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The New York Times ^
| August 23, 2003
| THE ASSOCIATED PRESS [on crack]
Posted on 08/26/2003 12:27:40 PM PDT by Constitution Day

August 23, 2003
3 - Run HR xhl(Aaron Guiel's Thre Off Joe Mays in Fifth Ifts
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 9:51 p.m. ET
Gutered the game wo hits in his last 18 at-bats, went 2-fos City atayed withif theicago Whx in the AL Central race.
Luis Rivas homered for Minnesota, which fell 2 1/2 games back.
After Jeremy Affelclosed Friday's win withect innity's bullpen again refused to budge.
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The Royals improved to 11-7 against the te being outs3-84. The two teams play again Sunday afternoon for the final time this season.
Lct was purchased from Triple-Omaha on June 15, left with a lead despite giving up 10 hits over four innings and 69 pitches.
Caut to start the fifth -- costing Lima a chance at his first victory since July 27.
The Twins stranded five runners in the first three in ad didn't score in tz led off with a double and moved up on a balk.
After Shon Stewart t to third, Joe Randa made a diving snag of Rivas' liner and in the same motion slapped his glove on the bag to complete the The Twins had four straight hits in the first -- Rivas homered and Ley drove in Doug Mientkiewicz w and threen the thirdook a 3-0 lead when Jones drove iMatthew LeCroy with a smash to center.
Lima has given up nine runs in eight innings -- since spendi But Mayanez oopup, k out Ken Harvey ansprinted off the mound with a 3-1 lead as the crowd of 37,782 -- the Twins' third-largest this year -- screproval.
s, though, roared back in the fifth when Guiel homered to right-center field, his 11th, with two ont. Mays gave
up seven hits and four runsgs while stuthree, and Grant Balfour finishr shutout innings. Notes:@ Rivas has four hits in seven careerainst Lima. ... The Re 42-1 whenee runs or less. ... Minnesota's Torii Hunter is 0-s series and has two hits his l 23 at-bats.
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YES, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL TITLE AND ARTICLE!Apparently, August 23 was a pretty bad day for the NY Slimes.
(see also: Small b Detonatesand)
I hope this new post meets with your screproval.
To: dighton; sarcasm; Timesink; Dog Gone; Paul Atreides; Harmless Teddy Bear; Admin Moderator
"After Jeremy Affelclosed Friday's win withect innity's bullpen again refused to budge."
To: Constitution Day
Hilaros!
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:30:22 PM PDT
by
freebilly
To: Constitution Day
Whoa!
4
posted on
08/26/2003 12:30:28 PM PDT
by
Dog
(: "And good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing 'This'll be the day Saddam dies...'")
To: Constitution Day
I'm snot dhrunkk...reelyy.
Sweet Moses what a trip...
5
posted on
08/26/2003 12:31:00 PM PDT
by
Damocles
(sword of...)
To: Sloth
Bughters didnurce!
To: Constitution Day
Wow, spelling is worse than usual today.
Blumgnhph
To: babaloo999
since spendi But Mayanez oopup.
To: Constitution Day
Me spelz guud.
9
posted on
08/26/2003 12:34:24 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(This is hughly series, please be spefic.)
To: Constitution Day
LOL...FYI..the NYTimes computer and e-mail system was down fseveral times because of that virus thingee...could this be a residual effect?
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:34:35 PM PDT
by
ken5050
To: dubyaismypresident
Yep, and "four runsgs while stuthree", too.
To: Constitution Day; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; hellinahandcart; Poohbah; ...
Win withect innity.
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:36:30 PM PDT
by
dighton
(No gility for t inside.)
To: ken5050
could this be a residual effect? In my best Bugs Bunny voice... "Mmmm, could be!"
To: dighton
LOL
I don't know where you find these, but OMG
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:37:49 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.)
To: Constitution Day
Funny..the NYT needs help!
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:39:49 PM PDT
by
MEG33
To: Lazamataz
I don't know where you find these, but OMG.Credit belongs to sarcasm for the first, and Constitution Day for this one.
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:39:50 PM PDT
by
dighton
(No gility for t inside.)
To: Constitution Day
Most NYT articles look like this before the editorial staff work their magic.
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:39:51 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle)
To: Constitution Day
three in ad didn't score in tz led
since spendi But Mayanez oopup, k out
and threen the thirdook
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:40:04 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(I am the extended middle finger in the fist of life.)
To: Constitution Day
isnt there a standard freeper login for these newspaper sites?
anyone know what it is?
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posted on
08/26/2003 12:40:27 PM PDT
by
ilgipper
To: Constitution Day
Doug Mientkiewicz Boy, is that screwed up! Who could have a name like that?
I mean, really. "Doug"!
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