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Rumors of "Atlas Shrugged" movie....
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Posted on 09/08/2003 1:30:17 PM PDT by jim_trent

Ann Rand’s heir, Leonard Peikoff, sold the movie rights to “Atlas Shrugged” many years ago. The estate does not have any direct control over who makes the movie or who is cast, so this is what I heard is being floated in Hollywood.

Expected Casting:

Dagny Taggart --- Susan Sarandon, Barbara Streisand, and Jessica Lange are all competing for this part. Susan is in the lead right now, but Barbara is eagerly having her husband drive her from casting couch to casting couch right now. Jessica is considered a long shot.

Hank Rearden --- Martin Sheen, Tim Robbins, and Mike Farrell are competing. Sheen has the lead so far, but things could easily change. Producers feel that he is a bit short when paired next to either Susan or Babs and it would be disconcerting to have him talking into their “aaahem” (lets just say navel) throughout the show. They have no chance to strap him on a stuffed horse in this picture. A stepladder was suggested, but Martin is afraid of heights. Tim Robbins’ chances will be greatly improved if Susan gets the lead. Mike is considered a long shot.

John Galt --- Surprisingly, this pivotal role is almost uncontested. Lou Grant is almost sure to get the spot, but Michael Moore is trying hard for it. Regardless of the choice, the wardrobe will not have to be altered.

Francisco d’Anconia --- Many talented actors are trying for this role. Richard Gere, Alec Baldwin, and George Clooney are the leaders. One clue might be the rumors that a part for Francisco’s pet gerbil is being written in. This one is too close to call.

Jim Taggert --- Peter Arnett is expected to make the transition from CNN actor to actor-at-large in this role. He will try his best to steer Dagney from her destructive ways, and gives an interview where he says her plan for the Rio Norte/John Galt rail line are in disarray. She is regrouping and desperately trying to find a new plan.

Robert Stadler --- This is being offered to Martin Sheen instead of the Rearden part, but he wants it punched up quite a bit before he would even consider it. It is expected that in the movie he will become the originator of “Rearden” metal, but had it stolen from him by a vile industrialist and he was just too much of gentleman to object.

Wesley Mouch --- It is almost certain that Sean Penn will get this part, but producers are trying to get Colin Farrell interested in it.

Lillian Rearden --- Janenne Garofalo is currently in the lead, but Jessica Lange and all three of the Dixie Chicks are also trying for the part. Whoppi Goldberg is trying to sell the producers on playing the part for laughs.

Eddie Willers --- This will probably go to Pee-Wee Herman. Near the end, he is shown as confused, but walking into a movie house.

Of course, there are some minor changes from the book. For example, when John Galt is captured, Dagney convinces him of the errors of his ways. His “strike” is selfish and hurts women, children, and minorities more than Republicans. In a three-hour-long speech to the world, he convinces most of the selfish and corrupt industrialists to return to their work, only with more compassion for the working man. Those who do not return (including an unrepentant Rearden) are bombed into oblivion in a 15 minute display of explosive special effects. In the end, Dagny and Galt fly towards New York, where the Republican caused blackout is ending. The lights come on one by one.

There will be cameo parts for Bill and Hill Clinton, Jacques Chirac, Jean Chretien, and the entire Belgian army (all three of them). To coincide with the opening of the movie, the book is expected to be reissued as a 30 page graphic novel.


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KEYWORDS: atlasshrugged; aynrand; humor
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1 posted on 09/08/2003 1:30:18 PM PDT by jim_trent
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To: jim_trent
Wow! I was starting to get ticked off when I realized you were on a "sarcasm" roll. Whew! For a minute there, I was taking this too seriously! I'd be so disappointed to have Dagney Taggert's character utterly degraded by the likes of any one of those three you mentioned, but ESPECIALLY Susan Saranwrap. For one thing, she's too old! And secondly, she's just plain 'ol icky!
2 posted on 09/08/2003 1:37:19 PM PDT by nfldgirl (RE: Miguel Estrada's nomination....so much for "filibuster-lite.")
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To: jim_trent
I got to Hank before I realized you were pulling our chains.
3 posted on 09/08/2003 1:42:54 PM PDT by TomServo ("I worked at NASA back when we were next to Cost Cutters.")
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To: jim_trent
Oh, that was cute, that was. Especially the Mouch part.... but I often entertain myself with REAL casting fantasies. I always come to the conclusion that it will all have to be computer-created because real life Hollywood holds almost no one who could play any of these parts.
4 posted on 09/08/2003 1:43:09 PM PDT by wizardoz (Paranoia. It's what's for dinner.)
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To: Mean Maryjean
Non-funny suggestions.

