Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Driving Jesus crazy
The Japan Times ^ | Sunday, July 20, 2003

Posted on 07/22/2003 10:28:39 AM PDT by presidio9

Sooner or later, there had to be a backlash against the largely American phenomenon of preempting political debate by injecting "Jesus" into whatever social or political argument happened to dominate the hour. The fad started several years ago and quickly found favor among a surprisingly broad swath of the U.S. population, young and old, men and women, right and left.

Religiously minded, but at the same time sheeplike in their simplicity, these people were soon sporting bracelets, pins and other accessories emblazoned with the question "What Would Jesus Do?" or its shorthand version, "WWJD?" Others, perhaps more cynical than simple, went along with what they perceived as a mainstream movement. Then-U.S. Vice President Al Gore, for one, declared that, if elected president in 2000, he would be guided by that question in his policymaking.

Last year, the all-purpose slogan got a bit more specific, and quite a bit more risible, with the launch of a campaign (complete with a Web site) urging people to ask themselves, "What Would Jesus Drive?"

In case you are thinking the only things Jesus drove anywhere were unclean spirits, the correct answer -- or at least it was up until last week -- is that Jesus would drive anything but a gas-guzzling, air-fouling sport utility vehicle. According to the Evangelical Environmental Network, sponsor of the original campaign, he would have been a card-carrying greenie, getting about on a bicycle, public transportation or, if he really had to be somewhere in a hurry, in a hybrid gas- and electric-powered car such as a Toyota Prius or a Honda Insight. (There is never any mention of the single biblically certified mode of Christian transportation, the donkey, but then, donkeys are known street-polluters.)

The backlash was inevitable for several reasons. "WWJD?" was far too easy to make fun of (best joke, attributed to a San Francisco Chronicle contributor: Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth, because the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury). There were too many Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, atheists and others who did not care what Jesus would drive, or do in general. Finally, it was clear that the SUV lobby was not going to sit still much longer watching their environmentalist foes corner the Christian market. What, they must have asked themselves, could be more Christian than the right -- the freedom -- to drive about the country in whatever kind of legally available vehicle one chose?

And so, last Monday, the backlash duly took effect, with the U.S. launch of a funny, clever advertising campaign sponsored by a fledgling association of SUV owners and aimed squarely at the "WWJD?" market. The Sport Utility Vehicle Owners of America found a middle-aged SUV driver named Jesus Rivera and ran an ad in the nationally distributed USA Today newspaper that essentially said: You want to know what Jesus would drive? Well, we asked him; he drives an SUV, and here's why.

Although the jury is still out on its effectiveness, as a crowd-pleaser the SUVOA ad seems like a slam-dunk. It will undoubtedly catch people's attention, make them laugh, make the WWJD-ers look silly and sanctimonious, and thereby reverse somewhat the tendency of non-SUV drivers in the United States and elsewhere to demonize fellow-drivers who favor the oversize vehicles.

There is an upside and a downside to that. The downside is that it could very well detract from the seriousness of the environmentalists' case against SUVs. Never mind what Jesus would or would not have driven. The plain fact is that the big road hogs have higher fuel-consumption rates than cars and on the whole emit more pollutants. On those grounds alone, in Japan, Europe, Canada and Australia -- quite as much as in the United States -- anything that helps diminish pressure on the global automobile industry to come up with solutions is undesirable.

The upside to the ad is that it may help push the whole "WWJD?" question out of the public realm and back to where it belongs, in the private space where individuals form and act on their own hard-won religious convictions. That is not to say that questions of public policy, like questions of private behavior, do not have a moral component. They should and do. But in secular, pluralist societies there are numerous measures of morality besides Christianity; and besides, Christianity itself is ill-served by the assumption that it provides a fixed set of answers to questions that are inherently unspiritual.

What would Jesus drive? The only answer one can credibly imagine from the figure in the Gospels is a slightly impatient: Drive whatever you want, but go, and sin no more.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Government; Japan; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS:
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-39 next last

1 posted on 07/22/2003 10:28:39 AM PDT by presidio9
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: presidio9
read later
2 posted on 07/22/2003 10:31:29 AM PDT by LiteKeeper
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
Indeed, what would that rabbi do?
3 posted on 07/22/2003 10:33:13 AM PDT by onedoug
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
People who want to remind themselves to act like Christ are "sheeplike" and "simple"? How insulting. And how untrue. Following Christ in today's world takes courage, conviction, and intelligence.
4 posted on 07/22/2003 10:33:54 AM PDT by lady lawyer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
Religiously minded, but at the same time sheeplike in their simplicity...

And proud of it!!!  ;)
5 posted on 07/22/2003 10:35:11 AM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.blogspot.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
"The only answer one can credibly imagine from the figure in the Gospels is a slightly impatient.."

