I NEVER 2-TIMED BILL

BNew York Post ^ | 6/10/03 | VINCENT MORRIS, JENNIFER GOULD and ANDY GELLER

[kattracks]

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton made that claim yesterday before signing copies of her explosive new memoir, which for the first time reveals her fury upon learning that hubby Bill had an affair with Monica Lewinsky.

Asked by reporters at a press conference before the book signing if she had ever strayed, the Democratic senator at first did a little dance.

[kattracks]

Reuters

I think someone told hillary! to be more animated, and she thought they meant like Looney Tunes.

[DoughtyOne]

The ghost of Vince Foster will haunt you till the day you die you vacant bi-ch.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

I have to translate again???

But when pressed if she had always been faithful, Clinton said with emphasis, "Yes."

Translation: Bill is the only man she has had sex with during their marriage.

"I believe in a zone of privacy," Clinton said. "I think it is important for us to get back to some common sense in this. I don't think we've ever elected a saint to any office.

"Don't ask me too many questions, because you have rightly guessed that I have things to hide. In fact, my conscience is bothering me slightly right now."

"I don't think personal, private matters should be necessarily made public," she added. "I can think of many, many examples of people who made mistakes in their private lives, who were magnificent leaders when their country needed them."

"One should not be concerned about the character of the person one is voting for in political office. Character doesn't count, or matter."

[Rome2000]

who were magnificent leaders when their country needed them."

The pathological liar is also a megalomaniac.

[Rome2000]

SHRILLARY!

[WellsFargo94]

"I'm not going to answer specifically to all the many issues that come up in a marriage."

But when pressed if she had always been faithful, Clinton said with emphasis, "Yes."

...and stressed that politicians' private lives were out of bounds.

"I believe in a zone of privacy," Clinton said. ...I don't think we've ever elected a saint to any office.

"I don't think personal, private matters should be necessarily made public," she added. "I can think of many, many examples of people who made mistakes in their private lives, who were magnificent leaders when their country needed them."

MAN YOUR STATIONS!

DYKE ALERT...DYKE ALERT...DYKE ALERT!

She's preemptively putting her finger in the Dyke to prepare for a WH race and the revelations that will spring forth as a result.

[tupac]

I'd bet that the writers are putting Hitlery on record with this piece. Next article by them will have the goods on her obvious lie.

[Conservative Me]

Am I the only one who finds the amount of media coverage of her book release sickening? The Clintons can't allow themselves to be out of the spotlight for more than a second at a time.

[KeyWest]

Printed 1 mil and adding 50k more? Something smells. That is only 5% more. My guess is they have not printed the first 1 mil, more like a couple 100k so then a 50k run makes sense. If they actually printed 1 mil, there are going to be a lot of remainders in the $1 book bins.

[goldstategop]

Just wait for the hype once Bubba's memoirs hits the bookstores.

[Conservative Me]

I don't think there will be as much hype. At least Hillary can play up on the "unsuspecting wife" routine (a huge load of BS, IMO). She is just as fake as her hubby and anyone who falls for her act is a fool.

(I still can't figure out how she won the Senate seat, but that's just me).

[alloysteel]

Using a sperm donor is not two-timing, if you have made the cold-blooded decision that motherhood is a desirable political move, and your legal spouse is virile but sterile.

Remember, his claim he had mumps as a child, and his fertility was destroyed?

And whatever happened to their casual offer to adopt a child while still in the White House? (Another political calculation.)

[metesky]

Sperm donor Web Hubbell?

If they used a turkey baster then technically she never cheated.

If Hill and Web actually had sex the mechanics of the whole thing brings a revolting picture to mind.

Why did I do that to myself. Now I'll have that sick, queasy feeling all day.

[Banjoguy]

"The time Bill and I had together was too precious to waste talking about his wife, but when I heard some rumors floating around Little Rock, I had to speak up. He was with me at home one evening, and I cautiously told him, "There's something you need to know. I've been hearing tales around town that Hillary is having a thing with another woman." I watched his face to see his reaction, and couldn't believe it when he burst out laughing. I was stunned! I asked him what was so funny. "Honey," he said, "she's probably eaten more p---y than I have."

Gennifer Flowers, Passion & Betrayal, Emery Dalton, 1995, page 41.

[Izzy Dunne]

The scariest part of this aticle is this:

more than 1,200 frenzied Hillary fans

[Jaxter]

[Right_in_Virginia]

"I believe in a zone of privacy," Clinton said.

Go to it and stay there and stop dragging us into your dysfunctional and sordid little world.

[JesseHousman]

But when pressed if she had always been faithful, Clinton said with emphasis, "Yes."

Hitlery is being truthful if she thinks that incidents with her live-in female traveling companion doesn't count. In her warped mind (much like Billy Goat's where he believes oral sex isn't sex, therefore not infidelity) she thinks this isn't sex.

[NerdDad]

"I don't think personal, private matters should be necessarily made public,"

Unless, of course, there is $8 mil or personal political gain involved. I have no doubt that she hopes the next Bill sex scandal stirs up as much interest so she can profit even more from it.

[ido_now]

Remember, according to the Clinton Commandments, oral sex is not sex.

Therefore, under this standard I beleive her.