Dagney: Renee Zellweger

John: Mel Gibson
5 posted on 09/08/2003 1:43:12 PM PDT by ido_now
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To: jim_trent
For a minute there, I thought Hollywood was spitting on Ayn Rand's grave. Lol, had me going for a minute!
6 posted on 09/08/2003 1:44:16 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Davis has just been downgraded from eGray Hooker to 2 dollar whore...)
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To: jim_trent
Hrm I didn't get the joke until the bald Ed Asner was in the running for the blonde John Galt...must be a slow day :)
7 posted on 09/08/2003 1:46:35 PM PDT by CanisMajor2002 (Government grows when permanent agencies are raised to handle episodic phenomena.)
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To: TomServo
The warning signs went up on Barbra Strident...
8 posted on 09/08/2003 1:51:26 PM PDT by Eala (None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. - Milton)
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To: Eala
"Dagny Taggart --- Susan Sarandon,"

Right there I knew it was a joke. Who would cast her?
9 posted on 09/08/2003 1:55:04 PM PDT by NotQuiteCricket (tra-tra-la-la)
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To: jim_trent
LOL Seems that the parts are all being pursued by the leftist losers of Hollyweird.
10 posted on 09/08/2003 1:56:50 PM PDT by MEGoody
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To: NotQuiteCricket
"Susan Sarandon,"

Right there I knew it was a joke. Who would cast her?

Tim Robbins.

11 posted on 09/08/2003 1:57:25 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (®)
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To: jim_trent
to be filmed on location in California
12 posted on 09/08/2003 1:58:29 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Free Republic ..You have to support, things we don't support, to get our support.... goofy isn’t it?)
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To: jim_trent
Careful now! There are some here that might actually sympathize with your little joke.
13 posted on 09/08/2003 1:58:38 PM PDT by DoctorMichael (TAG! You're it!)
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To: ido_now
John: Joe Pantoliano
Hank: Brian Dennehy
14 posted on 09/08/2003 1:58:50 PM PDT by Norman Conquest
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To: jim_trent
Who can doubt that the movie would be just like this. Morality is evolving, you know.
15 posted on 09/08/2003 1:59:30 PM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle)
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To: NotQuiteCricket
I know Susan Sarandon is a leftie actress, but that's about all. Strident, though, I recognize...
16 posted on 09/08/2003 2:00:35 PM PDT by Eala (None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. - Milton)
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To: Eala
Barbra Strident...

lol. OK - I'm slow...

17 posted on 09/08/2003 2:01:43 PM PDT by TomServo ("I worked at NASA back when we were next to Cost Cutters.")
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To: jim_trent
Wesley Mouch : Should be Alec Baldwin

Good sarcasm ....

18 posted on 09/08/2003 2:02:57 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (Islam : totalitarian political ideology / meme cloaked under the cover of religion)
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To: jim_trent
>Ann Rand?s heir, Leonard Peikoff, sold the movie rights to ?Atlas Shrugged? many years ago.

That is why it was never made into a movie. Bad move Leonard. So I guess it was basically s***canned, gathering dust in some movie company's inventory.

19 posted on 09/08/2003 2:02:59 PM PDT by Dialup Llama
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To: jim_trent
Excellent.
20 posted on 09/08/2003 2:03:32 PM PDT by RobFromGa (Sen. Joe McCarthy helped win our death-match against the USSR- Pass it on!)
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