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WATER SPORT (Horny Dolphin Molests Demi Moore - Kutcher Watches In Horror)
NY Post ^ | July 22, 2003 | Dick Johnson

Posted on 07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT by presidio9

Edited on 05/26/2004 5:15:12 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

DEMI Moore is accustomed to the attentions of men - but not an over-sexed porpoise. Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue, the Joint. Sunday morning, the crew went to see Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden & Dolphin Habitat, and took a swim with the flippery mammals. "Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way," laughed our spy. Moore had to get out of the pool.


(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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1 posted on 07/23/2003 7:21:17 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Now, where did I put my dolphin suit........
2 posted on 07/23/2003 7:23:01 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb
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To: SpinnerWebb
I'm sorry, I need to give it back to you. I should tell you what a great time I had in Vegas with it!
3 posted on 07/23/2003 7:24:14 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
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To: SpinnerWebb

4 posted on 07/23/2003 7:25:09 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (When news breaks, we fix it.)
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To: presidio9
When did Demi start dating pro football players?
5 posted on 07/23/2003 7:25:58 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: presidio9
Dick Johnson wrote this? Hmmm.

6 posted on 07/23/2003 7:26:11 AM PDT by b4its2late (I am a partisan. Part right and the other part right.)
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To: presidio9
I don't know....Sounds kinda "fishy" to me!
7 posted on 07/23/2003 7:26:17 AM PDT by BostonCajun
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To: presidio9
Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer were all in Las Vegas to catch the Duran Duran show at the Hard Rock Hotel's venue

I'm sorry but this struck me as the REAL oddity of the article.

8 posted on 07/23/2003 7:26:28 AM PDT by KantianBurke (The Federal govt should be protecting us from terrorists, not handing out goodies)
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To: presidio9
There's a King of the Hill episode dealing with the same topic - it's hilarious!
9 posted on 07/23/2003 7:27:22 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: b4its2late
Actually he does go by Richard. Dick is just a nickname I use for him.
10 posted on 07/23/2003 7:27:35 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: presidio9
That has to be the best headline since "William Shatner's wife dissatisfied with frozen horse sperm"
11 posted on 07/23/2003 7:27:36 AM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: KantianBurke
Moore, her beau Ashton Kutcher, ex-hubby Bruce Willis and kids Talluleh, Scout and Rumer

Just the modern American family ... you got problems with that? (/sarcasm)

12 posted on 07/23/2003 7:27:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a right wingnut, I admit it!)
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To: presidio9
Isn't Ashton like half her age?
13 posted on 07/23/2003 7:29:11 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: Xenalyte
more like 1/3 of her age
14 posted on 07/23/2003 7:29:29 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (When news breaks, we fix it.)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Oh, y'all don't want Demi. Her hoots display as much motion as concrete.
15 posted on 07/23/2003 7:29:38 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
Blech!
16 posted on 07/23/2003 7:30:05 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: Xenalyte
She was born in 1962, he was born in 1978. So... a 14-year difference. Guess 1/3 was a bit of an exaggeration.
17 posted on 07/23/2003 7:30:33 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (When news breaks, we fix it.)
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To: Xenalyte
And as slippery as the dolphin :)
18 posted on 07/23/2003 7:31:04 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
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To: presidio9
Is that a gun in your snout, or are you just happy to see me?
19 posted on 07/23/2003 7:32:46 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Zavien Doombringer
I'm sorry, I need to give it back to you. I should tell you what a great time I had in Vegas with it!

After you finish waxing it, that is.

20 posted on 07/23/2003 7:34:15 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
And as slippery as the dolphin :)

And then some.


21 posted on 07/23/2003 7:34:17 AM PDT by Diogenesis (If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
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To: Larry Lucido
Is that a gun in your snout, or are you just happy to see me?

No, that would be "the friendly finger," you're talking about. Man I wish I could find THAT article!

22 posted on 07/23/2003 7:35:30 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: presidio9
I think I see a movie here. "Debbie does the dolphins."
23 posted on 07/23/2003 7:36:16 AM PDT by jetson
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To: Diogenesis

24 posted on 07/23/2003 7:36:47 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
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To: jetson
Did you look at the keywords list?
25 posted on 07/23/2003 7:37:28 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
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To: presidio9


26 posted on 07/23/2003 7:38:03 AM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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To: Xenalyte
Her hoots display as much motion as concrete.

You may be onto something there. Perhaps Demi simply presented an interesting sonar picture to the animal.

