CAPTION TIME!

Yahoo News/Photos ^ | 8/15/03

[stlnative]

Actor Gary Coleman (news) and adult film actress Mary Carey, both candidates for governor of California in the October 7, 2003 recall election, pose at a press conference in Los Angeles, August 15, 2003. Coleman and Carey are two of the five candidates who will be participating in a televised election spoof on Oct. 1. (Fred Prouser/Reuters)

[jws3sticks]

Yo' Mama aint My Mama!

[Registered]

Now I know what you were talk'n bout Willis!

[Slings and Arrows]

"Damn, woman! What you trying to do, dislocate my shoulder?"

[farmfriend]

ping

[Ronin]

Now THAT'S what I'm tawkin bout!!!

[isom35]

yo mama, u need a brown bag for that face...

[null and void]

I was expecting Gary Coleman and Ahhhhrnold.

Not *those* twins...

[Lion Den Dan]

Pull Arnold's film to maintain equal time but we have a televised election spoof for the Dims and Dimmer. Go figure?

[The Pheonix]

Gary, thinking;

"can't wait till the slow music starts, BOY,oh BOY....just look at them melons...slow music, somebody!

boy, oh boy...'

[RippleFire]

bump

[COUNTrecount]

Is that a star on your head or are you just happy to see me ?

[ovrtaxt]

Ah, the advantages of being four feet tall...

[Physicist]

"Looks like they started the balloon drop early!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Look at those inflated things!

And then there are the balloons. . . .

[PatrioticAmerican]

"shooooweeeee! and people tell me being short is some kind of handicap!"

[csvset]

Actually, Dana's dead.

[jetson]

BOINGYOINGYOINGYOING!!!