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Woman accused of stabbing her husband in face with crab
Easton Star Democrat (Maryland) ^
| July 30, 2003
Posted on 07/30/2003 2:00:40 PM PDT by Shermy
PRESTON - A Preston woman was arrested after an alleged fight with her husband on Thursday.
According to police, Sherry Lynn Harrison, 28, and her husband, Alvin J. Harrison Jr., 33 allegedly argued at their home at 5980 Newton Road in Preston. Police said Mrs. Harrison allegedly took a hard-shell crab and stabbed Mr. Harrison in the face with the pointed end of the shell. Mrs. Harrison allegedly bit Mr. Harrison on his right forearm when he attempted to restrain her, said police. Police said Mr. Harrison refused medical treatment for his injuries.
Mrs. Harrison was arrested and charged with second-degree assault. She is being held at the Caroline County Detention Center on $1,000 bond.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; US: Maryland
KEYWORDS: crabby; crabcontrolnow; holdmuhshell; ouch; outlawclaws; putsomebutteronit
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:00:40 PM PDT
by
Shermy
To: Shermy
I guess that she was feeling kinda crabby.
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:01:17 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
(All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
To: mhking; w_over_w; Kenny Bunk; marron; swarthyguy; Grampa Dave; a_Turk; Badabing Badaboom
Ping.
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:01:28 PM PDT
by
Shermy
To: Shermy; mhking
Here's one for the Just Damn list.
To: MotleyGirl70
Ping
To: Shermy
I bet she pulled that crab off her crotch!
To: Larry Lucido
She needs to get together with the guy who whacked his wife with a cat the other day. Made for each other.
To: Redcloak; Shermy
To: Shermy
I've heard about people having a nasty case of crabs, but d*mn...
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:03:18 PM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Shermy
Wonder what the mister did or said to get her so riled up. Musta' been a doozey!
Prairie
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:03:39 PM PDT
by
prairiebreeze
(May God bless our coaltion troops and their families.)
To: mhking
Ping
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:04:04 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(~~~ http://www.ourgangnet.net ~~~~~)
To: Shermy
All the while, she was screaming "Take that bass out of your voice when you talk to ME!" What a shellfish woman.
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:05:31 PM PDT
by
strela
("Each of us can find a maggot in our past which will happily devour our futures." Horatio Hornblower)
To: Shermy
Well that was shellfish of her
To: Mr. Silverback
Looks like this is one of yours??
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:06:53 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(This is OUR country; let's take it back!!!!!)
To: Shermy
To add insult to injury, she followed up the painful blow with a squirt of lemon.
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:07:19 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: Shermy
Alternate Headlines considered:
Wife gives Husband serious case of crabs...
Wife uses Husbands face in a game of Crab-Attack by X-Box.
Husband uses face to crack crab, Gets the point.
Wife accused of crab-i-cide.
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:07:23 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
To: Shermy
"Hurt like crab".
To: bedolido
When do we get the assault crab ban?
To: gov_bean_ counter
"When crustaceans are outlawed, only outlaws will have crustaceans!"
To: gov_bean_ counter
If only Congress would enact sensible crab-control regulations, tragedies like this could be avoided.
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posted on
07/30/2003 2:10:08 PM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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