Given some of the quotes, one may be excused for thinking this might be from The Onion. It isn't.
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To: RogueIsland
"It's devastating because you're not safe anymore," said Dayzy Malakul Miss Ignorance is Bliss 1998
3 posted on
07/03/2003 5:48:40 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(I am not a prime demographic, I am a MAN!)
To: RogueIsland
"It's devastating because you're not safe anymore," said Dayzy Malakul, a shopper. Well, Dayzy (what's wrong, did your parents hate you?), you're pretty safe. It's young "Bullet Butt" Joshua who has to watch out for himself.
To: RogueIsland
" "He got up from the food court and accidentally shot himself in the buttocks and he was transported to Ben Taub and he's in stable condition," said Officer Catherine Truhan, with the Houston Police Department."
After treatment by the neurosurgery deparment
5 posted on
07/03/2003 5:53:05 AM PDT by
sticker
To: RogueIsland
Where was the appropriate use of the safety?
6 posted on
07/03/2003 5:53:30 AM PDT by
sarasota
To: RogueIsland
"We saw him sitting on the ground. He had his handcuffs just laying there," said Brandon Rees, a witness. "It's pretty stupid."
Huh??? Handcuffs? MSNBC needs to hire someone who can write/edit/report. This quote makes no sense in context.
7 posted on
07/03/2003 5:53:39 AM PDT by
TomGuy
To: RMDupree
Looks like a job for Butt Balm!
8 posted on
07/03/2003 5:55:32 AM PDT by
Overtaxed
To: RogueIsland; 1riot1ranger; Action-America; Alkhin; Allegra; alnick; American72; antivenom; ...
Experts said that the first thing people should do when they hear a gunshot is to get out of the line of fire. In this case, don't stand between the idiot and his butt.
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9 posted on
07/03/2003 5:56:35 AM PDT by
Flyer
(Ask me about my Golden Retriever!)
To: RogueIsland
"(It was) surprisingly loud, real loud."I bet the guy's screams were surprisingly loud too.
To: RogueIsland
accidentally shot himself in the backside with a derringer Are they sure it was an accident?
Perhaps he was trying to blow his brains out...
13 posted on
07/03/2003 6:08:30 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
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To: RogueIsland
What a pain in the butt!
15 posted on
07/03/2003 6:10:44 AM PDT by
verity
To: RogueIsland
Future Darwin Award winning candidate.
To: RogueIsland
"He had his handcuffs just laying there"...."it was really stupid."
Um......yeah, it WAS really stupid. Who walks around with a gun and handcuffs; cops and gangstas.
18 posted on
07/03/2003 6:20:23 AM PDT by
EggsAckley
( "Aspire to mediocracy"................new motto for publik skools.............)
To: RogueIsland
It is legal to carry a handgun if the owner has a concealed handgun permit, unless a sign is posted prohibiting weapons. I believe I've seen this mentioned before, and I'm curious. It appears that, if the owner has a permit, then they have a right to carry a concealed gun -- unless a property owner (such a s restaurant, or lunch counter) posts a sign saying "No guns allowed" -- which, property rights being what they are, trumps the right to bring a gun to the lunch counter.
Is that the thinking? And what if the lunch counter has a sign saying it won't serve African-Americans? Do property rights come into play there?
To: RogueIsland
In the concealed-carry community, this is considered extremely poor form.
23 posted on
07/03/2003 7:04:49 AM PDT by
Nachoman
To: RogueIsland
This is almost as funny as a story that happened here about 11 years ago. A 19 year old youth who thought a 9mm would be a fashionable accessory at the local roller skating rink placed the weapon in his waistband. Later, at the rink, after becoming embroiled in a fated controversy, he drew his weapon and fired on a fellow youth and succeeded in hitting his rival/target in the leg. Before turning to flee, our modern gunslinger placed his trusty semi-automatic back in his waistband but forgot to remove his finger from the trigger. Poetic Justice ensued but I never found out if the partial reattachment was successful.
24 posted on
07/03/2003 7:04:49 AM PDT by
Theophilus
(Save the Democrats - Stop Abortion!!!)
To: RogueIsland
"It's devastating because you're not safe anymore," said Dayzy Malakul, a shopper.
YOU WERE NEVER SAFE. YOU WERE JUST NAIVE.
If you want to be safe learn to carry a gun. If you want to FEEL safe, curl up in a ball on the ground and rub gravel in your hair.
To: RogueIsland
Well, the oft heard threat of "I'll bust a cap in your ass" has actually happened, even though it was self inflicted.
29 posted on
07/03/2003 7:47:57 AM PDT by
csvset
To: RogueIsland
Sounds like he just missed his head.
33 posted on
07/03/2003 7:58:57 AM PDT by
Petruchio
(<===Looks Sexy in a flightsuit . . . Looks Silly in a french maid outfit)
To: RogueIsland
Experts said that the first thing people should do when they hear a gunshot is to get out of the line of fire. Wow, good thing experts mentioned this. My first instinct is to jump into the line of fire and yell, "I'm right over here."
34 posted on
07/03/2003 8:05:43 AM PDT by
Dog Gone
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