Actually, he clearly made the choice of "driving" a donkey into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday to symbolize his humility.

Jesus wouldn't drive some $50K+ SUV, but would probably drive something more akin to a VW Bug. Something very UN-status-symbol.
6 posted on 07/22/2003 10:35:30 AM PDT by Blzbba
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
Well, Scriptures do say the Apostls prayed in one accord!
7 posted on 07/22/2003 10:36:02 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Blzbba
Jesus wouldn't drive some $50K+ SUV

You think He'd drive something inferior to
what the Pope drives, ie, the head of His church?
8 posted on 07/22/2003 10:37:42 AM PDT by gcruse (http://gcruse.blogspot.com/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
What would Jesus drive?

Jesus was a carpenter with his own crew of 12.
In other words a contractor.
He would drive a Crew Cab Long Wheelbase Dually 4wd 1 ton Diesel Pickup

So9

9 posted on 07/22/2003 10:41:45 AM PDT by Servant of the Nine (Real Texicans; we're grizzled, we're grumpy and we're armed)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
But in secular, pluralist societies there are numerous measures of morality besides Christianity; and besides, Christianity itself is ill-served by the assumption that it provides a fixed set of answers to questions that are inherently unspiritual.

Sure there are "numerous measures of morality besides Christianity" and we are to respect the rights of those who hold those beliefs as long as they don't conflict with the biblically based principles of our Constitution. The biblical principle of "Liberty of conscience" provides for a wide range of individual liberties but it is set within a framework of certain restraints. The mistake the author makes is assuming there are questions that are "inherently unspiritual". All questions are "inherently spiritual" and some questions are left to the conscience of the individual.

10 posted on 07/22/2003 10:47:33 AM PDT by lockeliberty
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
The upside to the ad is that it may help push the whole "WWJD?" question out of the public realm and back to where it belongs, in the private space where individuals form and act on their own hard-won religious convictions.

Translation: Christian, closetize thyself. Gays can come out. We're trading. We want to put you back in.

That is not to say that questions of public policy, like questions of private behavior, do not have a moral component. They should and do. But in secular, pluralist societies there are numerous measures of morality besides Christianity;

Translation: Relativism rules. The only absolute is that we cannot allow any absolutist worldview into the public square. Only our absolutes can be absolutely right.

and besides, Christianity itself is ill-served by the assumption that it provides a fixed set of answers to questions that are inherently unspiritual.

Oh, great, so now this outsider can speak on behalf of Christians everywhere! And...more compartmentalization...dividing the world neatly into that which is spiritual vs. that which is unspiritual. Hey, our spiritual God created a material universe and He's interested in the full range of details of life. He can't be boxed into this guy's corner.

11 posted on 07/22/2003 10:48:17 AM PDT by Colofornian
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9

12 posted on 07/22/2003 10:48:19 AM PDT by Tlaloc
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Zavien Doombringer
Well, Scriptures do say the Apostls prayed in one accord!

And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. (Acts 2:1 - King James Version).

Find more cars in the Bible here.
13 posted on 07/22/2003 10:50:05 AM PDT by tang-soo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
Also important - "WWJWD" - "What Would John Wayne Do?"
14 posted on 07/22/2003 10:53:23 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (...and Freedom tastes of Reality.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: gcruse
"You think He'd drive something inferior to
what the Pope drives, ie, the head of His church? "


Most definitely. Unlike the Pope and all other human beings, Jesus was true to his beliefs, if you know what I'm saying. True to Himself?

Regardless, Jesus wouldn't need a Popemobile. That type of extravagance doesn't fit what the Bible says about Jesus.
15 posted on 07/22/2003 11:07:08 AM PDT by Blzbba
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: DuncanWaring
WWPD?

(What Would Patton Do?)
16 posted on 07/22/2003 11:10:05 AM PDT by AbnSarge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: gcruse
You think He'd drive something inferior to what the Pope drives, ie, the head of His church?

JP doesn't drive the Popemobile. He stands in the back and waves.

17 posted on 07/22/2003 11:10:08 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: AbnSarge
WWPD - That'll work too.
18 posted on 07/22/2003 11:37:01 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (...and Freedom tastes of Reality.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: lady lawyer
I seem to recall the Holy One kicking tail and taking names in the Temple. Christ was not a whimp.
19 posted on 07/22/2003 11:38:36 AM PDT by 50sDad ("Can't sleep...clowns will eat me!")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Zavien Doombringer
Well, Scriptures do say the Apostls prayed in one accord!

How did they fit 12 apostles in a Toyota?

20 posted on 07/22/2003 11:39:33 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("I don't need the Bush tax cut. I never worked a f****** day in my life. Patrick Kennedy D-RI)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-39 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson