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The most boring sporting event on Earth
The Sydney Morning Herald ^
| July 9 2003
| Edward Richards
Posted on 07/08/2003 9:55:22 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Oh....I thought this was about golf.
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posted on
07/08/2003 10:45:41 AM PDT
by
wimpycat
(I'm an expert at being annoying. I'm a kid sister.)
To: Destructor
"Where's John McEnroe when we really need him?"
I'll send you video of my kid when he was two -- same thing.
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posted on
07/08/2003 10:46:25 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom!)
To: autoresponder
Curling! Exactly what I was thinking. Now THAT's boring
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posted on
07/08/2003 10:48:38 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom!)
To: autoresponder
things = thongs
( so sorry, not looking at keyboard at time )
44
posted on
07/08/2003 10:50:27 AM PDT
by
autoresponder
(. . . . SOME CAN*T HANDLE THE TRUTH . . . THE NYT ESPECIALLY!)
To: SamAdams76
To tell the truth... I have absolutly no recollection of their concert (other than it sounded like they played the same song for 90 minutes).
HOWEVER... there were two saving graces to this concert:
1. The warm-up band was a new rockabilly group that had just formed, by the name of "The Stray Cats"
2. The after-concert festivities were... ummmm... fun!
45
posted on
07/08/2003 10:50:43 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Free Miguel and Priscilla!)
To: presidio9
This guy obviously has never watched golf.
To: Taiwan Bocks; SoDak
Q: Why do so many people around the world play soccer?
A: So they won't have to watch it.
47
posted on
07/08/2003 11:05:31 AM PDT
by
bourbon
To: presidio9
Sure. That's why J'ai L'ai is the most popular spectator sport in the world, right? Actually I live right in the heart of Jai Alai country and can tell you that while Jai Alai can SEEM boring, the MOMENT you bet some money on it, Jai Alai becomes the most exciting sport imaginable. I know since I will go into a frenzy after placing my Quinella bets. Try placing a bet on Jai Alai sometime and you will see how incredibly exciting it is.
48
posted on
07/08/2003 11:06:07 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(He who laughs last was too dumb to figure out the joke first)
To: PJ-Comix
Actually a bar I go to in NY took bets on curling durning the olympics. Made it exciting as hell. That's not the point. Speed does not necessarily make a sport more or less exciting.
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:16:20 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
To: WhatHappenedtoAmerica
Agreed. I thought tennis was interesting until I began to understand golf. If you have to ask, you don't understand.
50
posted on
07/08/2003 11:17:11 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(RUN AL, RUN!!!)
To: NYer
"Nothing boring about watching Andy on the courts ... nothing!"
Amen to that!
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:19:59 AM PDT
by
mupcat
To: Lee'sGhost
But they do have that "sweeping deal" they do to gain velocity and correct the direction......
Do they have "Curling Stone Bags" like bowling ball bags?
Is it the women's Scottish version of shotputting invented by a drunken wee housemaiden who could not toss a telephone pole?
Is there a NCA?
Is there a WNCA?
Can wee maidens play in the NCA without qualifying first?
How far can they curl?
Do they have to curl from the NCA line?
Why don't Olympic curlers wear plaid clan kilts?
Is it a fashion thing or just the absence of undies they wrote off for taxes?
Or is it an extreme cold water effect cubed?
Or does it just curl your hair?
Curling might be the inspiration for combining ice hockey, curling, and frozen lawn tennis.
Doubles only, high sticking will put you in the penalty box for one set where you can only throw empty Molson's bottles at the other team......
With an occasional bottle of single malt scotch, if you and the bottle are at least 1/4 scotch at the time......
How about throwing in that TV drinking & driving deal for all overtime and ties in tennis?
Maybe a smidgeon of strip poker too for extra points......
See!
Tennis does not have to be so boring!
(when libs play, is it at Wimpleton wearing violet velvet kneepads?)
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:20:19 AM PDT
by
autoresponder
(. . . . SOME CAN*T HANDLE THE TRUTH . . . THE NYT ESPECIALLY!)
To: presidio9
"6. Or play two different singles matches at the same time, on the same court."
You know, I really like that idea. I came up with a similar solution for the America Cup -- outfit the yachts with cannon. Now I would watch THAT!
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:26:46 AM PDT
by
Lee'sGhost
(Crom!)
To: So Cal Rocket
I don't know who or what "air supply" is/was, but I'll bet I can beat
you in the "lowering self for lust" department.
I actually went with a very sweet young thing to the local demoncRAT
headquarters where she was working the phones.
That would have been the 1964 election. I've washed everyday since,
but I'm not sure the odor is completely gone.
54
posted on
07/08/2003 11:26:48 AM PDT
by
ASA Vet
("Those who know, don't talk. Those who talk, don't know." (I'm in the Sgt Schultz group))
To: presidio9
Gross. She has the body of Mike Tyson and I think her Dad got his brains.
55
posted on
07/08/2003 11:28:18 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(The Dems are self-destructing before our eyes, How Great is That !)
To: Destructor
Where's John McEnroe when we really need him? No kidding. I saw John beat Lendly at Stratton Vt. around 25 years ago (WOW). Now that was tennis.
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:29:39 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(The Dems are self-destructing before our eyes, How Great is That !)
To: veronica
Tennis has no compelling stars right now. And Pete Sampras never light anything up either. Ever since Mac retired it's been boring. I used to like watching women's tennis until The Williams sisters came along with their bad attitudes.
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:31:10 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(The Dems are self-destructing before our eyes, How Great is That !)
To: PJ-Comix
Went to the Dania Fronton several times to watch all those Jewish and Japanese jocks play......
They ought to have different weight classes, right up to Sumi Size and uniform and do that on ice with triple points for a successful triple jump as you swing your thing......
That little pill flies at NASCAR speeds......
Now there's a thought!
Tennis uniforms with the NASCAR uniform fashion statement; "DUPONT #24", "LOWES #19", "VIAGARA #69", "HILLARY #04", "SLICK #00"......
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:32:54 AM PDT
by
autoresponder
(. . . . SOME CAN*T HANDLE THE TRUTH . . . THE NYT ESPECIALLY!)
To: presidio9
Most boring sporting event event on Earth? I would say that Mr. Richards has never seen a Canadian Curling event.
59
posted on
07/08/2003 11:33:00 AM PDT
by
Duramaximus
( American Born, Gun_Toting , Aerospace Worker Living In A State That Worships Socialism)
To: Lee'sGhost
Torpedoes
Run Silent
Run Deep
Use old Russkie surplus subs
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posted on
07/08/2003 11:36:34 AM PDT
by
autoresponder
(. . . . SOME CAN*T HANDLE THE TRUTH . . . THE NYT ESPECIALLY!)
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