27 posted on 07/23/2003 7:40:23 AM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Zavien Doombringer
Scratch that dolphin suit.... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/950559/posts?page=15
28 posted on 07/23/2003 7:41:35 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb
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To: Lunatic Fringe
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29 posted on 07/23/2003 7:45:39 AM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: presidio9
When last heard from, Demi was heard to mutter something about searching for Moby Dick.
30 posted on 07/23/2003 7:53:08 AM PDT by tlb
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To: jetson
Shouldn't that be "Demi does the dolphins"?
31 posted on 07/23/2003 7:54:24 AM PDT by bigj00
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To: tlb
Thar she blows!
32 posted on 07/23/2003 7:55:44 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (Exercise your right to vote, or they'll take that one too!)
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To: SpinnerWebb
Reminds me of Beaks in the gorilla suit at the end of Trading Places.
33 posted on 07/23/2003 7:56:13 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: mhking
One for your ping list mh.
34 posted on 07/23/2003 7:57:36 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("I don't need the Bush tax cut. I never worked a f****** day in my life. Patrick Kennedy D-RI)
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To: presidio9
"Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way,"

Dolphins are very intelligent and have great eyesight.

35 posted on 07/23/2003 7:59:37 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (RATS: We're sorry Saddam.)
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To: honeygrl
I heard that dolphin just signed a contract with the Lakers.

Just kidding!

36 posted on 07/23/2003 8:00:17 AM PDT by NeoCaveman ("I don't need the Bush tax cut. I never worked a f****** day in my life. Patrick Kennedy D-RI)
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To: Mike Darancette
Demi had a SEAL of approval.
37 posted on 07/23/2003 8:02:44 AM PDT by Renegade
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To: Renegade
I guess she's FINished swimming with dolphins for a while, eh?
38 posted on 07/23/2003 8:03:46 AM PDT by WestPacSailor (Exercise your right to vote, or they'll take that one too!)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Did someone say Dolphins?

HMB/Bizarre PING....

If you want on or off this list, FReepmail me!

FYI: This has fast outgrown it's original "charter" and become a home for the truly bizarre. An alternative saying/phrasiology is being sought (and suggestions are very welcome!). Also, like it's "cousin list" the B/C list, it has become a high-volume list.


I'm leaning toward "Just damn," on the suggestion of quite a few folks. I won't make a decision until Sunday. (And thanks to all of you for sending your suggestions!)
39 posted on 07/23/2003 8:13:24 AM PDT by mhking
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To: presidio9
I forget is a dolphin the mammal or the porpie (plural for porposus porpsis hmmmmmmm The other dolphin.

Whichever, I understand the thinking... as long as she didn't have that shaved head she sported in GI-Jane.


40 posted on 07/23/2003 8:18:51 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: WestPacSailor; Clemenza
Gives new meaning to the term "sleeping with the fishes..."
41 posted on 07/23/2003 8:22:57 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: mhking
Wouldn't this be a "hold muh bottlenose" alert?
42 posted on 07/23/2003 8:32:24 AM PDT by wasp69 (Remember, Uday in Pig Latin is DU)
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To: BostonCajun
BUSTED! Dolphins aren't fish!
43 posted on 07/23/2003 8:33:54 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
They're small whales. Amazing creatures, the only other animal besides the dog and cat that has somehow managed to form a special bond with mankind.
44 posted on 07/23/2003 8:40:44 AM PDT by jpl
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To: presidio9
I didn't know that dolphins liked tuna.
45 posted on 07/23/2003 8:45:07 AM PDT by Freebird Forever
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To: jpl
Seems like he was trying to "bond" with Demi.
46 posted on 07/23/2003 8:45:42 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: KantianBurke
"I'm sorry but this struck me as the REAL oddity of the article."

According to the photos in the tabloids every week, she and her ex hubby are really good friends still and he hangs out with her and the kids even when she has a new boyfriend.
47 posted on 07/23/2003 9:38:11 AM PDT by honeygrl
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To: Blood of Tyrants
you know the old saying about woman and fish... maybe that's why the dolphin went after her.
48 posted on 07/23/2003 9:41:39 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: presidio9
I've seen footage of an amorous dolphin going after a human being. Not funny at all. They are big, powerful animals.
49 posted on 07/23/2003 9:49:01 AM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: presidio9
This isn't the first time I've heard about horny dolphins. I know a woman who was "hooked" by an amorous dolphin out at sea. She was being dragged underwater in her wetsuit while her family laughed at her predicament.
50 posted on 07/23/2003 10:07:59 AM PDT by weegee
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