not autopenned).
3. The procedure for getting a book and meeting Senator Clinton will be as follows:

a) Come into the store and pay for as many copies of the book as you would like (at this time there is no limit).
b) You will be given a voucher indicating the number of books for which you have paid.
c) Join the line outside the building
d) When your turn comes you will get to say hello and shake hands with the Senator (at this time we have no details about whether or not photography will be allowed)
e) Then you will hand your voucher to a store employee who will hand you the proper number of books.

This will be her only Southern California booksigning. If you can't make the event, please call us to reserve a signed book (626-449-5320)

.

Vroman's Bookstore
695 E. Colorado Blvd
Pasadena, CA 91101

[Benjamin Dover]

I think that was the point of my post.

[harpo11]

Mrs. Clinton will be swooping into a home town near you signing her book of fiction just for you lucky souls willing to shell out $28 bucks for her rehashed re-invented ghost written story about her husbands inability to keep his zipper in the upright position and how she gulped for air in shocked stunned anger and hurt.

[doug from upland]

I heard about this yesterday. A friend of mine, the researcher and narrator of several anti-Clinton videos, warned me that one wrong word to her and she would have the Secret Service cart me away. That creates a huge problem since Mrs. DFU has already warned me that she would not bail me out if I get in trouble engaging in political activity.

[SelmaLee]

Let my know (ping or FReepmail) if you all decide to FReep Hillary at Blytheville. It's only about a 3-hour drive from here, and my daughter and I would like to come too.

[sweetliberty]

GREAT! I'm going to start a list so we can plan it. I will also try to ping southeastern Missouri. Makes me hope that Hillary's goons don't troll FR. I'd hate for us to plan it and then have her find out and cancel at the last minute. I mean, it would be a good experience for her to see that we still love her down here as much as we always did.

[tgslTakoma]

FReepers from coast to coast will have the opportunity to exercise their First Amendment rights to peaceably assemble and freep her like a rented mule.

Oh, that's bad.

Very good!

:-)

[sweetliberty]

Leno is doing one of his bogus interviews with Hillary. It is hilarious!!!!

[Captain Peter Blood]

The reason she is in that bookstore in
Blytheville, in Northeast Arkansas, is that (a) Very safe place for her to go. (B) This is the store that John Grisham goes to everytime he has a new book out.

She could come to L.R. and go to Wordsworth's, Very well known Liberal bookstore in the Heights area, but too many people would show up and the place could not handle it.

Blytheville is nice , quiet and away from any major distractions and problems. Great choice for her, she comes to Arkansas, signs a few books and leaves as quickly as possible.

I imagine quite a few of the "Faithful" will tred to little ole Blytheville to kiss the hand & feet of the Queen. Would not surprise me if there was a woman there in charge of the Piss Bucket to accommodate the Queen whenever neccessary!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[sweetliberty]

Has a reason yet been given why the queen cannot be seen signing her books? Perhaps her double was no good at forging her signature.

[Valin]

Sean Hannity recommended a polite and mannerly chorus of "Senator Clinton? Do you believe Juanita Broaddrick?"

I like it!

[stratman1969]

Hitlery ping! She's going to be in Marin (Corte Madera) at Book Passage on Saturday afternoon, June 28th.

www.bookpassage.com

[Moomah]

I'm certain she has an attractive "author buy-back" clause in her contract with S&S. Nothing would prevent her from making a purchase of say 500,000 books to keep the numbers up (or even more ...) She wouldn't earn royalties on them, but it would look good on sales stats. I wouldn't put anything past a Hildebeast. She could probably pick them up for $2 each.

[rivercat]

Count me in! Let's try for a huge turnout.

[Paulus Invictus]

A book tour?! I thought she would be too busy finding those 300K new jobs for New Yorkers that she promised to deliver. As a NY senator, she makes a good dish washer.

[fatima]

RonDog,Here is a bump.

[Joy Angela]

Freep Hillary!

Wow! Can't Wait! :)

[Joy Angela]

re post 42
11 a.m. Sunday, June 29. Vroman's Books, Pasadena, CA.

You mean we have to look her in the eyes?

YIKES!