LEARN YOUR STATE MOTTO

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[apackof2]

LEARN YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Home of the headless drivers

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, (Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line Of Defense from The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney .....

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Edjucashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

[SAMWolf]

LOL! Thanks for the chuckles.

[apackof2]

Your welcome, I thought it was amusing

[msdrby]

ping

[ladyinred]

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

ROTFL! And I would say more bleach than the Clorox company, but, well, gee!

[gcruse]

You made these up yourself, right?

[Billy_bob_bob]

No, no. The motto for Washington state is "Putting the FUN back into dysfunctional!"

[TomServo]

I dont theenk the tenese slogun wuz vary funie at awl..

[Andyman]

You forgot Wisconsin. "Eat Cheese or Die"

[apackof2]

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[Tawiskaro]

I'm pretty sure you got New York wrong. Axtay emthay untilway eythay eavelay is the correct motto. Sorry, but I couldn't remember the exact Latin, so I took the liberty of translating the English into Pig Latin.

[egarvue]

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!

LOL!

[MichiganCheese]

How can you leave out Wisconsin?

"Beer's a dairy product...eh?"

[Mark Turbo]

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nebraska: Last state to be bothered by Clinton (Nebraska was the last state to be visited by the Toon during his administration.)

Nebraska: Who needs a bicameral legislature?

[Dan from Michigan]

"Beer's a dairy product...eh?"
Are you a yooper?

[Dan from Michigan]

Michigan - "Deer crossing"

[Sparta]

State mottos ping

[Cathryn Crawford]

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Texas: Si Hablo Ingles

LMAO

[pesto]

What about Wyoming?

[Doctor Stochastic]

Michigan: The Mitten State

New Mexico: Land of the Flea, Home of the Plague