People have also been warned that they will be injured if they load a gun then point it at themselves and pull the trigger.
Additionally, they have been warned not to douse themselves with gasoline, then light matches.
ISP's should send a .zip file to all of their users, containing an html file that sends the user's e-mail address back to them when they open the attachment. Anyone who opens it will automatically have their account suspended for a month. Likewise, IT managers at businesses should send an attachment to all employees from some strange e-mail address, and any of them that open it should be promptly fired.
Oh, you'll love this one.