[Dog Gone]

do you want to drive McClintock out of the race now and wait for Bob Mulholland to produce the black woman three days before the election??

I'd love for Bob to do that. I really want to hear what this woman expected when she voluntarily walked out naked into a room full of body-builders.

[Quix]

Belly laugh.

Thanks.

Perhaps she expected . . . someone to offer their speedo's to cover her . . . uhhhhhh . . . . toes?

Maybe she expected a couple of them to offer their speedos to cover upper left and upper right.

Maybe she dreamed of being in a rodeo and riding the bulls?

Maybe she thought of it as black female TURN ABOUT AS FAIR CONQUEST???

Maybe daddy didn't restrict her playing on her pogo stick enough as a little girl.

Maybe she'd been too long in the future first black president's tutlage.

Maybe she was just cold and PETA wouldn't let her have her furrs back . . . . so she figured all the guys would do.

Maybe she tripped on the stairs and her thong sort of caught on the railing and stayed there?

Maybe she was planning on doing in-depth, expose stealth interviews while the boys were uhhhhhhhhh distracted with visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads . . . or was it . . . . dancing in the sugar plums?

Maybe she just had a VERY BIG ITCH and the sound of one hand clapping just didn't do it for her any more.

Something tells me I'm too tired, toooo off the wall or ill and should go to bed.