'ALIVE' OSAMA PLOTS DOOMSDAY BIO-STRIKE

New York Post ^ | 9/01/03 | ERIC LENKOWITZ

[kattracks]

September 1, 2003 -- Alive and well, Osama bin Laden held a summit of terrorists in an Afghan mountain stronghold in the wake of the Iraq war to plot al Qaeda's next move - an attack using biological weapons that "will be unbelievable," a Taliban source claims in an alarming new report.

[Semper Paratus]

OK, show me the video of the meeting. I know a healthy Osama couldn't wait to show his mug again to the world.

[IronJack]

a secure, remote mountain lair ...

Remote, perhaps. But he of all people should know that there's no such thing as "secure."

[Young Rhino]

The attack will constitute overpowering the general public of a major metropolitan city with the stench associated with Islamic lack of hygiene.

Unfortunately, Osama will choose Paris as the city and no one will know the difference. He'll blend right in with the French.

[MizSterious]

"His priority is to use biological weapons,"

Hmmm. Has Hillary laundered that horrid pantsuit of hers yet? Could Osama be funding her presidential aspirations?

[COUNTrecount]

"He recently presided over the funeral of his daughter-in-

law, who died during childbirth. "

Not enough medical help to avert a death during childbirth

but enough know- how to destroy the US with bio-terrorism ?

Cave dwelling must be a bitch on the ability to think

realistically and rationally.

[Jackknife]

If this has any thread of truth,then I trust that our Special Ops will know quite a bit about his 'secure' location............

[kattracks]

I think being buried under a couple of tons of rocks could be called secure.

[bonesmccoy]

don't discount it.

Death during labor occurs even in the US. To appropriately intervene, a trained ob-gyn needs a fully staffed OR to do the C/Section. But, even then, it can fail if the fetus is in the wrong place (I've seen an ectopic pregnancy where the mother died in labor despite intervention by an entire team of OB-GYN's).

Direct Biological Attack on the US is my most feared mode of attack on US civilians.

Our healthcare system can not handle the attack.

Thousands would perish because of the failure of our national system to appropriately build defense systems in healthcare.

[EggsAckley]

How about this: we pinpoint what we think is his likely hideout, tell EVERYONE in the area that they must leave or be destroyed, and then flatten the area. Kind of like extermination.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Big talk for a dead man.

[chainsaw]

They said he is in good health

I thought Osama had to have dialysis every two or three days. Where is he getting the dialysis machine, and the blood to start it?

[Young Rhino]

Where is he getting the dialysis machine, and the blood to start it?

Those 72 virgins in paradise.

OTOH, maybe per SouthPark, he is getting a pineapple shoved up his @ss daily by the devil.

[Happy2BMe]

""We don't know where he is," said U.S. Army Col. Rodney Davis, a spokesman for the forces in Afghanistan. "And frankly, it's not about him. We'll continue to focus on killing, capturing and denying sanctuary to any anti-coalition forces."

But when we do find his maggot-infested arse, it's going straight to Gitmo!

[Imal]

He recently presided over the funeral of his daughter-in-law, who died during childbirth.

"I had enough riches to enjoy myself like an Arab sheik," bin Laden said at the funeral, according to an account given by his special bodyguard, Abu Hamza al Jazeeri.

"But I decided to fight against those infidel forces that want to sever us from our Islamic roots," he said, blaming America for the woman's death.

If this account is true, we can rest assured he isn't getting any less crazy over time.

I have been hearing all sorts of things about a coming "black wind" over America. None of this bodes well.

[Eala]

Alive and well, Osama bin Laden held a summit of terrorists in an Afghan mountain stronghold in the wake of the Iraq war to plot al Qaeda's next move - an attack using biological weapons that "will be unbelievable," a Taliban source claims in an alarming new report.

Yawn. Rafael Patai's excellent book "The Arab Mind" goes into some depth into the Arab perception of "truth," and guess what, it's not like ours.

[Imal]

How about this: we pinpoint what we think is his likely hideout, tell EVERYONE in the area that they must leave or be destroyed, and then flatten the area.

That would necessarily include bin Laden and his henchmen.

Probably best to skip the warning part and move right on to execution, or as the Israelis call it, "liquidation".

[KillTime]

a secure, remote mountain lair

Nothing's more secure and remote than 100 feet under stone and rubble.

[rageaholic]

Arab concept of "the truth" is whatever they can make the other guy believe. IIRC one of Aesop's fables is about the people living in the middle east, and how they became liars and cheats.